Top 18 Uncle Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Uncle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl are you my uncle?
Cuz you're a pain in the ass
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You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
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Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
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My uncle says I'm a great kisser
You wanna see if he's right?
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Are you my uncle?
Cause you forced me down on my knees.
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Roses are red violets are blue...
My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you
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For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?
I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"
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Are u my uncle
Cuz I can see you end up in my ass
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Call Me Uncle Kracker
Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.
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Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle
Because I need to find him to get my virginity back
Funny uncle pickup lines
Hey girl are you my uncle
Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
My Uncle Benny...
Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?
The path of picking up ladies and superficiality
"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.
These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.
PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.
Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".
\-Damien
Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?
Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
My uncle is the Chairman.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?