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Top 50 Sherlock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sherlock pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sherlock tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

  2. My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.

  3. My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.

  4. If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.

  5. Are you an genius sociopathic detective?

    Because I’d like to be sherlocked in your arms all night

  6. I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.

  7. Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.

  8. If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?

  9. Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.

  10. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.

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Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.

Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.

Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.

Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.

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Can I touch your Belstaff?

Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents."

A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.

Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.

Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.

Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?

Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.

I would kick my parents out if you came over.

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I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.

I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.

I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.

I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.

I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.

Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water."

I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.

I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.