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Top 16 Uncle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Uncle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you my uncle?

    Cuz you're a pain in the ass

  2. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

  3. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.

  4. Roses are red violets are blue...

    My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you

  5. For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

    I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

  6. Are u my uncle

    Cuz I can see you end up in my ass

  7. Call Me Uncle Kracker

    Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

  8. My Uncle Benny...

    Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
    Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
    Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

  9. Hey girl are you my uncle

    Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

  10. Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle

    Because I need to find him to get my virginity back

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"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".


Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!

My uncle is the Chairman.

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?