Top 50 King Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty King pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy King conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

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If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.
Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.
Gurlllll, I wanna put my Barbarian King in your Clan Castle.
Why did King Solomon have 700 wives?

Because he never met you.
Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.
Cash is King.

Funny king pickup lines

Let’s role play! You can be McDonalds and I’ll be Burger King!
I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

I can be the king of your burger.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

You and I

Should open up a Vietnamese restaurant. Let’s call it Pho King.

Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

This king bed needs its queen on it

Hey girl, are you a royal shark?

Because I can't stop fin-king about you.

As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.

I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart

Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.

Everyone calls me a king

Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?

Hey girl are you a stone?

Cause I wanna bury my sword so deep in you whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Hey girl, are you Burger King?

Cuz I won’t stop coming.

If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...

Let’s get food later.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.

Tiger King: Oh you're straight, well let me ask you something ?

When you go to Sonic, which one you prefer ? Fat or Long ?

Hey girl tonight I'm gonna be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's

I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot