Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.

Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.

Babe, you are not a lemon because you are too sweet to be one.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour p**... tonight.

This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.

Negan: Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your p**....

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.

Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.

Are you a lemon? Because you make my sour days feel sweet.

"Do you love Lipton Lemon Ice Tea? Because our chemistry is as refreshing and zesty."

Are you a lemon? Because you make everything zestier and brighter when you're around.

Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

"Just like a lemon, your beauty piques my interest, and your zest leaves me craving more."

"Just like how I savor every sip of Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, I cherish every moment with you."

"Absolutely, hydration first thing in the morning is a game changer! Ever tried adding a squeeze of lemon for that extra zing?"

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

"Do you have a hint of lemon? Because every moment with you is as delightful as sipping Lipton ice tea."

"Are you Lipton Lemon Iced Tea? Because you're steeped in sweetness and refresh my heart like a cool breeze."

"Just like a lemon, you add the perfect amount of tang and sweetness to my life."

Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.

Roses are red

Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power

Excuse me miss, but when life gives you lemons, can I be your sweet sugar?

Did it hurt when you fell from the lemon tree? Because you're definitely a zesty catch!

Roses are red, lemons are sour

Open your legs and feel the power

"Life might be giving you lemons, but your smile turns my world into sweet lemonade."

"Are you a lemon? Because every time I see you, my day instantly becomes squeeze-the-day fantastic!"

"Is your name Lipton? Because just like my favorite lemon ice tea, I find you irresistibly refreshing."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'my main squeeze', because honey, you're more refreshing than lemonade!"

"Is your name Lipton? Because you've stirred a lemony spark in my life, just like my favorite ice tea."

"You're like my Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, sweet with a zest that brightens up my day."

Are you a lemon? Because you're definitely making my sour days a whole lot sweeter.

Roses are red, lemons are sour

Spread those legs and gimme an hour.

"You're like a lemon, tangy yet refreshing, leaving a taste that makes my heart race."

"Girl, if you were a Lipton Lemon Iced Tea, I'd be parched forever 'cause no one else could quench my thirst."

Are you made of lemon juice? Because you're refreshing and add zest to my day.

"Ever thought of becoming a lemon? Because I'd love to be squeezed between your amazing thighs."

"Are you Lipton Lemon Iced Tea? Because you're refreshingly beautiful and I always find myself craving your sweet presence."

"Are you a lemon? Because you add a sweet and tangy twist to my life that's irresistibly refreshing."

If life gives you lemons, can I be the sugar to your lemonade?

"Is it just me or do we match better than Lipton and Lemon? How about we ice-break over some Ice Tea?"

Just like lemon juice brings out the best in food, you bring out the best in me.

Roses are red

Lemon is sour
Would you open your legs for an hour ?

"Are you a lemon pie? Because every time I see you, life seems just a little sweeter."

Are you a glass of lemon juice? Because you add that zesty flavor to my day.

"Are you a lemon? Because every time I see you, my life gets a whole lot zestier."

"Well, I'm just on the sweeter side of sour, kind of like eating a lemon tart without the sugar."

If life gives you lemons, can I be the one to sweeten it with your company?

"Is your name Lemon? Because I find myself peeling back layers to get to your zest."

"Just like Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, your presence adds a refreshing zest to my life, wouldn't you say we're the perfect blend?"

"Chelsea, I'm more of a 'water with lemon' kind of guy. You might need to introduce me to stronger stuff."

Just like how lemon juice adds zest to a drink, you bring flavor to my day.

"Is your name Lipton? Because you've stirred up my world like a refreshing lemon iced tea."

"You must be my Lipton Lemon Iced Tea, because every time I see you, my day instantly brightens up."

"Hey, so I was thinking... if you're a fruit, what would you be?"

"I'd be a fine-apple! How about you? Don't say lemon because you've already shown zest."

"Beneath the lemon sun, your hand in limonata glows, like a masterpiece that outshines every tale ever composed."