Top 50 Lord Of The Rings Pick Up lines

Do you love Lord Of The Rings? Or do you know someone who loves Lord Of The Rings? Are you going to a Lord Of The Rings movie or show? You can use these Lord Of The Rings themed pick up lines to help you flirt with your loved ones! Add some more love and spice into your romantic life. These flirty pick up line inspired by Lord Of The Rings will surely do the trick.

I’d love to explore your two towers.
My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.
I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.
You’re the one babe to rule them all.

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Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

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Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

You don't need One Ring to find me.

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That s**...t looks precious.

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If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

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So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p**... again.

(Thorondor) Going my way?

If I speak friend, can I enter?

I've heard about a great new club... want to go There and Back Again?

I'd climb the Endless Stair to be with you.

Do you like lord of the rings?

Because i am about to go helms deep inside of you

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

You must be a Ring of Power, 'cause I want to keep you!

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

Let's have kiss and watch lord of the Rings.

Don't worry, I'll go helms deep.

I last longer than Boromir.

I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

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