Top 50 Eggs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Eggs chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

2. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

3. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

4. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.

5. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

6. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

7. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

8. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

9. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

10. You can scramble my egg.

Funny eggs pickup lines

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

Damn girl are you Easter?

Cuz i forgot you existed & i only like you for your eggs

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.