50 Lady Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Lady rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about lady, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Lady Pickup Lines

A good Lady hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

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Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Short and cute lady pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lady are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

Cheesy lady Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

Corny lady Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Lady conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

Ladies, what are you doing with your life if you're not serving your men?

You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I'm the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

Hey baby let’s get together like Lady Gaga and # 1 record!

A good lady Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Lady hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.
I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*

\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"

*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Why don't you slip into something more edible...

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lady love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lady chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.