Baby! You are the moon of my life.

I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

I had a greendream that we would be together sweetheart.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

I must be R’hollor, because my hearts on fire for you sweetheart.

Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!

I’m a wildling in the sack sweetie.

Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

Do you possess the power of healing? Because you’ve pierce my heart.

Babe! I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you sweetheart.

I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

I can keep it going all the winter long!

Can my Direwolf watch precious?

Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.

A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

I’m a Maester of tapping dat kiss sweetie!

I don't want to be a Queen dear, I want to be the Queen of your l**....

I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!

Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

I may be an Imp sweetheart, but I never go limp.

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

I always wanted to be a ranger.

Are you from the north? Becuase I just Winterfell-in love with you.

How’s your kracken hangin’?

I’m Dothraki sweetie, I only know how to do it one way.

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's c**... goes much deeper.

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

A man needs a name precious.

I just came all the way down the Kingsroad when I saw you.

I may not be unsullied. But I’ll show you my grey worm.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**... disappear.

I may know nothing, but you make me harder than Valyrian steel.

I may not have a tongue sweetheart but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.

Can you handle my direwolf!

They call me the hound. Wanna be my main b**...?

Did You Know, my p**... is made of Valyrian steel.

Babe! If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking sweetie, because then I would already be inside of you.

As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.

I already have 20 wives but another one won’t hurt.

Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and f**... you for glory.

I just gave birth to a shadow baby sweetheart. How about we make it a brother?

I want to have your shadow babies!

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

I’m off to the Night’s Watch sweetie. Care to make my last night a memorable one?

"Absolutely! I still believe they'll make a sequel to Game of Thrones with a better ending."

Did you erupt from a fire witch's v**...? Because you're a total smokeshow.

I’ll make you howl louder than my direwolf!

"In this game of thrones, there's no queen I'd rather share my reign or my bed with than you."

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

"Only the best, Game of Thrones. Wild as a dragon, mysterious like the North. Are you as adventurous?"

Babe! I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.

"You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out."