Top 50 Life Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Life conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Life pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table
Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
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Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...
Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰
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Is your heart a prison?
Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
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I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.
Are you free for the rest of your life?
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Life without you is like coding while Github is down
All i can commit is suicide.
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Many people will come into my life
But I only want you to come inside me
Working short life pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you lapis lazuli
Cause I could use you to enchant my life
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
Hey girl wanna go out with me
Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?
Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?
Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.
Roses are red, marvel films are s**..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t**....
Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?
Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life
life Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?
Are you a pen?
Because I want to write my life's story with you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
I want to actively listen to your life story.
One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.
life Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Hello, my name is Will.
As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.
life Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?
I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
So ...what caliber is your boutineer?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...
I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Sexy cankles!
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Life phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Life lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.