Top 50 King Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth King chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

2. Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

3. Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

4. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

5. Gurlllll, I wanna put my Barbarian King in your Clan Castle.

6. Why did King Solomon have 700 wives?

   Because he never met you.

7. Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.

8. Cash is King.

9. I can be the king of your burger.

10. Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Funny king pickup lines

You and I
Should open up a Vietnamese restaurant. Let’s call it Pho King.

You are the Archer Queen to my Barbarian King.

Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.

I don’t know a single thing about poker
But I could be the king of your heart

Damn girl, you're so fine..

That I would stick my dick so far up your ass, whoever would pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.

Everyone calls me a king

Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

Hey girl are you a stone?

Cause I wanna bury my sword so deep in you whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

Someone really used this on me

If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...

Let’s get food later.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.

Are you king arthur?

Because when you pull your sword out I sure do cum a lot

Oh, you're straight? Well, let me ask you something.

WheN you go to Sonic, which do you prefer? Footlong?

You Can Call Me a Model 3682 Air Data Calibrator

Cause I’m about to bust a King Nut.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot

Martin Luther King Jr her.

“Hey so and so, I had a dream about you last night...”

60% of the time, it works every time. If she’s somewhat into you, she will show interest by asking what it was about multiple times, and wait for the “oh come on you can’t say that and not tell me what it was.” Then start to think about you thinking about her. Doesn’t work well on blind dates, complete strangers, or women who suffer night terrors as dreams are horrible things to them. Tread carefully.

Hey girl tonight I'm gonna be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's

I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it.

Tiger King: Oh you're straight, well let me ask you something ?

When you go to Sonic, which one you prefer ? Fat or Long ?

Hey baby, I rubbed myself in sardine oil ...

I want you to eat me like a tiger !

If Joe the Tiger King has 20 tigers and 2 ounces of some chemicals

How many straight man can he seduce ?