I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

You’re the one babe to rule them all.

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

You don't need One Ring to find me.

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That s**...t looks precious.

I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

Babe, are you ready for some action. I will not stop trying until I zero your p**... tonight.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

You are so hot, you can invade my turf any time.

Girl, use me on your Altar any time. I will give you a temporary boost for hours.

The only forest I want to travel slowly tonight is yours.

Lord Jaraxxus: You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion!

Babe, I am down to solo you any time.

I don't need KvK, I just want some solo PvP action with you.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

Girl, are you Lords Mobile? Because you are making me go from F2P to P2W tonight.

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

Drop your shield and I will tap your juicy base tonight.

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

Girl, I can gather your RSS tile all night long.

Babe, check out my secret stash.

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

They call me The Overlord because when I'm done you'll be saying "Oh please don't let it be over, lord".

I am P2W in Lords Mobile. You will fall under the might of my wallet.

Let's forge our alliance so we could conquer our enemies together in love!

Want to enter my labrinth and tap my dark monster? You might just hit the jackpot and get the Gemming Gremlins.

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you sleeping? I promise not to rally your base tonight.

Girl, let's see if your stronghold p**... is strong enough for my might.

Girl, the only trap I want to hit tonight is you.

Instead of fighting in the Colloseum, how about we fight in my bed.

Girl, I want you to be the queen in my castle.

Babe, you are my T5 units. It took me years of research to get to you.

Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.

You made me start a rally in my pants tonight.

Babe, you have captured my heart in your fort.

Girl, are you the perfect trap? Because you just ate up my titans.

Join my rally lead in Lords Mobile tonight and I will show you a good time with some nice kills.

"Your charm may rizz me up, but my heart beats for you alone, Lady X. Let's rewrite our story."

No need for a savior when you're already my sunshine on a cloudy day. Your positivity is truly uplifting! ☀️

So, where is the speed up for you to fall in love with me like in Lords Mobile.

"How about we play a little game? You'll be the charming lord and I, your devoted maid, at your every whim."

Are you tired? You can rest in my Sanctuary any time.

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, and I want to explore your chapters.

Haha, I'm no savior, but I'd definitely be your knight in shining armor if you ever need one! 😉

I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

"Four heroines bold, a sight to behold, breaking the mold. Your bravery has my heart sold, a tale to be told."

"Darling, just like a hedgehog, I've got my quills, but for you, I'd soften up and be your Lord X."

Well, if you're not a lord or savior, then you must be an angel in disguise. Your kindness shines through!

You're a ray of sunshine! And your kindness shines through your words. Can't wait to learn more about you.

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p**... again.

Who needs a lord and savior when I've got you keeping me company? Your presence alone feels like a blessing.

"Is your favourite colour black? Because just like Lord Mahadev, you've enchanted my world with your divine charm."

"Do you teach Elvish? Because every time I see you, my heart sings like a beautiful Middle-earth melody."

Let's play dangerously, how about I only shield up when I am about to come.

How many rallies does it take to capture your heart?

(Thorondor) Going my way?

Is that a Lord of D in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Lord, kill me now

So I can date this angel

Haha, I'm no lord or savior, but I do try to be a good guy! 😉 You seem like someone special too.

"Is that a guitar strumming or my heart beating every time you chant Krishna's name?"

Haha, well, I may not be a lord or savior, but I do promise to always make you smile. Your positivity is truly infectious.

If I speak friend, can I enter?

I've heard about a great new club... want to go There and Back Again?

"Are you a wizard? Because every moment with you feels like I'm in Middle-earth, and I’m enchanted by your charm."

Are you a sith lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.

"Do you play guitar? Because I can't help but notice, you've got me strung up like a sweet melody on your heartstrings."

"I may be Lord X, a god in my realm, but your smile alone could disarm and humble me."

"I must be a chord because you strum my soul like a guitar, playing our divine love song."

