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Top 50 Hospital Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hospital pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a vegetable

    You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  4. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

  5. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

    But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

  6. Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

  7. Do you know where the hospital is?

    I think I hit my head after I fell for you.

  8. What do you have in common with a mental hospital?

    I should be in a mental hospital right now.

  9. Damn girl, are you a hospital?

    Cause I wanna die in you

  10. Hey girl, are you a hospital blanket?

    Cause I want you on top of me until I die

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Funny hospital pickup lines

If you were a vegetable,
I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

Girl your ass is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.

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Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

EMTs come when people go down

Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

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Working Hospital tinder opener

I can find every pulse in your body!

I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I'm certified to do it!

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

I have all sorts of protection

I have my own multi-positional bed

I hope you passed CPR because you're taking my breath away

I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I'd like to find another doctor. Why? Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?