Yo, I'm just tryna be the chichi to your goku.

I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

If you were a Ki attack, you'd be a Kame-hame-hot!

Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

Are you a member of the ginyu force? ‘Cause I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Girl you've got more than just my power level rising.

I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.

How'd you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.

How about I show you my Ender Dragon.

I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.

Wanna see my Rising Dragon?

You wanna do a little fusion dance of our own?

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Are you a Blue Eyes White Dragon? Because you're perfect.

We're like Piccolo and Kami.. Meant to be together!

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

Girl, did you absorb 17 and 18? Cause you are perfect!

Your name must be Bulma, 'cause I wanna get in your Trunks.

Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Yeah, I'd fight through dragons to rescue you.

Hey you let me taste you, I`ll let you taste me.

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Baby, let's take fusion on a higher level. Will you kamehamarry me?

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...

Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

Have you heard of the band Imagine Dragons?

Well i would rather imagine us two together

I have a spear for your portable hole.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight

If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

Babe, you want to check out my Descent of Dragons in bed?

I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Know why the ladies call me Nozdormu? It's definitely the 8/8 dragon part.

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Girl, you grant my dead dragon into new strengths.

What's your favorite roll? Dragon, rainbow, p**...?

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Girl are you the Dragon for dragon's lair? Because thinking about you gave me continuous damage.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.