Top 50 Life Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Life pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Life conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table
Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
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Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...
Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰
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Is your heart a prison?
Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
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I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.
Are you free for the rest of your life?
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Life without you is like coding while Github is down
All i can commit is suicide.
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Many people will come into my life
But I only want you to come inside me
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Are you lapis lazuli
Cause I could use you to enchant my life
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
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Hey girl wanna go out with me
Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?
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Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?
Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.
Working life pickup lines
I’ve done some great things in my life
But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you
Roses are red, marvel films are shitty, the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your titty.
Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?
Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life
Are you a pen?
Because I want to write my life's story with you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
I want to actively listen to your life story.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Hello, my name is Will.
As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?