Top 50 Eggs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Eggs pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Eggs conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

   Cus I like mine fertilized by you :)

2. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

3. Are you the chicken or the egg?

   Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

4. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

5. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

6. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

   Un-fertilized por favor.

7. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

8. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

9. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

10. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

Funny eggs pickup lines

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

You can scramble my egg.

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my sperm go for an egg hunt?

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized

Are you an egg?

Cuz I wanna scramble your insides.

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!