If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Did you cast petrificus totalus on me? Because you've made me stiff.

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

Hey Draco…how long did you say your wand was again?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I’m the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

Oh, you're going to bed? Mind if I... Slytherin

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.

My v**... is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

Did someone just cast expelliarmus? Because you’ve got me completely disarmed.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

"Are you a Time-Turner? Because I could spend all day with you and still want more time!"

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Is your name Hermione? Because you've got me spellbound—like I just drank Felix Felicis!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a Quidditch player, you're a keeper.

"Are you a Gryffindor? Because you've got me feeling all brave and ready to read a book with you!"

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's being spanked."

"Are you a Harry Potter spell? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a dragon? Because you've awakened something fierce in me just like in my favorite fantasy realm."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear I've lost myself in your enchanting eyes."

"Your beauty, without the top, is more enchanting than any spell Harry Potter ever conjured."

"Are you a Slytherin? Because your charm is as sharp as your wit, and I’m totally spellbound."

Are you a spell? Because every time I see you, I feel a magical spark.

Is your name Hermione? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've just won the House Cup.

"Like a melody, you play games sweetly, our love's ramen spiced; your teasing charms indeed complete me."

"Playing games with me, huh? How about we make our own version of Quidditch over some ramen tonight?"

"Are you a Slytherin? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need to be under your spell!"

"Are you a Snitch? Because I've been seeking someone like you my entire life."

Are you a Slytherin? Because you've caught my eye with your wizardly charm and grace.

Your smile is brighter than Lumos, casting a spell on me, so charming and glamorous.

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear Harry Potter couldn't find something as enchanting as your smile."

Did it hurt when you fell from Hogwarts? Because you've got magical charm written all over you.

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Hermione? Because you cast a spell on me with your magical charm."

Do me, I'm Harry f**... Potter.

"You must be my patronus, because your beauty drives all my dementors away."

"Do you believe in magic? Because every time I see you, it’s like my Patronus just showed up!"

"You've removed your top like a Harry Potter plot twist; unexpected and breathtakingly enchanting."

"Is your name Hermione? Because I've been seeking a girl like you since my first Quidditch match."

"Are you a Dementor? Because you take my breath away, every single time."

Are you a spell? Because whenever I see you, my heart races like a Quidditch match.

"Is your name Ramen? Because you've got me all tangled up in your love broth, and I'm noodling around for a response."

"Are you a Time-Turner? Because I’d love to spend every hour with you, even if it’s a little confusing!"

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

"Is your name Hermione? Because like Harry Potter, I'm under your spell and can't resist wanting to 'Quidditch' your bum."

If I were a wizard, I'd cast a spell to make you mine. Accio, your heart!

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, Hermione?"

"Do you have the Marauder's Map? Because I can't seem to find my way out of your eyes."

"Is your name Ramen? Because you've got me all tangled up like a noodle in love's spicy broth."

"Like a dragon's fire in the night, your allure outshines every star, my unique Harry Potter delight."

"Are you a spell? Because every time you smile, you enchant me beyond measure."

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because even though you play games with me, you still manage to stir up my noodle."

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because every time I see you, I feel like Harry Potter and want to 'Patronus' that ass."

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because just like teasing me, you've got my heart simmering with affection."

"You must be the Sorting Hat, because you just sorted my heart straight into the 'smitten' house."

"Are you sure you're not from Hogwarts? Because your teasing has me under a spell."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've been hit with a Stupefy."

Are you a magical spell? Because you've casted a charm on me with your mysterious eyes.

"Do you have a Time-Turner? Because I’d rewind just to avoid your sarcastic comments!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I read you a chapter from my favorite book?"

If you were a spell, you'd be "engorgio" because you've definitely made an impression on me.

"Are you a ramen bowl in a game? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and teasing me just whets my appetite."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your robes."

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

"Is your name Ramen? Because just like my favorite dish, you're making my heart simmer with a mix of spicy and sweet!"

Are you a snitch? Because you've got me seeking your golden heart like a seeker in Quidditch.

If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me.

Hey harry…can I ride on your broomstick?

"Like a Charizard's flame, your beauty ignites, adding magic to my wand-lit nights."

Are you a golden snitch? Because catching you would be the highlight of my Quidditch game.

"Do you have a wand? Because every time you insult me, my heart does some serious magic tricks!"

"Just like Harry Potter, I too can make magic happen, but with your top gone, you've left me spellbound."

If i was Harry Potter

I would ride you instead of a s**... broom

"Are you a Harry Potter spell? Because whenever you tease me, I feel like I've been hit with a Stupefy!"

"Is your name Hermione? Because with every spell you cast, you've bewitched my heart."

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you s**... me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

"Do you have a Dementor's kiss? Because every time I look at you, I lose my soul."

Do you have a spell for making hearts skip a beat? Because you've enchanted mine.

"You've got me under your spell like a Harry Potter flick; how about we 'get it started' and create some magic?"

"Are you a Time-Turner? Because time flies when I'm trying to figure out how to ask you out!"

"Is your name Ramen? Because even when things get hot, I can't help but want more of you."

"Are you a Golden Snitch? Because I can't resist chasing after you all night long."

"Are you a Dementor? Because you take my breath away."

"Do you like Ramen? Because I'm falling pho you."

"How about we make a game of who can charm whom first over ramen, muggle-style?"

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because every noodle of conversation we share, adds flavor to my life."

"Are you a snitch from Harry Potter? Because when you tease, it's like you've caught my heart at 150mph."

"If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see us together, because being with you is my deepest desire."

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts, my dear? Your beauty’s a charm that I hold very near."

"Do you like Harry Potter? Because I'm definitely seeing some magic in your eyes."

"If I were a wizard, I'd cast a spell to keep you by my side forever, my dear."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Just like Harry's Patronus chasing a Dementor."

"My magic spell, from Potter's world, your laughter unfurls; let's get it started, my game-loving girl."

If you were a spell, you'd be "Obliviate" because you make me forget everything but you!

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? 'Cause every time I look at you, my world flips like a Quidditch match."

"Are you a Snitch? Because you've caught my attention and I can't seem to look away!"

"Are you a Horcrux? Because I can't seem to look away from your soul!"

"Is your life a Hogwarts class? Because every moment spent with you feels like the most magical lesson ever!"

"Is your name Hermione? Because you've got me spellbound!"

"Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away without even trying!"

Do you have a Time-Turner? Because I'd love to go back in time and meet you sooner.

Did it hurt when you fell from Hogwarts? Because you look like a total spellbinding catch.

"Are you a game of Quidditch? Because my heart's always chasing after you like a Golden Snitch."