I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Doggy style?

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.

I think this is love at first sniff

Babe, I got the dog and I like your buns. Just a little work and we can add a little sauce & cream too.

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

Girl, do you win a lot? Because you are the queen of my wiener.

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

Girl, better eat the hot dog fast because it wets your buns.

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

Hey girl, I’m trying to make a hotdog. I got the wiener I just need yo’ buns.

What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Girl, do you love hot dogs? Because you sure know how to handle a sausage.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.

Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.

Are you ketchup? Because I'm mustard, we should get together on a wiener.

Babe, I want you to open up your bun for my BBQ hot dog.

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies

Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.

Babe, I will treat you a seven-course meal tonight. A hot dog and my six pack.

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Want to have a hot pets party? I hope my hot dog gets along with your hot p**....

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!

You are a fine piece of homework. I will never let my dog eat you because I will eat you myself.

Would you prefer hamburger or hotdog? Either way my meat is going in your buns.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

Girl, I got the hot dogs, and you are barbe-cute.

I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.

Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.

My meat wants to meet your buns.

I’m so frankful that u added me back

Because HOT DOG u are looking fine

Are you happy to see me, or the hot dog just became hard?

Excuse me miss, are you a dog lover? Because I see you've already stolen my heart like a puppy!

If you were a puppy, I'd adopt you in a heartbeat. You're fetching as can be.

"Are you a Retriever? Because I can't resist playing fetch with those gorgeous eyes of yours."

"Are you a pink sweet tea? Because you're as sweet as sugar and hotter than Adam Driver."

"Are you a dog whisperer? Because this old dog definitely wants to learn some new tricks from you."

"Your beauty in that dog filter is fetching, how about we ditch the filters and explore our animal instincts?"

"Are you a dog whisperer? Because this pup's heart is barking your name."

"Your love for dogs and brush, paints a portrait that makes my heart rush."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see while sipping wine."

Are you a fine wine? Because with every sip of you, I feel warm and tingly inside.

"Is your name Rover? Because my heart has been fetchingly chasing you all night."

"Yvette, are you a dog person or a cat person? Either way, I'm pawsitively smitten with you."

"Are you a dog whisperer? Because your smile just made my heart wag like a happy pup!"

Are you a dog Residue? Because you're leaving a trail of sparkles everywhere you go!

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

Are you a dog treat? Because I want to see how well you can handle my pet's love.

Are you a hot dog stand in Snowdin? Because I wanna relish the chance to ketchup with you.

"Do I love BDSM? Absolutely! B - Books, D - Dogs, S - Sunsets, M - Music. Want to explore my interests?"

Are you a mix of flavors? Because you're black, Asian, and I'm hungry for more.

Are you a book? Because I wanna Bruno-read you all night long!

Your intelligence shines brighter than the stars, a nerd with a heart as golden as the sun.

"Well, I think we just hit the jackpot then! My dog would be thrilled to have you as his second favorite human."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, even my dog's bark turns into a love song."

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, 'Cat & Dog' starts playing in my head.

Yvette, are you a cat whisperer? Because every time you smile, my heart starts purring with joy.

Hey girl, I can cuddle you like I cuddle dogs

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you’ve got my heart doing downward dog and my soul craving worship."

If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole! Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.

"Your eyes are brighter than any dog's, I must've found my perfect match. How about a walk in the park?"

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can't 'bark' on the beach without you by my side!"

"Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because my heart is barking your name."

"I can see you with a rare exotic pet, like a majestic parrot or a playful ferret. What do you think?"

"In a world of dogs, you're a rosy pink pup, outshining stars even Adam Driver looks up."

"Yvette, if we were a pair of pets, we'd be the perfect duo - like a loyal dog and a graceful cat."

Are you a pup? 'Cause you've fetched my heart, let's go on a walk, never part.

"Is your name Fetch? Because I can't help but feeling like my heart is playing a game with you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the dog park? Because you've got 'pawsitively' adorable written all over you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pick my nose again and make a second impression?"

Totally get that! Dogs have such a genuine vibe. If you could take any dog on an adventure, where would you go?

Are you a dog? Because you've fetched my heart with your playful charm and wagging tail.

"Excuse me, Yvette, but I couldn't help but notice your love for cats. Mind if we chat about them sometime?"

Dogs really know how to vibe! If I were a dog, would you take me to the park? I promise I can fetch your heart. 🐾

"Is your dog a matchmaker? Because I think we’d make a perfect pack together!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my dog? He’s a great wingman!"

"Your dog may have your heart, but I’d love to steal a little bit of it too… if you let me."

"Is your name Fido? Because I've been searching for a girl like you who knows the joy of unconditional puppy love."

"Is your heart a canvas? Because every moment with you feels like a beautiful painting, and our dogs are the masterpiece."

"I must be a squirrel, because I can't help but want to chase after you and your adorable pup!"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect, even though I'm more of a dog person."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're like a beach day with a puppy - perfect.

Are you a beach? Because I'm feeling a strong tide of attraction towards you.

"Probably in a parallel universe where dogs can talk and pizza is the national currency. How about you? Any sightings of me there?"

"Even from miles away, your luminous beauty shines through. Let's make the most of this virtual connection."

"Are you a golden retriever? Because I can't help but fetch every moment I get to spend with you."

Your eyes shine like a field of daisies, gentle and free, just like the spirit of a loyal dog.

Are you a pet? Because I want to be the alpha in your life and hump you forever.

"You love dogs and dream of a big family? How about we start our own pack?"

"Hey Monica, your sense of humor and those green eyes make me want to invest in our future together."

Are you a stray dog? Because I've been chasing you all day hoping to adopt!

Are you a dog? Because I want to be your alpha and hump you all night long.

"Are you a cat, Yvette? Because I can't resist cuddling with you all night long."

"Are you a retriever? Because I can't resist fetching your heart, beauty like yours is a rarity to behold."

"Yvette, you're as irresistible as a playful puppy. Can I be the one to chase after you?"

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the 'best ever cuddle' title?

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because our connection feels as strong as the bond between a girl and her dog."

If Yoshi were a dog, he'd be jealous of how fetching you look right now.

"Are you a feline lover? Because just like cats, you've got me purring for more, Yvette."

Are you a stray dog? Because I'm willing to chase after you even if you steal my hat.

"I could never compete with a puppy's cuteness, but I can definitely offer more cuddles and laughs."

"If you were a pet, you'd be a rare breed - exotic, elegant, and irresistible. So, dog or cat?"

"I love a little BDSM: Books, Dogs, Star Wars, and Mathematics. Wanna get nerdy with me?"

"I can't decide what's cuter: you holding a fluffy cat, walking a playful dog, or nurturing an exotic pet."

Your mind's brilliance outshines the skies, like a dog with stars in his eyes.

"Is your name Downward Dog? Because you're making me want to stretch all night long."