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Top 50 Care Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Care pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you fragile? Cus I want to handle you with care

  2. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  3. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  4. Take care for now I bring chaos... with my fists!

  5. Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

  6. My butler Is a demon in more than one way, care to see?

  7. I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

  8. Care for a roll in the hay?

  9. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  10. I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?

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Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

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Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

I’m a piece of trash

If you care about the environment you should pick me up

Care to work under me?

Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

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Working Care tinder opener

Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

You can be my passenger & I'll be American Airlines- cause I don't care about your baggage!

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

Are you a penny

Because most people don't care about you but I'd pick you up and put you in my basement with the others

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?