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Top 50 Care Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Care chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  2. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  3. Take care for now I bring chaos... with my fists!

  4. Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

  5. My butler Is a demon in more than one way, care to see?

  6. I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

  7. Care for a roll in the hay?

  8. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  9. I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?

  10. Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

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Funny care pickup lines

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Care to work under me?

Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

You can be my passenger & I'll be American Airlines- cause I don't care about your baggage!

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?

Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

I’m off to the Night’s Watch sweetie. Care to make my last night a memorable one?