Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

I'm not a father to anyone yet.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I'll raise you like one of my own.

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I'd do you with my fathers help

Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

I'm old enough to be your father.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison

What do you mean you don't wanna have kiss with me? Don't you know who my father is?

"I may not be your father, but would you mind if your heart called me daddy?"

My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.

"Your mother and father, artists so smart, created their best art when they crafted your heart."

"I'd ask your dad for his most precious treasure, but it seems you've already stolen my heart."

"Your Dad must be an artist, because he surely mastered perfection when he created you."

"Is your dad a boxer? Because he surely made a knockout when creating you!"

"In the gallery of life, your beauty outshines any art, a testament to your artist parents' heart."

"In your eyes, I see a divine light, I dream to ask your father, 'May I be her knight?'"

"Did your father steal the stars from the sky? He must have, to put them in your eyes."

"Before I ask your father for his blessing, may I have the privilege to captivate your affection first?"

"Did your father sculpt you from stars? Because darling, you've made my universe brighter."

"I'm not much of a gambler, but I'd bet your father would agree, you and I would make an unbeatable pair."

"The perfect gentleman doesn't steal hearts, he asks permission. Ready to introduce me to your father?"

"Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart."

"Hey, did your father just lose a star? Oh wait, I've got it right here in my hand."

"Your dad must be a craftsman, because he made the perfect blend of beauty, intelligence, and allure in you."

"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes, but I'd love to steal you away."

"I hope your dad's a gardener, because I'm about to ask him for the most beautiful flower in his garden."

Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?

Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

"Can I meet the artist who created such a masterpiece? Because I'm falling for his most beautiful work."

"Your parents' masterpiece unrivaled, in your charm I'm caught, they surely broke the mold when such perfection they wrought."

"Holding your hand feels like stealing a priceless masterpiece from its creator, yet it fits perfectly in mine."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a perfect combination of sugar, spice and everything I've been kneading."

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

"I can't promise you the world, but I can promise to ask your father for a piece of his sunshine."

"Did your father steal the stars from the sky? Because he put them all in your eyes."

"Suvarna, just like a princess born of royal hue, your beauty shines brighter than morning dew."

"Your dad saw a gentleman in me, but it's your beauty that made a hopeless romantic out of me."

"Is your father a jeweler? Because when I ask for your hand, I want to ensure it's adorned with the finest diamond."

"Did your father steal the stars? Because I see their sparkle every time I look into your eyes."

"Did your father invent the lighthouse? Because even in the darkest times, you manage to guide me home."

"Your father must be a thief, because he stole all the stars from the sky just to put them in your eyes."

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

"Your beauty is so enchanting, it compels me to seek your father's blessing to hold your hand forever."

"Just like your father passed this delicate hand into mine, let me hold it, cherishing every moment till eternity."

"If looks could conceive, you'd have made me a father already with your stunning beauty."

"Did your father sell diamonds? Because you're absolutely radiant with priceless charm."

Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece

"On bended knee, to your father I'll plea, for the honor of your hand and our love's sweet decree."