Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

Dude those pants look terrible on you

Please take them off

Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

Hey dude, are you a hacker?

Because I want you to do finger magic and say "I'm in"

"How about swapping those boots for dancing shoes and let me savor the rhythm of your farm life?"

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Forget the crops, all I want to harvest is the scent of your hard work. No deodorant needed, cowboy."

You're a master of words, weaving magic in the air. Your charm makes me smile without a care.

"Hey handsome, your strength could crush a tractor, but it's your farm musk that's truly intoxicating to me."

"Your chiseled body could crush tractors, but it's the irresistible aroma of your dedication that’s crushing my resistance."

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"If being cute and charming is a crime, I plead guilty. Care to be my partner in crime?"

"I can't help it, the more I talk to you, the more I realize how amazing you are."

"Do you believe in love at first scent? Because your farm musk is my brand of cologne."

"Your sweat isn't just the scent of hard work, it's the aroma of a man who could turn my world into farmland."

Are you Gillette?

'cause you're the best a man can get.

(not mine. a dude used this one on me)

"Ever tried plowing a field of desire? Because my heart's furrows await your strong, musky touch."

"I may know what to say to make you go crazy, but it's only because I can't resist your charm."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest aphrodisiac? You're my intoxicating, hardworking delight."

On your Hamboard, you'll glide with grace. Your smile shines brighter than the sun's warm embrace.

"If making you go crazy is a crime, then consider me guilty as charged, because I like you a lot."

"No deodorant needed, handsome farmer, your scent of hard work is the only fragrance I crave."

"Do you use a tractor? Because I'm falling for you like a crop in harvest season."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest scent my heart yearns to harvest."

Like waves crashing on the shore, you make my heart soar. Your love for skating I adore.

"Maybe I do like you... or maybe I just enjoy watching you light up when we talk."

"Is that tractor strength I smell or is it just your irresistible farm musk causing my heart to rev into overdrive?"

"If making you go crazy means seeing that beautiful smile, then guilty as charged, my dear."

I must be dreaming, because meeting you feels like the perfect ride on my hamboard. You're irresistible.

"Are you made of tractor metal? Because you're looking durable and I can't resist that raw, hardworking scent of yours."

"Don't wear deodorant, let me inhale the intoxicating aroma of your labor-strained farmer sweat."

"If being cute and charming is a crime, then I guess I'm guilty as charged. Care to be my partner in crime?"

Clarity? Who needs that when you've got me to keep things confusing yet entertaining? Let's embrace the chaos together!

"Are you a tractor? Because your chiseled body is making my heart plow through fields of desire."

"Is that tractor grease on your muscles or just the scent of hard-earned farm sweat melting my heart away?"

Dad jokes for the win! Here's one: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆

"No need for deodorant under the sun's cap, your hard work scent has my heart in a happy trap."

"Hey girl, I might not be on your usual palette, but ever tried going for the unexpected? It's often surprisingly tastier!"

"Is your scent the only thing stronger than your grip on those tractor handles? I'm addicted to it."

"If making you go crazy means seeing that gorgeous smile of yours, then consider me guilty as charged."

"Hey there, your muscles are as rock solid as a tractor; mind if I get a whiff of your irresistible farmyard charm?"

"Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because your farm musk has me lost in the scent of hard work."

"Hey handsome, your muscles could crush tractors, but all I want crushed is the distance between us."

"They say actions speak louder than words, so how about I show you just how charming I can be?"

"Your scent is as intoxicating as fresh hay, it’s proof of your hard work and it drives me wild, handsome farmer."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm-fresh scent could cultivate a forest of passion within my heart?"

With every sweet whisper, you capture my heart's delight. Your words are like music, a symphony of light.

You light up my world with your charm, making my heart race and palms warm.

"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te, and I'm feeling positively charged around you."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sexiest scent? Let's plow through life together, handsome farmer."

"Are you a tractor? Because I can't help but be attracted to your overpowering, hard-working farm scent."

"Who needs deodorant when your natural scent is the sweetest harvest I've ever had the pleasure to experience?"

Haha, clarity? That's overrated! Life's more fun when it's a bit blurry, don't you think? Let's keep things interesting. 😏

"Are you a tractor? Because your strength has me captivated, and your farm musk sends my heart racing."

Are you a skateboard? Because you just swept me off my feet. Can't wait to hamboard with you.

"Are you a solar panel? Because you’re making my heart shine even brighter than my bald head!"

