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Top 50 Boys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual


  2. Hey boy, are you bleach?

    Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

  3. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  4. I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein


  5. Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

  6. Boy I heard you're a basketball player. I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

  7. Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

  8. Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

  9. Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

  10. Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

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Boy, are you a motorbike?
Cause i'd love to ride you tonight.

You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

Boy, you got me delayed 0.1 sec at my atrioventricular node.

Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you're making me drool.

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Is your name Daniel, cause Damn!

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Damn boy, are you the COVID test?

Because I want you deep inside me

The name is John. John Holmes.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

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Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.

Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.

Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?