They don’t call me Nine-Tails for nothing.

Go out with me or die.

You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

Sheeps, I'm flattered!

Girl I may not have byakugan but I can still see that you are a dime.

Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

Im Aang, wanna be my Katara?

Hey baby, are you Viridian Forest? Because I'd like to get a Pikachu.

My butler Is a demon in more than one way, care to see?

I'll open your eight gates.

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

Will you go penguin sledding with me?

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

Hey Girl, Can I get a Pikachu?

Are you the Dai Li because you’ve captured my heart.

Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

Looking at you makes me drool. Of course everything really makes me drool.

I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Come to this Poke Stop often?

Yo, I'm just tryna be the chichi to your goku.

They don’t call me The Golden Flash for nothing.

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

So, you go south for the winter?

Can I call you Cinderella?

I'm here to be your Prince Charmander.

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

Care for a roll in the hay?

Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?

Are you a Native American princess? You know how to summon my spirit animal.

Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

Why don't you tuna around and let me bass.

What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

I respond well to left handed urging.

Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

Are you a Blood bender? Because I can’t seem to control myself when I’m around you.

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...

If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

Want me to show you why the call me "h**... back"?

You're hot.

You're a fire bender?

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard's for flavor.

Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.

Every time you noibat your eyes at me, you infiltrate my heart.

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Want to have some Ramen at my place?

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I feel like initiating third impact with you right now.

I'm not wearing any pants.

So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking maybe we could ... do an activity together?

It's important for beautyful schoolgirls to have an active
socil life. I will pick you up at seven.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

I'm hung like a horse.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

Is your name bulma? Because I want to get in your trunks.

I'm so entranced by those eyes, I think I'll take them.

If you were a Ki attack, you'd be a Kame-hame-hot!

Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.

Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

I like a full figured girl.

You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

I must be a Pokemon because you’ve lured me in.

I love Sailor Moon!

I can't stop ruminating about you.

Girl, you make me wanna use Harden, and you know what? Its super effective.

If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

Do you regurgitate on a first date?

You can dig up my bone any day.

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

I'm sure I can awaken your moon prism power any day.

Are you using sexy jutsu?

or do you always look that good?

What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

In God we t**....

After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.

Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

Come back to my place, because I can leave your World Shaking.

Neo tokyo must be in trouble because I'm looking at an angel.

Can i rub your foot for luck?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

Girl, looks like you mastered your sexy no jutsu.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

Knock Knock Who's there? Anime!

Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. 

I’m one of the seven swordsmen, wanna be my sheath?

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Wanna neck?

I'll be your ho ho ho tonight.

My Samehada has never been this excited.

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

Wanna be my cuddlefish?

Would you like to go on a p**...-duty double date?

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?

After one night with me, you will know pain!