Haha, dad jokes are my specialty! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 😂

"Well, if making you go crazy means I like you, then I must really like you a lot."

"Hey handsome, ever need a hand in the field? I love the smell of fresh dirt and your sweat-soaked muscles."

"You must be my favorite crop, because every time I see you, my heart harvests a whole lot of love."

"Well, they do say that charm is my middle name - how about we put it to the test over dinner?"

"Are you a cheer routine? Because every time I see you, I flip out and lose my balance."

"Your eyes are like stars, not because they twinkle, but because every time I look into them, I get lost."

"Is your scent of hard work natural? Because it's making my heart plow faster than a tractor."

"Are you a tractor? Because you've got my heart plowing with that irresistible farm musk."

"Are you a farmer? Cause you've certainly plowed your way into my heart."

"Is that tractor strength or just your natural charm? Either way, I'm digging your farm-fresh allure."

"Forget the crops, it's your raw, musky scent that keeps me coming back to this farm. Who needs deodorant when you've got hard work?"

"Are you a farmer? Because your hard work scents the air with a fragrance I can't resist."

"Are you a locksmith? Because I'm into BDSM - Best Dude Seeking Mate."

"You must be a farmer because you've grown an irresistible attraction in me that's as strong as your farm muscles."

"Sorry, can't help but flirt when I come across someone as enchanting as you. Don't be scared, it's all in good fun!"

"Your farm-fresh aroma is intoxicating; who needs cologne when sweat and soil tell a tale of such hard work?"

"Is that tractor crushed by your strength or is it my heart pounding from your farm musk?"

"Your ADHD must stand for Adorably Dazzling Handsome Dude, because when it comes to math, you make numbers look sexy."

"Are you a field of crops? Because I'm ploughing through my heart just looking at your chiseled farm charm."

"I'd bet you don't need any deodorant, your hard work in the fields is more alluring to me than any cologne."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. You're simply irresistible, handsome."

Oh, he's just playing games. Don't worry about that dude. Let's focus on our vibe instead. What's your favorite thing to do on the weekends?

"Don't be scared. I promise my flirt is as gentle as a summer breeze. You're too captivating to resist!"

"Are you a farmer? Because your hard work has grown an attraction that's stronger than any tractor."

"I'm addicted to your raw, hardworking charm, can I get a whiff of that intoxicating farm musk?"

"Excuse me, but can you hold my biceps? They're pretty heavy from carrying all this charm."

"Ever played chess? Just like the queen, you've been capturing all the white pieces, how about giving this black knight a chance?"

"Are you the sun to my farm? Because your hard work and farm musk brighten up my everyday."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest scent there is, perfectly capturing your sexy, hardworking spirit?"

"Are you on the cheer team? Because whenever you pass by, my heart does a somersault."

"Hey there, you strong farmer. You crushing tractors or hearts, because mine's aching for a whiff of your hard-earned sweat."

"You're so strong, I bet you can crush a tractor. Mind if I savor your hard work's aroma, farm-boy?"

Clarity? Pfft, who needs that! Let's keep things mysterious and exciting. I promise to keep you on your toes.

Your words create a symphony in my mind, leaving me breathless and feeling so kind.

"I may not be a white boy, but my love for you is like a fine dark chocolate - sweet, irresistible, and unforgettable."

Good opener for Isis

She explicitly mentioned in her bio not to reference the terrorist group, so I'm at a loss. Assistance would be mad appreciated my dudes.

"Is that farm musk or just you? Because I'm intoxicated by the scent of hard work and dedication."

"I must admit, I can't help but find myself drawn to your mesmerizing smile and infectious charm."

"No need for deodorant, darling. Your sweat is my favorite perfume and on you, it's the scent of hard work and sex appeal."

For girls on dudes

Hey are you Santa Clause?
Cause I want to sit on your lap

Hit me with your best pickup lines mah dudes

I’ll try em out and post the results here if you’d like.

For ya all indian dudes out there

Baatei aaisi krta hu ki duniya bhula du ..........
...Baatei aaisi krta hu ki duniya bhula du.......
.........Bistar me to aao tumhe jannat dikha du

Hey girl, are you a 2002 Toyota Corolla?

Because you’re reliable but I think a dude may have died inside you

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Hey dude are you a sandwich

Because I want to put my white sauce between you buns

Girl, have you only ever dated dudes who enter values manually? because id like to come over a flash fill your cells.

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

You know, I could very well be the last dude on earth. Just sayin’.

Gimme some fin. Noggin'. Dude!

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.