50 Health Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Health rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about health, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Health Pickup Lines

A good Health hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.
Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.
Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?
Are you learning CPR? I hope you want to learn by doing because you taking my breath away.
Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

Short and cute health pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about health are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.

Babe, I need to mix our herbs together so I can restore health.

Would you settle for me tonight?

Cheesy health Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

Because everybody wants to use you

Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Corny health Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Health conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.

I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

A good health Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Health hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Health love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Health chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.