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Top 50 Skyrim Pick Up lines

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  1. Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.

  2. I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

  3. If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.

  4. You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

  5. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  6. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  7. Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.

  8. I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

  9. Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

  10. You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.

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You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you're striking.

Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.

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Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.

Hey! You are one of the new companions. I know because you are making me howl.

Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

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aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.

You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.

Baby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.

I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.

You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.

You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.

Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to have a real BIG party.