50 Lord Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Lord rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about lord, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Lord Pickup Lines

A good Lord hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
Are you Elvis Presley?

Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I’d love to explore your two towers.
My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.
I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

Short and cute lord pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lord are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

You’re the one babe to rule them all.

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

Cheesy lord Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

You don't need One Ring to find me.

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Corny lord Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Lord conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That s**...t looks precious.

I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

You are so hot, you can invade my turf any time.

Babe, are you ready for some action. I will not stop trying until I zero your p**... tonight.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

A good lord Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Lord hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, use me on your Altar any time. I will give you a temporary boost for hours.

The only forest I want to travel slowly tonight is yours.

Lord Jaraxxus: You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion!

Babe, I am down to solo you any time.

I don't need KvK, I just want some solo PvP action with you.

You can hit this monster any time.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

Girl, are you Lords Mobile? Because you are making me go from F2P to P2W tonight.

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

Drop your shield and I will tap your juicy base tonight.

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

Girl, I can gather your RSS tile all night long.

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

Babe, check out my secret stash.

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lord love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lord chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.