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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Human Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Human pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Human tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?

    Wanna wrestle?

  2. If there are 78 organs in the human body

    can you help and make it 79?

  3. If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

  4. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

  5. Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

  6. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  7. Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

    Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

  8. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  9. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  10. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.


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Working human pickup lines

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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This is a funny Human pickup line!

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

You know what's the melting point of human heart?
Not sure about others but for me it's "your smile".

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

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Working Human tinder opener

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

I am C-3PO Human-cyborg sexual relations.

So, have angels and humans ever fallen in love? (D3)

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

Sure, I’m not human any more, but just look at the love I’ve gained!

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207

Paul: You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

You know a human body has 206 bones.

When im with you i have 207.