I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Ladies, what are you doing with your life if you're not serving your men?

You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I'm the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

Hey baby let’s get together like Lady Gaga and # 1 record!

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Why don't you slip into something more edible...

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

Carlos Olivera: All the foxy ladies love my accent, but do you?

As soon as you walked in my Spidey senses started to tingle, care to explain that lovely lady?

Babe, are you a lady Loki variant, because you have just enchanted my mind away.

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your s**....

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

Get ready, little lady. h**... is coming to breakfast.

I'm a magician,

If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

Are you Lady Paramount? Because you are in charge of when I'll be shooting.

I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!

Are you ladies looking for love in Alderaan places...?

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

You got some balls, lady. Do you have a number too?

Aren't you that lovely lady from Madrid? 'Cos you make me want to Spain all my life with you.

"Are you a cat lady? Because my heart purrs every time I see you."

"You're so good at organizing, can you fit into my life as the leading lady?"

"I guess I can't hide my sixth sense for charming ladies like you anymore."

"A pretty name for such a lovely lady; it's like every time I say it, I'm reciting poetry."

"Our heights may differ, but my admiration for your beauty is immeasurable, pretty lady."

"In chains of desire, our hearts intertwine, your beauty, dear lady, is a bondage so divine."

"Is your name Oscar? Because you've got 'Best Leading Lady in a Romance' written all over you."

"Your surrender, dear lady, is my heart's command, let's paint the world together, hand in hand."

"Good day, fair lady of artful play, your allure makes my heart sway in a poetic ballet."

"Unmatched before to add more suspense. Now it's like a thriller movie with an irresistible leading lady. 😏"

"I just received a notification on WhatsApp; it says I've found the most interesting conversation with an enchanting lady."

"With grace like Catwoman and a smile so divine, would you please, sweet lady, be my feline?"

"I made it safe and sound, thanks to your sweet concern. Maybe next time, I'd enjoy a personal escort from a beautiful lady like you."

"Ever met a human who can make your heart race faster than a hundred-night parade? That's me, babe."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, pretty lady."