Top 50 Life Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Life pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

   Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

2. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

   Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

3. Is your heart a prison?

   Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

4. Are you lapis lazuli

   Cause I could use you to enchant my life

5. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

   Why dont I join in?

6. Roses are red, violets are blue

   I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

7. Hey girl wanna go out with me

   Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

8. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

   Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

9. Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

10. Are you my dad?

    Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

Funny life pickup lines

Are you a pen?
Because I want to write my life's story with you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

So ...what caliber is your boutineer?