Top 50 Dog Park Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dog Park chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Stay.

2. Do you pee here often?

3. It was love at first sniff.

4. Wanna hold my corn dog?

5. Need rescuing?

6. A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

7. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

8. Can I get you a tennis ball?

9. Can you help me find someplace to pee?

10. Come on, don't make me beg!

Funny dog park pickup lines

Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

Have your people call my people.

Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?

Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

I came here looking for a little tail.

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

I love to be pawed.

I miss you more than my balls.

I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

I want to have your puppies.

I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

I'd never keep you on a short leash.

I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady.

I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

Iams so in love with you.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?