Ay girl are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

Hey girl, are you a microwave

Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey girl are you a glock 42

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

Girl are you Amazon

Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

Hey girl, are you related to Yoda?

Cause Yodalicius

Hey girl, are you made of caffeine?

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

Because you will always get a D from me

Hey, girl are you an architect?

Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

Hey Girl are you a confederate statue?

Cuse im trying to see you go down

Hey girl, are you a dragon?

‘Cause you only exist in my dreams

Hey girl are you the vaccine?

Cause the whole World's chasing you

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.

Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

Cause I'd love to ruin you

Girl are you a hole?

Cause you have always been in my heart.

Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

Girl, are you a computer?

Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.

Hey girl, are you 2020?

Because you took my breath away..

Hey girl are you suicide

Because I think about you alot

Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

Like the one buried in my backyard.

Hey girl are you https

Because without you i’m just ://

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine

Hey girl, are you an oven?

Cause I wanna melt inside you

Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

*Cause you might just be my next addiction*

Hey girl, I would take you to the movies

But we’re not allowed to bring snacks.

Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start s**...

Hey girl, are you a mirror?

Cause I can see myself inside you.

Hey girl are you a cemetery?

Because I’m dying to get inside you

I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

Ayy Gril, Are you a girl

Because you look like a girl

Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin

Girl, if you were a race car

You'd be lightning McQueen

Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

Because I'm totally checking you out

For covid times

Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

Hey girl, do you have a bank loan?

Coz I got an interest in you ;)

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

*girl caresses ur face”

“is this seat taken”

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cuz all you reply is hmm

Hey girl you look so fine

You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

Hey girl, are you a hug?

Because you're all I need

Hey girl, are you Spanish?

Because I’m going to senior-eat-ya out later ;)

Hey girl, I'm not using Google anymore coz when I saw you the search was over

*wink *wink

Are you a fat girl?

Because i'm running out of options.

Yo girl,you must be anabolic steroids?

Cause you are making me big!

Girl, are you decaying wood?

Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

Hey girl, you make me want to be a pirate

Because that booty will be my treasure.

Hey girl are you a piñata

Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

Hey girl, are you gaumutra?

Because you are the solution to all my problems.

Hey girl are you a playground?

Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

Hey girl are you today’s date?

Because your a 1/10

Hey girl are we the twin towers?

Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on eachother

Hey girl, I may not be in the k**...

But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

Girl, are you a convertible?

Because i’m tryna see that top drop

Hey girl, are you My Chemical Romance?

Cuz I see us getting back together.

Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

Because than you'll be as blinded as me.

Hey girl, are you a tree?

Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Hey girl, are you a virus?

Cause you infected my heart.

Hey girl, are you dopamine?

Because you make my heart; beat faster!

Girl are you CORONAVIRUS??

Cause you are breathtaking!!

Girl, are you a sharpie?

Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

Girl, are you a train?

Cuz i would want to lay under you

Hey girl, are you Nord VPN

Cuz I wanna tunnel through your private network.

Hey girl are you a protein shake

Coz i wanna share you with my gym buddies

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?

I don't know where I was going with that one.

Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

Because, dam....

Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

Girl are you an oreo?

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz, i think we'd make a great pair

Hey girl, are you a pillow

Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you

Hey girl is buttcheeks one word?

Or would you rather me spread em?

Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?

Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me

Hey girl... Uh.. uhm...

Alzheimer's

Girl, are you from the Amazon?

Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you

Hey girl are you a queen?

Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

Hey girl are you the rotten tomatoes rating for Phineas and Ferb across 2nd dimension?

Cause you a 100.

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

Hey Girl are you Medusa?

Cuz when i see you my pp turns into a stone

Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

Cuz I'm McLovin it

Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

Girl, you must be uranium 235

Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a h**...

Hey girl, are you a Jedi master?

Cause Yoda one for me

Call me racer cause i can drive girls crazy

Hey girl are you a map

Because I wanna spread your body on the table

Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon

Hey girl are you an LMG?

Cause I wanna fill you with religious intent

Hey Girl, are you climate change?

Cause the more I try to ignore you, the hotter you get.

Hey girl are you an Alkaline Metal?

Because you make 70% of me highly reactive

Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

Hey girl wanna go out with me

Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

Are you nemo from finding nemo

Coz it's difficult to find a girl like you

Girl, are you a card game?

Coz you look like Numero UNO.

Hey girl, can you do telekinesis?

Coz u made a part of me move without even touching it

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Girl, are you a firetruck? 'Cuz I'd be sent to heaven if you were to ever squirt right on my face

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

Cause I wanna take you out

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Girl, your eyes are like IKEA

Because I keep getting lost in them.

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Hey girl are you Medusa?

Cuz you turn me rock hard

Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

Hey girl, are you a fan?

Cus you blow for me.

Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.

Hey girl, are you Lee Harvey Oswald?

Cause you just blew my mind

Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

Hey girl are you the police

Because I want to avoid you at all costs

Girl are you a terrorist?

Cause you can blow me anytime aha

Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)