Top 50 Eggs Pick Up lines

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1. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

2. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

3. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

4. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

   Un-fertilized por favor.

5. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

6. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

7. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

8. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

9. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

10. You can scramble my egg.

Funny eggs pickup lines

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

Or fertilized

Baby, your bacon my eggs!