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Top 50 Eggs Pick Up lines

Are you an egg lover or do you love eating eggs? Use these funny and cheesy pick up lines about eggs. These pick up lines about eggs will surely help you. Flirt and impress today!

  1. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Cus I like mine fertilized by you :)

  2. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  3. Are you the chicken or the egg?

    Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

  4. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  5. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

  6. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

    Un-fertilized por favor.

  7. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

  8. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

  9. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

  10. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.


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What is a Eggs pickup line?

Working eggs pickup lines

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

You can scramble my egg.

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

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This is a funny Eggs pickup line!

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

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Working Eggs tinder opener

Is your dad chef

Bc he created masterpiece from two eggs

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.

Girl, my sausage wants to be with your eggs.

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my sperm go for an egg hunt?

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?