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Top 50 Lady Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lady pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My mom raised a gentleman

    But you lady, you raise my *penis*

  2. Lets make our "Sex Dreams" a reality.

  3. Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

  4. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  5. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.


  6. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  7. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  8. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  9. I want to go to the gym,

    so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  10. I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

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Funny lady pickup lines

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

Hello pretty young lady!

would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

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Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my tramp tonight.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

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Working Lady tinder opener

Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

Ladies, what are you doing with your life if you're not serving your men?

You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I'm the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?