Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

I'm not a father to anyone yet.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I'll raise you like one of my own.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

I'm old enough to be your father.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

What do you mean you don't wanna have kiss with me? Don't you know who my father is?

"Your mother and father, artists so smart, created their best art when they crafted your heart."

"Your Dad must be an artist, because he surely mastered perfection when he created you."

"I'd ask your dad for his most precious treasure, but it seems you've already stolen my heart."

"I may not be your father, but would you mind if your heart called me daddy?"

My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.

"In the gallery of life, your beauty outshines any art, a testament to your artist parents' heart."

"Is your dad a boxer? Because he surely made a knockout when creating you!"

"In your eyes, I see a divine light, I dream to ask your father, 'May I be her knight?'"

"Before I ask your father for his blessing, may I have the privilege to captivate your affection first?"

"Did your father steal the stars from the sky? He must have, to put them in your eyes."

"Did your father sculpt you from stars? Because darling, you've made my universe brighter."

"Who says I can't be your daddy? With my charm, you'll wish every day was Father's Day."

"Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart."

"Hey, did your father just lose a star? Oh wait, I've got it right here in my hand."

Haha, did you just call me "daddy"? Should I start looking for a Father's Day gift for myself now? 😂

"The perfect gentleman doesn't steal hearts, he asks permission. Ready to introduce me to your father?"

"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes, but I'd love to steal you away."

"Your dad must be a craftsman, because he made the perfect blend of beauty, intelligence, and allure in you."

"I hope your dad's a gardener, because I'm about to ask him for the most beautiful flower in his garden."

"Can I meet the artist who created such a masterpiece? Because I'm falling for his most beautiful work."

"Your parents' masterpiece unrivaled, in your charm I'm caught, they surely broke the mold when such perfection they wrought."

Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?

Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

"Excuse me, but I believe it's time your father passed on the mantle of being the most important man in your life."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a perfect combination of sugar, spice and everything I've been kneading."

"Suvarna, just like a princess born of royal hue, your beauty shines brighter than morning dew."

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

Well, as long as they don’t inherit my dance moves, we’re golden! Imaginary parenting should be a walk in the park, right?

"I can't promise you the world, but I can promise to ask your father for a piece of his sunshine."

"Did your father steal the stars from the sky? Because he put them all in your eyes."

"Your dad saw a gentleman in me, but it's your beauty that made a hopeless romantic out of me."

"Did your father steal the stars? Because I see their sparkle every time I look into your eyes."

Haha, that’s a big responsibility! I hope my imaginary parenting skills are better than my cooking skills. Remember the last time I made toast?

"Is your father a jeweler? Because when I ask for your hand, I want to ensure it's adorned with the finest diamond."

"Your father must be a thief, because he stole all the stars from the sky just to put them in your eyes."

"Can I hold your hand? I want to offer your dad a trade: one angel for another."

"Just like your father passed this delicate hand into mine, let me hold it, cherishing every moment till eternity."

"If looks could conceive, you'd have made me a father already with your stunning beauty."

"Your beauty is so enchanting, it compels me to seek your father's blessing to hold your hand forever."

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

"On bended knee, to your father I'll plea, for the honor of your hand and our love's sweet decree."

Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece

"Did your father sell diamonds? Because you're absolutely radiant with priceless charm."

"They say the best canvas is one that's unmarred, but darling, you're a masterpiece in every regard."

"Mom and Dad did well, with you as a proof, your beauty shines brighter than any roof."

"I hope your father believes in destiny because the moment I saw you, I knew I'll be asking him for his most precious diamond."

Are you wearing a white wig? Because you're making me feel like a founding father with all this attraction.

"Your dad must be an artist because he created a masterpiece I'd love to explore."

"I'll ask your dad for his treasure, that's you, but be warned, darling, I'm hunting for more than just your beautiful hand."

"Your father raised an exquisite art piece, do you think he would mind if I admired it forever?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again... just like a father figure would?"

"I'm your Joey alright! But instead of sandwiches, I'm addicted to dad jokes. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!"

"Once I ask your father for your hand, promise you'll hold it forever, becoming my forever captivating mystery?"

"Is your dad an artist? Because he definitely created a masterpiece when he had you."

Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

"Your parents, divine artists true, their best masterpiece is simply you."

"Your father's treasure just became the quest of my life, care to join me on this adventurous journey?"

"Do you like dad jokes? How about you turn me into a father and we can find out for sure together?"

"Like a star in the night sky you shine, with your father's consent, will you be mine?"

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

Your father is artist?

Because you are a work of art.

"Was your father an artist? As he certainly mastered the art of crafting perfection!"

"Is your father Cupid? Because girl, your smile definitely just struck my heart."

Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

"Your father has been your hero till now, how about we give him a well-deserved break and make room for a new one?"

"Does your father know his diamond is missing? I'd love to return it personally."

"Are you a secret recipe? Because even without cooking, you flavor my world just by being you!"

"Your father, a king, bestowed upon you regal grace, Suvarna, your allure can outshine any place."

Is your father a jihadist?

Because you’re a bomb.

"Your beauty's beyond compare, indeed your parents are a pair; they've crafted you with love and flair, an angel nonpareil and rare."

"Is your father a craftsman? Because he sure made a masterpiece, I'd love to meet the artist."

"Would you mind if I borrow your hand? Only until your father agrees to give me the whole masterpiece."

"Can I get an audience with your dad? Because I'd love to talk about the future I see in his daughter's eyes."

Did your father have kiss with a carrot?

Cause you got some pretty eyes

I’d smack you on the ass in front of your father to assert dominance.

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece no gallery should be deprived of."

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

"Are you looking for a father figure? Because I can be your daddy in every way."

I’m following you, because my father asked to to follow my dream.

"Since Kanye is your father, can I be your Kim? You've got that captivating style and irresistible charm."

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

"You must be the star of your kitchen, because your charm is the perfect ingredient to my happiness!"

"Your father held your hand once, but tonight, may I have the honor of guiding you through life's dance?"

"I may not have had a father to look up to, but I've learned enough about love to treat you right."

"Are you a founding father? Because you make me feel like declaring my independence in that white wig."

"Your folks did excellently, in you they've carved a star, your beauty leaves me breathless, no matter where you are."

"Darling, call me daddy, because just like a father's love, my feelings for you are unconditional."

"I must be a treasure hunter, because I'm ready to ask your father for the most precious gem - you."

"With each glance, my heart does skip, your parents truly did equip; with every curve and every dip, you're a masterpiece from friendship's ship."

"Your beauty must be inherited, may I have the honor of meeting the source, your father?"

"Proving myself to your father was my mission, but finding love in your eyes was my sweetest accomplishment."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've definitely got my interest and I'd love to take you away from your dad's account."

"Is your dad a baker? Because he made such a sweet roll, and I'm just hoping he won't mind sharing the recipe."

"Is your father an artist? Because you are a masterpiece of beauty, charm, and seduction."

"Is your father an artist? Because he created a masterpiece when he made you."

"Your father must be an artist, because he created a masterpiece. How about we create our own, unforgettable story?"

"Your father trusted me with your hand; how about placing your heart in my custody until time ends?"

"Did your father lock you up in a tower? Because being with you feels like a beautiful fairytale yet untold."

"Just like how you’ve raised such a wonderful daughter, I aspire to make our relationship equally beautiful."

"Is your father a master artisan? Because he crafted a masterpiece I'd love to hold till the end of time."

"Sir, I’ve been trying to find a treasure, and I believe your daughter has the map to my heart."

Did your father write the songbook? Because you're hitting all the right notes with me.

Are you a decent father figure

Because you're unreal