Are you lapis lazuli

Cause I could use you to enchant my life

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Hey girl wanna go out with me

Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Roses are red, marvel films are s**..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t**....

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?

Are you a pen?

Because I want to write my life's story with you

I want to actively listen to your life story.

I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

So ...what caliber is your boutineer?

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Sexy cankles!

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

Why don't you tuna around and let me bass.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

So you’re straight?

So are noodles until they get hot.

Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Is your name yorick? Cuz Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life.

Have you two ever had a t**...?

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

I saved you a seat...on my face.

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

You don't look a day over 69.

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

I liverspotted you from across the bar?

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Girl, let's go invisible.

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

I wanna put it in your blow hole.

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Your face or mine?

I live alone.

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

So you're still Straight?

Have you met me?

Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!

Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that’s just your sparkle.

Are you a bulb ?

Cuz whenever you look at me , my life becomes full of brightness.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

Are you a broken pencil?

Because life without you is pointless <3

Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life.

I think you dropped your teeth.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

Wanna be my cuddlefish?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

Life’s a theme park,

But you’re the main attraction.

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.

Can I push your stool in?

I'll be the life to your candy crush.

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss