Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

Babe, I need to mix our herbs together so I can restore health.

Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

Because everybody wants to use you

Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.

I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Do you need an inhaler? Because you got dat ass ma.

Babe, I want to become your inhaler because it's getting all the action.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

Are you asthma? Because I want to use you as an inhaler.

Girl you got asthma? You will need some chest compression now.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.

Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe s**....

"I'm like a multivitamin, good for your health and best taken daily!"

Do you want to learn CPR? Let me demo you some mouth to mouth action.

Are you a vaccine or just immune to my charms?

Are you a medkit? Because being with you is like getting a full health boost.

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

Aw, I hope you feel better soon. Maybe I can bring you some homemade soup? Your health is important to me.

I'm not a CPR dummy, but you can practice mouth-to-mouth on me any day.

"Even on your worst health day, you turned yoga into a beautiful win—your strength is as inspiring as your smile!"

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

"Are you a health potion? Because you just restored my energy with that smile!"

"If caring about you is bad for my health, then I guess I'm really sick... with love."

"Well, a mysterious, health-conscious guy has to keep his high fiber secrets, right?"

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

Babe, I don't know CPR, but I know how to blow some excitement into your life.

Did you just get the vaccine? Want to see how good I can make you feel in 15 minutes?

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some s**... health humanitarian needs.

I hope you feel better soon! Your health is important. Let me know if you need anything, even if it's just a virtual hug.

Girl I want to be your vaccine, I want to get inside you and protect you for life.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Do you have shields? Because every time I see you, my health bar goes up.

Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.

Oh, definitely! I mean, who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole pizza to yourself, am I right? 😂🍕

Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

Babe, you got asthma, time to inhale my tips.

Are you chicken pox? Because I want all up in my face.

Oh definitely! They say laughter is the best medicine, so does that mean dad jokes are the key to immortality? 😂

Oh no, let me be your nurse! I'll bring chicken soup and cozy blankets. Your health is my top priority. 🤒❤️

"Am I okay? Well, I was, until your beauty made my heart skip a beat. Good thing I've got health insurance!"

"If you can teach yoga on a tough day, imagine the magic you can create when you're feeling your best!"

Are you a chug jug? Because being with you instantly replenishes all my health and shields.

"Does your smile have a health warning? Because every time I see it, my heart skips a beat."

I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. It's really important that you talk to someone who can help you, like a mental health professional or a trusted person in your life.

"Your enchanting presence is a healing force, just like my green energy at work."

"If you can shine through a tough day, imagine how bright you'd be in my arms after a good stretch."

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

Dark romance? It’s like eating chocolate cake at midnight—sweet, a little messy, and definitely not good for your health... but oh so irresistible!

"Do you play Widowmaker? Because every time you look my way, my heart skips a beat and my health goes down."

Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

"Are you a vitamin? Because you're definitely keeping my love life in optimal health."

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Absolutely! I always say, "Why go to the gym when you can go to the buffet?" 😆🍔

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Love that! Nothing sexier than someone who prioritizes health. We should swap smoothie recipes—I promise mine are as sweet as you are. 😏

"You must be a yoga pose because you’ve got me feeling flexible and ready to stretch our connection."

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Aww, hope you feel better soon. If I was there, I'd cuddle you back to health.

Haha, definitely! Can't go on dates if we're not healthy, right? I promise to bring hand sanitizer and a thermometer to our first date! 😄

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

"Just as my green energy heals, your radiant beauty mends any heartache."

"Do you have a prescription for making people happy? Because when I see you, I feel like I've taken a dose of joy!"

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart feels full whenever I see you in the game of life!"

I guess I’ll have to come over and nurse you back to health—my cooking is guaranteed to spice things up! 😉

"If teaching yoga through a rough day is winning, then you're the champion of my heart!"

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

"If my health can’t hold me back from teaching yoga, imagine the adventures we could have together, gorgeous."

"Even on my worst health day, I couldn't help but notice how you add a spark to my yoga class."

"Definitely! I even wear a helmet when I'm on a Zoom call, you know, just in case of a sudden virtual crash! 😂"

"Do you have a Stardrop? Because your presence just maxed out my energy and health bar."

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection and it's got more bars than a good health report."

"Well, aren't we two avocados in a health food store! Strangely appealing and full of unexpected good fats."

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

"In your brown eyes I lose myself, with your humor, you steal my health, surely, you're beauty's wealth."

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart feels restored every time I see you!"

"Just like my mental health, I find you fascinatingly complex and undeniably captivating."

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

Are you my mental health?

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

"Are you a therapist? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate definitely improves!"

"Are you hungry? Because I can be your fast food, quick to reach your heart but bad for your health."

"They call me Toxic, but with your antidote smile, I'm no longer hazardous to my heart's health."

"Is your name Gravity? Coz every time I see you, I find myself falling. It's becoming a real health hazard!"