Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

You can scramble my egg.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Are you an egg?

'cause I think you're ready to get laid

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Why don't we make our own Seuss story?

I promise, it'll be more exciting and seductive than Green Eggs and Ham.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.

Is your dad chef

Bc he created masterpiece from two eggs

Girl, my sausage wants to be with your eggs.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my s**... go for an egg hunt?

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.

Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.

After this egg roll, how about let's roll in my bed.

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

I'm an amazing chef. Give my eggs and milk and I will give you my amazing sausage.

"Hey girl, do you like eggs? Because our chemistry could beat any omelette."

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven into that golden egg, because you're truly angelic.

"Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I'm enchanted because every fascinating story begins with you."

Haha, Easter egg hunts are fun, but I'd much rather go on a hunt for your hidden talents. 😉🔍

"You must be the Easter Bunny, because you've got me egg-cited to see you every time."

Are you a golden egg? Because you're one in a million and I want to crack you open!

"Is it the chicken or the egg? Who cares, as long as I can wake up to your sunny-side up smile."

"If thou art my beloved egg, let me crack thee open and savor thy sweetness anew."

Haha, you're like a hidden Easter egg - full of surprises and I can't wait to unwrap them all.

You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

An egghead, huh? Guess that makes me the lucky one to chat with such a smart and handsome guy! 🥚🌟

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the chocolate eggs, you bring the charm. Let's make this Easter unforgettable.

Ooh, a hint of mischief! I bet you'd make Easter eggs hunt much more interesting. Ready for an adventure? 🥚🌷

"In the cycle of countless births, you remain the fairest, my beloved egg waiting to be hatched."

If I had a golden egg, it would definitely be you - precious and irresistible.

Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

Easter bunny has nothing on you! Your charm is egg-ceptional. Want to see if our chemistry is as intense as a sugar rush?

If patience were eggs, I'd have countless hatchlings by now. Care to be my sweeting reborn?

Are you a chocolate egg? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I want you in my basket.

"Is your name Omelette? Because you've got all the right ingredients, and I'm definitely scrambled over you."

Did you fall from heaven into a golden egg? Because you're the most precious thing I've ever laid eyes on.

"One egg or two, it doesn't matter; just like in love, it only takes one to create something beautiful."

I must be a chocolate egg, because I melt whenever you're near me.

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you've got me feeling like I'm about to lay an egg!

Are you a golden egg? Because you're a rare treasure worth discovering.

Are you a chocolate egg? Because I can't resist unwrapping you and savoring every bite.

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the chocolate eggs, you bring the charm. Let's make this Easter one to remember.

"Are you an egg? Because I'm absolutely scrambled by your beauty."

Is your name Easter? Because you sure know how to make my eggs crack.

Let's make this Easter egg-citing together. Your charm is as irresistible as a chocolate bunny.

Are you the woman with white hair who found the golden egg? Because you shine brighter than gold.

"Are you an egg? Because I've been cracking up since I saw you, must have been your sunny side up personality."

If I were a chicken, I'd be honored to lay my eggs in your nest of beauty.

My dear, if you were to be born anew, you'd still be the most enchanting creature in eternity.

"Are you an egg? Because you've definitely cracked open the shell around my heart."

If my head's an egg, then it must be a lucky one to have met someone as witty as you! 🍳😉

Did you fall from a golden egg tree? Because you're shining brighter than any treasure I've seen.

"Did you hatch from a dragon egg? Your sparkle outshines even the rarest of magical treasures."

"Your beauty cracks me open like a perfect egg on Sunday morning."

"If I were to be reborn in your sweet embrace, I'd be endlessly charmed by your beauty."

Who needs Easter eggs when I've got you to hunt down? Let's see if you can uncover all my hidden talents.

"Darn, with all that laying, you're practically a hen. How many eggs are we expecting?"

Are you made of golden eggs? Because you've got a yolky charm that's irresistible.

"Lucky you! Must be a professional chicken farmer with all those eggs you're laying daily!"

If you were a chicken, you'd be the most egg-stra special one in the coop.

Hey, Easter bunny! 🐰 How about we hop into a fun date and see where the eggs-citement takes us?

