Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That s**...t looks precious.

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, and I want to explore your chapters.

Are you from Mordor? Because my precious, you've got me wrapped around your finger!

I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p**... again.

"Do you teach Elvish? Because every time I see you, my heart sings like a beautiful Middle-earth melody."

(Thorondor) Going my way?

If I speak friend, can I enter?

I've heard about a great new club... want to go There and Back Again?

"Are you a wizard? Because your beauty could turn the Shire into a paradise I’d never want to leave."

"Are you a wizard? Because every moment with you feels like I'm in Middle-earth, and I’m enchanted by your charm."

I'd climb the Endless Stair to be with you.

Are you Legolas? Because you've shot an arrow straight through my heart... in a totally non-lethal way!

You're my favorite crossover event - like if Kingdom Hearts and Lord of the Rings had a love child.

Do you like lord of the rings?

Because i am about to go helms deep inside of you

Is your name Gandalf? Because every time I see you, my heart goes "You shall not pass!"

"Are you a hobbit? Because you've definitely taken me on an unexpected journey with your gorgeous smile."

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

"If you were in Middle-earth, I'd be your Samwise—ready to follow you anywhere, especially if it involves adventure!"

You must be a Ring of Power, 'cause I want to keep you!

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

Let's have kiss and watch lord of the Rings.

Don't worry, I'll go helms deep.

Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

What do you like for second breakfast?

What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?

You don’t know even it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.

You must be a Ring of Power, 'cuase I want ot keep you!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.

You wake something Tookish up in me.

Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

Your salted pork is particularly lovely

I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.

Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...

Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.

Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?

TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.

I want you in my hobbit hole.

My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.

I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.

A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)

Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

Gimli a piece of that!

Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

I can lighten your burden

I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

I last longer than Boromir.

I love you more than Sauron loves power.

I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.

I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.

I’ll have you for second-breakfast.

I’ll take you there and back again.

I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?

I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.

Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.

Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

My elf eyes only see you.

My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.

No, thats not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

That aromatic scent is my manflesh.

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

This is no trinket I carry.

Us Hobbits can bring you 'there and back again' over and over and over again.

Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.