Top 18 Lemons Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lemons pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lemons conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...
Spread your legs and give me an hour
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Roses are red
Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
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Roses are red, lemons are sour
Open your legs and let me devour.
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Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Pretty good pickup line ehh ?
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power
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Roses are red, lemons are sour
Open your legs and feel the power
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Roses are red, lemons are sour
Spread those legs and gimme an hour.
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Roses are red
Lemon is sour
Would you open your legs for an hour ? -
Are you a lemon
Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.
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Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Funny lemons pickup lines
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
Lemons
“Hey bro, can you hand me those lemons”
“Sure bro, why do you want them anyways?”
*hands them over*
“Cause you’re my life”
“Bro”
“Bro”
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me one hour
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.
Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.