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Top 50 Eggs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Eggs chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  2. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  3. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

  4. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.

  5. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

  6. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

  7. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

  8. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  9. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  10. You can scramble my egg.

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Funny eggs pickup lines

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

Damn girl are you Easter?

Cuz i forgot you existed & i only like you for your eggs

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

I like my women like I like my eggs, always there to brighten up my morning.