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Top 50 Father Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Father pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Father conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is your father a candyman?

    Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

  2. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

    He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


    And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

  3. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  4. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  5. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  6. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

  7. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  8. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  9. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  10. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.


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Are you my father's belt?
Cuz u hit different..

I'll raise you like one of my own.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I'd do you with my fathers help

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I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm old enough to be your father.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

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I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

I have a small penis, but a big bank account.

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.