Top 16 pet insurance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pet Insurance chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   
   
   
   
   EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

2. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

3. Do you happen to have pet insurance?

   Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

4. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

5. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

6. Do you have pet insurance?

   Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

7. Do you have pet Insurance

   Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

8. Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

9. Do you happen to have pet insurance?

   'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

10. Do you have pet insurance?

    Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

Latest pet insurance chat up lines

I hope you have pet insurance
Coz I am destroying that pussy tonight.

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to kill that pussy

Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why?
Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy.