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Top 50 Father Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Father pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  2. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  3. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  4. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

  5. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  6. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  7. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  8. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

  9. I'll raise you like one of my own.

  10. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

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Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

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Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm old enough to be your father.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

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One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison

What do you mean you don't wanna have sex with me? Don't you know who my father is?

Since father’s day is soon

Wanna help me become a dad?

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...

"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.