Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

Girl, are you a Chaos Dungeon? Because I would do you twice daily.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

I want to enter your abyss dungeon.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.

Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

If you're feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks

Someone like you is worth taking 20 on.

Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..

Are you a bard? 'cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma

You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

You know, my unarmed crit range is 10-20.

What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.

Are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.

Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!

That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?

Are you a rogue? Because you've stolen my heart.

Babe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.

I didn't take Improved Initiative, so you'll probably come first

My will isn't the only thing iron.

Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.

Are you a monk? Because you look stunning.

Can I make a save vs. awestruck?

Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.

You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

If you show me your THAC0, I'll show you mine.

Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.

I'm a Sorcerer, you're a summoner. Together we are one magic item.

Lets be like druids and get wild.

Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.

Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna f**... you.

I'm a s**... wizard, with 69th level s**... magic

Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.

Are you a bard? 'Cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.

Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

You are welcome into my Secret Dungeon any time.

Are you a bard? You've just inspired my pants.

You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person

Are you a b10 dungeon? Cuz I'd spend all my energy running through u all day baby girl

Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.

I may be a(n) X, but I'm a barbarian in bed.

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.