I'll be your shield, you be my sword, together we'll conquer the world. You're a brave and handsome lord.

"Do you play guitar strings as deftly as you've strummed the chords of my heart, Krishna's devotee?"

Your words are like a beacon of light in a dark world. I admire your strength and positivity; it's truly inspiring.

Haha, you're too kind! But let's be honest, you're the real star here. Your sense of humor is captivating.

Despite your charms, I see through your disguise. My heart flutters, but I'm wise.

"Your beauty reminds me of the dark serenity of Lord Mahadev, captivating and timeless."

I'd climb the Endless Stair to be with you.

Even in your deceitful guise, my heart beats for you like a prize.

"Are you a Time Lord? Because my heart races faster than the TARDIS with just one glance at you."

The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

Haha, I'm no savior, but I can definitely rescue you from a boring day with some fun conversation! 😉

Haha, I don't know about being your lord and savior, but I do think you have a great sense of humor! 😄

Haha, you're too kind! But I must say, talking to you has been a blessing. Your sense of humor is just heavenly. 😉

Your trickery may be grand, but your charm I'll always withstand.

"Even among the exes, you stand out like a gem. Let's create a new beginning together, my lady."

Are you Legolas? Because you've shot an arrow straight through my heart... in a totally non-lethal way!

Girl, I want to enter into your Lord's Labyrinth every day.

You must be heaven-sent because talking to you feels like a little slice of paradise. Can't wait to learn more about you!

Sounds like you have high standards! Lucky for you, I'm here to exceed them. Can't wait to impress you!

"Even as a hedgehog, Lord X, your prickles never kill the charm you exude. You're my adorable untouchable deity."

"Are you a Time Lord? Because every moment with you feels like a journey through time and space."

Haha, well I may not be a lord or a savior, but I can definitely make you smile! 😉

"Though naughty as a lord, she's sweet like the moon above, Her purity of heart is what I sincerely love."

"Is that guitar tune your symphony, or is it just your charm playing my heart like Krishna’s flute?"

"Lord X, you may believe you're a god and easily offended, but to me, you're an irresistibly cute hedgehog."

"They say I'm easily offended, but how can I resist the charm of a goddess like you?"

Are you a hobbit? Because you've got me feeling like my precious ring is missing.

Do you like lord of the rings?

Because i am about to go helms deep inside of you

You're my favorite crossover event - like if Kingdom Hearts and Lord of the Rings had a love child.

Is your name Gandalf? Because every time I see you, my heart goes "You shall not pass!"

Is your name Sita? Because you've captured my heart just like she captured Lord Ram's.

"Are you a hobbit? Because you've definitely taken me on an unexpected journey with your gorgeous smile."

Well, I'm no hero, but I can definitely be the guy who makes you smile every day. 😉

"Are you Krishna's flute? Because every time I see you, I'm compelled to make some divine music."

"They call me a hedgehog for my spikes, yet your beauty manages to pierce right through them."

Your sweet words aim to deceive, but I see the truth beneath. Your spell won't rizz me up, deceiver.

Well, if I'm your savior, then you must be my angel! Your kindness shines through in every word. 😇 Can't wait to learn more about you.

"Do you have a map to Vrindavan? Because every time I see you, I see Lord Krishna's divine play."

"A castle dark, my hidden lair, yet you four brave hearts dare. Thy courage leaves me in awe, like a sunlit summer's glare."

You must be the lord and savior, cause Jesus Christ you’re hot!

"Are you a Time Lord? Because every moment with you feels like a journey through time and space worth exploring."

Your words may cut like a knife, but in you, I see true life. Your charm cuts through like a knife.

"If you were in Middle-earth, I'd be your Samwise—ready to follow you anywhere, especially if it involves adventure!"

Are you a Sith Lord?

'Cause you got my heart Palpatine-ing.

"They call me Lord X, the offended God. I slay hearts like I do my enemies, want to be next?"

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.