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Top 50 Father Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Father pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Father conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is your father a candyman?

    Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

  2. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

    He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


    And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

  3. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  4. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  5. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  6. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

  7. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  8. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  9. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  10. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

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Funny father pickup lines

I'll raise you like one of my own.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I'd do you with my fathers help

Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

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Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm old enough to be your father.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison

What do you mean you don't wanna have kiss with me? Don't you know who my father is?

Since father’s day is soon

Wanna help me become a dad?

Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?

Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece