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Top 24 Male Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Male pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Dude are you an email address?

    Because you're a hot male

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

  4. So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

  5. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

  6. Are you sexist?

    Cuz you appeal to my male fantasy

  7. Are you an inbox?

    Cause this male is ready to be received

  8. A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

    Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  9. My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

    I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.

  10. Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

    I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

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Are you an inbox?
Cause this Male is ready to come inside you

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Girl are you Batman?

Because batman is Male. And I like boys.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

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I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Your must be a Greek sculpture, because you are so chiseled and well-defined unless you are a Dolce and Gabbana male models.

Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

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