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Top 50 Skyrim Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Skyrim pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Skyrim tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.

  2. I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

  3. If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.

  4. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  5. You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

  6. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  7. I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

  8. Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.

  9. You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.

  10. Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

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Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.

You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

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There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.

I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.

Hey! You are one of the new companions. I know because you are making me howl.

Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.

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You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your kiss is superior.

Baby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.

I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.

You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.

You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.

I wish my lockpicking was better, id love to loot your chest.

For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.