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Top 27 Health Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Health chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  2. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  3. Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  5. My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

  6. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

  7. Hey babe, are you ok?

    Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  8. Are you a health potion?

    Because when I’m with you, all my hearts are full

  9. I think I need a health insurance

    Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

  10. Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross?

    Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

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Funny health pickup lines

My mama says you're bad for my health
'Cause whenever I'm with you, I pinch myself to check if I'm dreaming.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!

Fracking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Girl: Buy me a drink 🥃

Can I buy you a Starbucks instead of a drink because alcohol is bad for your health

On Minecraft there are a lot of things to restore your health and hunger right,

but there's only one thing I want to fill me up.

Welcome, as light to day, as health to sick men

With a beautiful body like yours, surely you work out. Which health spa do you work out at?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

If I can be a gemstone, I would be a garnet, so you can wear me to keep you health.

Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Hey baby, I can put you on my health insurance policy.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!