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Top 17 Uncle Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey girl are you a prison?

    Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

  2. My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.

  3. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

  4. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.

  5. My uncle says I'm a great kisser

    You wanna see if he's right?

  6. Are you my uncle?

    Cause you forced me down on my knees.

  7. Roses are red violets are blue...

    My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you

  8. For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

    I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

  9. Call Me Uncle Kracker

    Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

  10. Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

    Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could


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Working uncle pickup lines

My Uncle Benny...
Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

Ay girl are you a friend of my uncle

Because I need to find him to get my virginity back

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

My uncle is the Chairman.

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If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!