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Top 50 Lord Of The Rings Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lord Of The Rings pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lord Of The Rings conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I’d love to explore your two towers.

  2. My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

  3. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  4. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  5. I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

  6. You’re the one babe to rule them all.

  7. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  8. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  9. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  10. You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

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The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

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You don't need One Ring to find me.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

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Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?