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Top 50 Sherlock Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Sherlock conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Sherlock pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

  2. My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me o**....

  3. My last name may be Small, but my d**... is huge.

  4. If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my d**....

  5. Are you an genius sociopathic detective?

    Because I’d like to be sherlocked in your arms all night

  6. You’re the West to my Wood.

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I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.

Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind kiss dungeon?

Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.

Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.

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Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.

Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water."

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If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?

Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.

Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.

Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.

Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?

Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.

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Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.

sherlock Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.

I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

I always hear ‘s**... my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.

I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.

I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.

I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.

I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.

I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.

Can I touch your Belstaff?

I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.

sherlock Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.

I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.

I think you’re 221-beautiful.

I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.

I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.

I want to Lestraddle you.

I want you Anderneath me.

I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.

I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.

I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.

I would kick my parents out if you came over.

I would let you call me Myc.

I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.

I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.

I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.

Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents."

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sherlock phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Sherlock lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.