Top 16 Uncle Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Uncle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Uncle conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl are you a prison?
Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
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You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
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Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
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My uncle says I'm a great kisser
You wanna see if he's right?
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Are you my uncle?
Cause you forced me down on my knees.
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Roses are red violets are blue...
My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you
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For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?
I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"
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Call Me Uncle Kracker
Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.
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My Uncle Benny...
Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits? -
Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle
Because I need to find him to get my virginity back
Funny uncle pickup lines
Hey girl are you my uncle
Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?
Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
My uncle is the Chairman.
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?