Are you lapis lazuli

Cause I could use you to enchant my life

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Hey girl wanna go out with me

Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Roses are red, marvel films are s**..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t**....

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?

Are you a pen?

Because I want to write my life's story with you

One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.

I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Sexy cankles!

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Why don't you tuna around and let me bass.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

So you’re straight?

So are noodles until they get hot.

Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

Have you two ever had a t**...?

Is your name yorick? Cuz Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life.

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

Where have you been pretty much all of my life?

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?

I saved you a seat...on my face.

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

I can help you.

I have fingers.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

You don't look a day over 69.

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

I liverspotted you from across the bar?

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I wanna put it in your blow hole.

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

Girl, let's go invisible.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

So you're still Straight?

Have you met me?

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

I live alone.

Your face or mine?

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!

Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that’s just your sparkle.

Are you a bulb ?

Cuz whenever you look at me , my life becomes full of brightness.

Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Are you a broken pencil?

Because life without you is pointless <3

Wanna be my cuddlefish?

I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I think you dropped your teeth.

Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life.

Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Life’s a theme park,

But you’re the main attraction.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

Can I push your stool in?

I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

I'll be the life to your candy crush.

Let me wake you up for the rest of my life.

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

I've fallen for you and I can't get up.