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108 Hospital Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 108 hospital pick up lines for her and flirty hospital rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about hospital that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with hospital rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny hospital pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty hospital joke for a great chat response.

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A good Hospital pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a vegetable

    You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  4. Hey baby, are you a stethoscope? Because I want to listen to your heart race.

  5. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

    If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

  6. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

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What is a good Hospital pickup line?

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Short and cute hospital pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hospital are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Did they just release you from the mental ward too? Because I must be crazy to fall for you."

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, my heart beat goes from manic to depressingly low in seconds."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your amazing bedside manner."

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, I forget all my craziness."

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Smooth Hospital pickup line

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after my next shift at the hospital?"

"Are you a defibrillator? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you."

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, my heart rate goes up and my symptoms disappear!"

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Cheesy hospital Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Are you a defibrillator? Because you've just made my heart skip a beat, Nurse Gorgeous."

"Is your name Oxygen? Because without you, this hospital would leave me breathless."

"Can you prescribe sushi for a broken heart? If not, how about a virtual date over sake and sashimi?"

"Is your love for dogs as infectious as your smile? Because I feel a serious case of puppy love coming on."

Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

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Working Hospital tinder opener

"Are you a mechanical engineer? Because you've designed your way straight into my heart with your intelligent charm."

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Funny hospital Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Hospital conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Do you know where the hospital is?

I think I hit my head after I fell for you.

"Are you a defibrillator? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see your radiant smile."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Engineering Department? Because you're the only solution to my design problem."

"Is there an escape plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me get released from therapy?"

"Is your name Takibi? Cause you light up my world with your mesmerizing stories and warm hospitality."

What do you have in common with a mental hospital?

I should be in a mental hospital right now.

Hey girl is there any hospital nearby? Bcz i just crack my knees fall for you <3

Hey girl, are you a hospital blanket?

Cause I want you on top of me until I die

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

Girl your kiss is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Are you a psychiatric hospital?

Because I'm crazy about you!

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Clever hospital Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Hospital hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.

I'd love to do a 12 lead on you

I'll shock the socks off you

I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!

I'm an expert in mouth-to-mouth

I'm familiar with Latex and restraints

I'm good with multiple partners

I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

I'm the best in rapid clothing removal

I'm used to staying up all night

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

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Smooth hospital Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Hospital pickup lines make her give you her number.

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

Keep talking... I'm diagnosing you.

Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways

My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?

No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.

Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

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Flirty hospital Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Hospital pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.

Wanna join the code 3 club?

Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?

Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?

We always come when we are called

We are prepared for any rhythm

We should get some coffee… Because I'm liking you a latte.

When we first met I couldn't get you out of my mind,now I can't get you out of my heart.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

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Cringe hospital Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

You give me premature ventricular contractions.

You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people…

I am an o**... donor, need anything?

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

Your bus or mine?

You've got beautiful veins

EMTs come when people go down

You have acute angina.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.

You make my dopamine levels all silly.

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hospital love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hospital openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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