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Top 50 Harry Potter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Harry Potter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

  2. Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.

  3. Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.

  4. Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

  5. hey how’d you like to help me polish my wand.

  6. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

  7. Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

  8. Let’s play Quidditch together…you’ll get to see my balls.

  9. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

  10. I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

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If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Did you cast petrificus totalus on me? Because you've made me stiff.

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I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Hey Draco…how long did you say your wand was again?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

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I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?

Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

I’m the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.