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Top 50 Health Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Health pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Health conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  2. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  3. Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

  6. Are you learning CPR? I hope you want to learn by doing because you taking my breath away.

  7. Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

  8. I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

  9. Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

  10. My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.


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My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

Would you settle for me tonight?

Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.

Babe, I need to mix our herbs together so I can restore health.

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Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?
Because everybody wants to use you

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

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You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.

I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.