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Top 18 Pet Insurance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pet Insurance chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  3. Do you happen to have pet insurance?

    Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

  4. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

  5. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

  6. Do u have pet insurance?

    Cause I want to smash your cat.

  7. Do you have pet insurance?

    Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

  8. Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

  9. Do you have pet Insurance

    Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

  10. Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

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What is a Pet Insurance pickup line?

Funny pet insurance pickup lines

Do you happen to have pet insurance?
'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am destroying that pussy tonight.

Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why?
Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to kill that pussy

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy.