Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day

Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?

Hey Boy are you my period?

because you are annoying as h**... but i still wanna see you regularly

Are you Japanese?

I’m gonna drop a Little Boy in you

I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hung

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

Boy, you got me delayed 0.1 sec at my atrioventricular node.

Hey Girl, I am not like most boys

I have a micropenis

Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus?

Cause you're making me drool.

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

The name is John. John Holmes.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

Are you Hiroshima?

Because i want to drop a Little Boy in you

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.

Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Hey boy are you a party horn?

Cuz I wanna blow you on New Year's Eve

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything

Can you keep up, baby boy make me lose my breath.

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.

Ay girl, I'm a bad boy. I leave my luggage unattended.

Boy you must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna s**... on you this Christmas ;)

Boy, wanna find out if you're the Kwisatz Haderach?

Then you gotta put your hand in this box.

Hey girl do you like bad boys?

Cus im bad at everything i do

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Boy, are you Elon Musk?

Coz I want your rocket to explore my space

Hey boy, are you Taric? Cause you stun me.

Girl’s bio is: I’m lost

Help me out boys

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.

Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.

Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.

Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my p**... is larger than life.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

Ingrid Hunnigan: Anytime you wanna hook up, just call. Billy Coen: I heard you like bad boys, is that true?

Guess if you are one of the boys, I must be homosexual.

Is your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.

Hey girl you interested in magic?

If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Show me how you move that lacrosse stick of you and I’ll take care of your balls, boy.

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

I heard you like bad boys

I'm bad in bed.

Babe, no matter how you like it, this Amazon boy can satisfy your desire with my multi-channel fulfillment.

Hey boy, I can handle more than one stick at a time.

Hey boy, are u a baker ?

Cause I want u to use that filling technique of yours with me

At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

Were you in Boy Scouts? Cause you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

Babe, you like bad boys? Because I put the bad in badminton.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Boy I can make you melt in my mouth and in my hand like chocolate.

C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.

You must be into bad boys, because I can't stop thinking about staging a rebellion in your heart.

"Holding tight on your ride, oh boy it's a thrill, the man on the motorcycle, you're my dream to fulfill."

"Boys may be preverts, but I'd only ever turn my perversion into adoration for your intoxicating beauty."

"Are you a kernel of popcorn? Because, like my love for CST, I'm ready to explode when things heat up."

Hey bad boy, you've got such a naughty mind... and I'm loving every bit of it.

"I might have a bad boy reputation, but when I saw your smile, everything turned angelic for me."

Can I confess, when I see you, my heart races without trying, you give me butterflies flying.

"Oh, you're a boy? That's handy, I've been looking for a partner in crime to start an underground unicorn racing league."

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Are you a general? Because you've captured my heart with your intelligence and charm."

"Like a storybook's ending, you're a dream that's been planned, boy you're the wonder that makes childhood grand."

"Your blush only enhances your beauty, Alice. You're truly one-of-a-kind and there's nothing to be shy about."

"Well, since you've already called me charismatic, how about we let that charm take us on a memorable adventure?"

"You've stolen my heart under cover, just like the mystery behind those beautiful eyes of a Tamil goddess."

"You know they say love is like a box of chocolates, right? Well, here I am...Alvin's finest truffle!"

"Embrace those beautiful curls! They must drive the boys wild. What's your secret to making them look so effortlessly sexy?"

"You calling me a good boy makes me wonder what other naughty things you have in mind."

Boy: "Hey, I'm into photography. Can I take you on a date and click some candid shots?"

"Sure, as long as the camera isn't the only thing focusing on me."

You must be a gift from Iran, because you've wrapped up my heart in a beautiful package.

"Is your smile a work of art, or is it just this beautiful weather making me feel inspired?"

If I were to paint a picture of perfection, it would look exactly like you.

Are you from Iran? Because you've brought me more joy than a Persian rug.

"With your beauty illuminating the way, any private place couldn't possibly compete."

"Are you a diet? Because every time I see you, my heart loses weight!"

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

Are you here to enchant me with your royal charm? Because I'm already under your spell.

Well, I do take my training seriously. Just finished learning how to fetch snacks on command. What's next, sit or roll over?

"Your allure mirrors purple's depth, in the gym or sipping gum, with you and Alani, darling, every moment is fun."

"Ever seen a naughty mind transformed by an angelic beauty? Because that's what happened when I saw you."

"In a world full of prose, you're my rhyme, Your smile's the sweetest verse, boy, it's simply divine."

Are you looking for someone to conquer your heart like a general leading his army? Because I'm up for the challenge.

"Are you an elevator? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like I've reached new heights."

"With your charm like an Oreo's cream, you're every boy's dream."

"How about you show this city boy how a real cowboy rides? I'm ready to be roped by your muscular charm."

Are you into generals? Because I may not be a bad boy, but I can definitely lead an army of love.

"Your faith shines brighter than any jewel, would you mind sharing a bit of that sparkle with me?"

"With my love for CST and your cute smile, we could make a sweeter combination than strawberries and milk."

"Ever tried walking on the wild side? Because being good with a bad boy like me might be your new thing."

"Ever met a human who can make your heart race faster than a hundred-night parade? That's me, babe."

"You may be a bad boy, but when you're silent, it's the sexiest thing you can do."

"Sweet as honeydew, boy named Xiao, my heart only beats melodic tunes for you."

"I know how to cook, but it’s your smile that’s truly food for my soul."

Roses may wilt, but your fiery spirit is a bloom that never withers, my angry boy.

"Oh, I see you're as spontaneous as you're attractive! Let's let the music and our moves do all the talking."

"Are you a basketball hoop? Because I'm a tall boy ready to jump and win over your heart."

"Is your heart as tall as you? Because it feels like a long fall, but I'd take the plunge for you."

Boy, are you North Korea?

Cause I can’t leave you

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything a good boy has been searching for."

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Are your parents drugs? Because they've concocted something addictive, irresistibly delightful, and oh boy, I'm feeling high on you."

"Is your smile as captivating as your mysterious persona? Because every boy here can't help but wonder."

Girl: "So, you like cooking? What's your signature dish?"

Boy: "Well, I make a mean cereal. Just need to remember milk comes AFTER the cereal!"

"You're the sweetest dream I've ever had and waking up next to you would make me the luckiest boy."

"You have a taste for Mexican flavor? Lucky for you, I'm the whole menu."

Boy: "So what's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?"

"Nothing beats a good Netflix binge with some takeout sushi!"

"In shades so cool, you shine like a star, oh gootraxian boy, shine your light no matter where we are."