Top 50 Life Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Life chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

   Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

2. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

   Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

3. Life is like the word 'color'

   It's better with u in it
   
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4. Is your heart a prison?

   Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

5. Are you lapis lazuli

   Cause I could use you to enchant my life

6. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

   Why dont I join in?

7. Roses are red, violets are blue

   I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

8. Hey girl wanna go out with me

   Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

9. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

   Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

10. Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Funny life pickup lines

Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

Are you a pen?

Because I want to write my life's story with you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

So ...what caliber is your boutineer?