Top 50 Father Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Father rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Father pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Is your father a candyman?
Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.
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Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.
He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.
And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart. -
Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
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Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?
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Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?
Working short father pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.
Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.
I'm not a father to anyone yet.
Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.
I'll raise you like one of my own.
Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?
Hey girl, are you my homework?
Cause I'd do you with my fathers help
father Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?
I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.
Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.
I'm old enough to be your father.
father Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.
I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.
I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!
Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.
Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck
So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....
Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.
I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.
Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"
One day you'll be the father to our childrens.
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Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.
I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....
Girl, are you my father?
Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.
Is your father in prison?
Because if I was your father I would be in prison
What do you mean you don't wanna have kiss with me? Don't you know who my father is?
Since father’s day is soon
Wanna help me become a dad?
My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.
Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?
Because I want to make him my father-in-law.
Hey girl, your father is a thief
Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.
(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
Girl is your father Picasso?
Because you look like a master piece
Is your father a nuclear scientist?
Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
Your father is artist?
Because you are a work of art.
Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.
Is your father in prison?
Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.
Is your father a jihadist?
Because you’re a bomb.
I’d smack you on the ass in front of your father to assert dominance.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Father phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Father lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.