The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Girl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Girl pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  3. He girl are mean are you...well............I'll go

    Day 1,363 

  4. Hey girl are you a proton?

    Because you fill me with positive energy.

  5. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  6. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  7. Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

    Cause I want to make you mine.

  8. Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

    Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  9. I like my girls like my charging ports

    Next to my bed and always turned on.

  10. Ay girl are you a grill?

    Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

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Funny girl pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a microwave
Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey girl are you a glock 42

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Girl are you Amazon

Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

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Hey girl, are you related to Yoda?

Cause Yodalicius

Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?
Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

Aye girl are u a banana

Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

Hey girl, are you made of caffeine?

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

Because you will always get a D from me

Hey, girl are you an architect?

Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.

Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

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Working Girl tinder opener

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

Hey girl are you a redstone torch

Cus you make my piston extend

Hey Girl are you a confederate statue?

Cuse im trying to see you go down

Damn girl are you an appendix

because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Hey girl, are you a dragon?

‘Cause you only exist in my dreams

Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

Damn girl, are you good a video games?

Because you just switched me to hard mode

Hey girl are you the vaccine?

Cause the whole World's chasing you

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.



Damn girl, do you have a cold?

Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO