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17 Uncle Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Uncle rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about uncle, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Uncle Pickup Lines

A good Uncle hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl are you a prison?

    Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

  2. My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.

  3. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

  4. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.

  5. My uncle says I'm a great kisser

    You wanna see if he's right?

  6. Are you my uncle?

    Cause you forced me down on my knees.

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What is a good Uncle pickup line?

Short and cute uncle pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about uncle are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red violets are blue...

My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you

For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

Call Me Uncle Kracker

Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

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Smooth Uncle pickup line

Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

My Uncle Benny...
Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

My uncle is the Chairman.

Cheesy uncle Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Uncle love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Uncle chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.