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Top 50 Health Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Health pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Health conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  2. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  3. Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

    Because everybody wants to use you

  5. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  6. My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

  7. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

  8. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  9. Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

  10. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

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Funny health pickup lines

Hey babe, are you ok?
Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

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Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

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Are you my mental health?

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Are you a health potion?

Because when I’m with you, all my hearts are full

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

Are you nuts?!

Cuz eating you everyday is good for my health.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.