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Top 50 Dogs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dogs pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dogs conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Are you a minecraft dog

    Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone

  3. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  4. ee, your kiss smells terrific!

  5. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  6. You should see my downward facing dog.

  7. I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

  8. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  9. That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

  10. What's the difference between me and a dog?

    When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

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Funny dogs pickup lines

If all men are dogs
I'm up for adoption.

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

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Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

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Working Dogs tinder opener

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

I think this is love at first sniff

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.