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Top 25 Male Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Male pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Male conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Dude are you an email address?

    Because you're a hot male

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

  4. So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

  5. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

  6. Are you sexist?

    Cuz you appeal to my male fantasy

  7. Are you an inbox?

    Cause this male is ready to be received

  8. A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

    Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  9. Are you the opposite gender?Because I as a heterosexual male feel attracted to you.

  10. My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

    I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.


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Are you an inbox?

Cause this Male is ready to come inside you

Girl are you Batman?

Because batman is Male. And I like boys.

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

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Awkward, unclever male requests help with an Amber.

The description says it all. I'll take anything.

Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Your must be a Greek sculpture, because you are so chiseled and well-defined unless you are a Dolce and Gabbana male models.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

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I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.