Top 50 life Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Life chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Are you lapis lazuli
Cause I could use you to enchant my life
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now
Why dont I join in?
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
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Hey girl wanna go out with me
Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?
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Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?
Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.
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Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
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One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
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I want to actively listen to your life story.
Latest life chat up lines
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...
Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
Hello, my name is Will. As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.
So ...what caliber is your boutineer?
You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?