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Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for to help my uncle.

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"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because my uncle's fall was way more dramatic!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you, unlike my dying uncle.

Good to know! I'm more like a fun uncle material - great at making dad jokes and always up for an adventure! 🤣

Are you a doctor? Because you just took my breath away, like my dying uncle's last medicine dose.

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

Are you my uncle?

Cause you forced me down on my knees.

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"My owl must have taken a wrong turn then. Let's plan our escape to Diagon Alley while we wait, shall we?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my dying uncle magically feels better!

"Are you a nurse? Because you just took my dying uncle's heart rate to a whole new level."

Roses are red violets are blue...

My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you

If I were to write a will, you'd be the main beneficiary of my heart - move over, dying uncle!

"Haha, maybe we should conjure a 'find lost mail' spell. I knew my wizarding skills would come in handy one day!"

"Maybe we should cast a romantic spell together, while we wait. Accio, beautiful evening with you."

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Well, I guess you could say it’s Uncle Sam—he’s the only one who seems to have a budget for my shenanigans! 😂

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because my uncle is on his deathbed and needs an angel!

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my dying uncle feels better.

Are you related to my dying uncle? Because you just took my breath away!

"If laughter is the best medicine, then being with you must be curing my dying uncle!"

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and my uncle's life support is running low.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, like my dying uncle.

For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

Call Me Uncle Kracker

Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle

Because I need to find him to get my virginity back

Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

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My Uncle Benny...

Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

My uncle is the Chairman.

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