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Here are 23 uncle pick up lines for her and flirty uncle rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about uncle that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your uncle rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny uncle pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty uncle joke for a great chat response.

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Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about uncle are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Evil uncle or not, he can't stop the magic brewing between us, can he? 😉"

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

Are you my uncle?

Cause you forced me down on my knees.

"My owl must have taken a wrong turn then. Let's plan our escape to Diagon Alley while we wait, shall we?"

"Haha, maybe we should conjure a 'find lost mail' spell. I knew my wizarding skills would come in handy one day!"

"Maybe we should cast a romantic spell together, while we wait. Accio, beautiful evening with you."

For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

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Call Me Uncle Kracker

Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

My Uncle Benny...
Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle

Because I need to find him to get my virginity back

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

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Try using funny and charming Uncle conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My uncle is the Chairman.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Uncle love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Uncle chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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