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Top 50 Lord Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lord pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lord tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. Are you Elvis Presley?

    Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising

  3. I’d love to explore your two towers.

  4. My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

  5. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  6. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  7. I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

  8. You’re the one babe to rule them all.

  9. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  10. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

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You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

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Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

You don't need One Ring to find me.

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

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I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Babe, are you ready for some action. I will not stop trying until I zero your pussy tonight.

You are so hot, you can invade my turf any time.

The only forest I want to travel slowly tonight is yours.