Top 34 Angry Birds Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Angry Birds pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Angry Birds tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.
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Hey girl, you're the bomb bird...can I be your big red bird and lay a golden egg on ya?
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You must be an angry bird?
Because you are awfully cute when you are angry.
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Are you Angry Birds? Because I will steal your egg so you can come after me.
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Are you Bubbles? Because I can't hide my sweets from you.
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Are you Chuck? Because you are fast and furious.
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Are you Matilda? Because I love your big heart.
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Are you Red? Because I love your unibrow.
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Are you Stella? Because you are the sweetest.
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Are you the Blues? Because good things come in three – me, myself, and you.
Working angry birds pickup lines
Birds are never angry after I've played with them.
I can make it with one shot.
I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.
I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.
I'm an angry bird, but I feel happy when I'm with you.
I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.
I'm the BOMB!
If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.
Is that a slingshot in your pocket or are you excited to see me?
Let's be lovebirds.
My aim is so precise that when I knock on your door - I'll blow you away.
My aim may not be very good, but I will keep trying until I get it in there.
Red are red, the Blues are blue, you're one Angry Bird, which is why I dig you.
Wanna come over to check out my slingshot?
Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.
You are addictive like the Angry Birds game.
You are one bad piggy.
You are the TNT.
You know what else is BIG like Terence?
I'm so full of love I could explode.
I'm an eggcellent lover.
You are more precious than the eggs.