Are you the sweeting reborn of my beloved egg? Because you get fairer every time I see you.

Love it! As long as we avoid dinner for breakfast—nobody needs eggs benedict on their pancakes, right? What else is on the menu?

"Are you a goose? Because whenever you're around, I feel like I've just laid the golden egg of happiness."

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized

"Is it a coincidence that chicken starts with 'chic'? Because you've just pecked your way into my heart."

"Are you a baking book? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like I'm whisking egg whites."

"Is your heart as brave as a dragon? Because mine is beating like it just found its treasure."

"Seeing you near that dragon egg, I couldn't help but imagine a love as legendary as dragons themselves."

"Are you a sunny-side up? You've got the sizzle, and you've certainly brightened up my day."

"You're just like an egg, so unassuming in shell, yet within, a beauty unparalleled, you cast quite the spell."

Are you a chicken? Because you're egg-straordinary and pecking my heart with your beauty.

"Is that a dragon egg you're holding, or are you just naturally enchanting?"

Did the Easter Bunny come early? Because all I want to do is hunt for your hidden eggs.

Did the Easter Bunny make you? Because you're egg-cellent in every way.

"Patience is countless, my dear. Let me hold thee and make you a sweeting fresh and pure."

"Patience, my dear, for countless births await us. Let me hold you close, my beloved."

"Are you a hen? Because ever since I saw you, my heart's been laying nothing but love eggs for you."

"I will hold thee like a precious gem, patient for your rebirth, my beloved."

"Are you Springtrap? Because finding you was just as thrilling as a hidden Easter egg."

Are you a fresh egg, my beloved? Because if you were born anew, you'd be egg-cellent!

If patience is countless, then my love for you will be born forever and ever.

Haha, you're like a mystery I can't wait to unravel. Maybe we could exchange more than just Easter eggs sometime. 😉

"Just like a dragon protects its egg, can I be entrusted with protecting your beautiful smile?"

"Your allure's like an omelette, rich and divine, won't you be the egg to this bacon of mine?"

Are you a Yoshi egg? Because I want you to hatch into my heart.

Are you the golden egg? Because you shine brighter than the rest, making my heart hatch with desire.

Well, I hope you're ready for a wild Easter egg hunt because I have a few tricks up my sleeve 😉

Your black aura is like a mysterious spell, making me crave to crack open that golden shell.

"Why rush to breakfast, when you've already got me scrambled with those eggs-traordinary looks?"

Are you an egg?

Cuz I wanna scramble your insides.

"Are you a chubby bunny? Because your curves are sweeter than a basket full of chocolate Easter eggs."

Are you the golden egg? Because you're a rare treasure that I'd love to crack open.

"Are you a chicken? Because you're absolutely 'egg-quisite' and I can't help but peck up the courage to talk to you."

"Just like that solitary egg, you've proven that there's no need for two when one is absolutely perfect."

Well, they say eggs are a symbol of new beginnings, and talking to you feels like a fresh start. Your "egghead" is pretty cute!

Is your golden egg made of magic? Because inside it, I see the most captivating woman.

If I were to be reborn from my beloved egg, you'd be the sweeting I'd choose every time.

So, are you up for a little egg hunt adventure this Easter? I promise the hidden treasures will be worth it.

Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Haha, thanks! You must be as sweet as chocolate eggs to say that. Care to find out more about me?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

They say Easter eggs bring happiness, but being with you is the sweetest treat I could ask for.

"Are you ovalbumin? Because our chemistry could make a perfect mix, just like eggs and flour in a cake."

"Are you an egg? Because there's something about you that makes every part of me want to get closer."

Easter eggs are cool and all, but have you ever found someone as sweet as you on this holiday? Let's hunt for some hidden sparks between us! 🔥

Easter eggs aren't the only thing worth hunting for... Your charm has me intrigued. Ready for an adventure?

If I were to be reborn from my beloved egg, you'd be the fairest sweeting of them all.

"In each rebirth, thou art fairer still, a sweeting that I desire endlessly by my side."

Beloved Culver, fear not the unknown, for in my arms, thy beauty shall be shown.