Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.

Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.

Babe, you are not a lemon because you are too sweet to be one.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour p**... tonight.

This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.

You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.

Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your p**....

Are you a lemon pie? Because I want to pour some cream fillings inside you.

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.

Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.

Are you a lemon? Because you make my sour days feel sweet.

"Do you love Lipton Lemon Ice Tea? Because our chemistry is as refreshing and zesty."

Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

Are you a lemon? Because you make everything zestier and brighter when you're around.

"If you were a flavor, you'd be lemon butter—sweet, tangy, and oh-so irresistible!"

If life gives you lemons, I must be a lemon too because I find you sour-ly irresistible.

"If you were butter, you'd melt my heart with your warmth. Can I spread some sweetness into your day?"

"You must be lemon butter, because every moment with you melts my heart and adds zest to my life!"

"Just like how I savor every sip of Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, I cherish every moment with you."

"Just like my favorite Lipton Lemon Iced Tea, your beauty is intoxicating and leaves me thirsting for more."

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"If you were a dish, you'd be lemon butter—delightfully zesty and irresistibly smooth. Can I have a taste?"

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because you brighten my day and make everything sweeter!"

"Absolutely, hydration first thing in the morning is a game changer! Ever tried adding a squeeze of lemon for that extra zing?"

When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

"Like lemon in my tea, you bring zest to my day, your smile’s the butter that melts worries away."

"Do you have a hint of lemon? Because every moment with you is as delightful as sipping Lipton ice tea."

"If you were a dessert, you'd be lemon buttercream—sweet, tangy, and absolutely irresistible!"

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because you brighten my day and make everything feel so smooth!"

"Are you Lipton Lemon Iced Tea? Because you're steeped in sweetness and refresh my heart like a cool breeze."

"Are you a lemon dessert? Because your sweetness adds the perfect zing to my day."

"If you were butter, I’d spread you on everything; you're just that irresistible!"

Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.

"Are you a lemon pie? Because your sweetness and zest brighten my day like no other!"

Roses are red

Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power

"Are you a lemon? Because you add a zesty sweetness to my day like butter on warm toast!"

"If you were a dish, you'd be lemon butter—simple yet unforgettable, and I can't help but crave more."

Excuse me miss, but when life gives you lemons, can I be your sweet sugar?

Are you a lemon? Because you're so sour, yet I can't resist taking a shot with you.

Are you a lemon? Because you make my heart pucker with delight!

Do you believe in love at first taste? Because you're sweeter than sugar on a lemon slice!

"If you were a dessert, you'd be lemon buttercream—sweet, tangy, and irresistibly delightful!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the lemon tree? Because you're definitely a zesty catch!

"If you were a dessert, you'd be lemon buttercream—sweet, tangy, and absolutely delightful!"

"If you were butter, I'd spread you all over my life; you make everything better."

"In a world of flavors, you're the best; like lemon and butter, you pass the taste test."

"Is your name Lipton? Because just like my favorite lemon ice tea, I find you irresistibly refreshing."

"If you were a lemon, I'd definitely enjoy the squeeze, because your zest is irresistibly enthralling."

"Life might be giving you lemons, but your smile turns my world into sweet lemonade."

Roses are red, lemons are sour

Open your legs and feel the power

"Are you a lemon? Because every time I see you, my day instantly becomes squeeze-the-day fantastic!"

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because you brighten my day and melt my heart all at once!"

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because you’re the perfect mix of zest and sweetness I can’t resist!"

"Are you a slice of lemon? Because you add the perfect zest to my day!"

"You're like my Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, sweet with a zest that brightens up my day."

If life gives you lemons, I'll be there to make lemonade with you and turn bad times into good times.

"Is your name Lipton? Because you've stirred a lemony spark in my life, just like my favorite ice tea."

Roses are red, lemons are sour

Spread those legs and gimme an hour.

"You're like a lemon, tangy yet refreshing, leaving a taste that makes my heart race."

"Are you a lemon? Because you add the perfect zing to my life, just like butter makes everything better."

"Girl, if you were a Lipton Lemon Iced Tea, I'd be parched forever 'cause no one else could quench my thirst."

"If you were butter, you'd be the perfect spread—smooth, irresistible, and oh so delightful!"

Are you a lemon? Because you're definitely making my sour days a whole lot sweeter.

"Ever thought of becoming a lemon? Because I'd love to be squeezed between your amazing thighs."

Are you made of lemon juice? Because you're refreshing and add zest to my day.

"If you were lemon butter, I'd spread you on everything; you're the flavor my heart has been missing."

If life gives you lemons, I'll be the salt to add that perfect twist to your sweetness.

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because your sweetness brightens my day like a sunny dessert!"

"Are you a lemon? Because you add a sweet and tangy twist to my life that's irresistibly refreshing."

"Are you Lipton Lemon Iced Tea? Because you're refreshingly beautiful and I always find myself craving your sweet presence."

"Like lemon's zest and butter's cream, your smile ignites my sweetest dream."

Are you made of lemon juice? Because you're just the right amount of sweet and sour.

If life gives you lemons, can I be the sugar to your lemonade?

"If life gives you lemons, just tell me where you keep your wallet and we can both enjoy the drinks!"

"Is it just me or do we match better than Lipton and Lemon? How about we ice-break over some Ice Tea?"

"Are you a lemon pie? Because every time I see you, life seems just a little sweeter."

Are you a lemon? Because you're zesty like a citrus dream with a sprinkle of salt.

"Are you a lemon? Because you brighten my day with your sweetness and zest!"

Just like lemon juice brings out the best in food, you bring out the best in me.

Are you a glass of lemon juice? Because you add that zesty flavor to my day.

"Are you a slice of lemon? Because you add the perfect zing to my day and sparkle to my life!"

"If you were a dish, you’d be lemon butter—delightfully unexpected and oh-so irresistible."

"Are you made of lemon and butter? Because you just added the perfect zest to my day!"

"You must be butter, because you’re making my heart melt like a warm biscuit on a sunny day!"

"Is your name Lemon? Because I find myself peeling back layers to get to your zest."

"Are you a lemon? Because every time I see you, my life gets a whole lot zestier."

"Well, I'm just on the sweeter side of sour, kind of like eating a lemon tart without the sugar."

"Just like Lipton Lemon Ice Tea, your presence adds a refreshing zest to my life, wouldn't you say we're the perfect blend?"

If life gives you lemons, can I be the one to sweeten it with your company?

Just like how lemon juice adds zest to a drink, you bring flavor to my day.

"Life's been giving me lemons all day, but hey, at least I met you - fancy making some lemonade?"

"Are you a lemon? Because your smile brightens my day like a splash of citrus in my tea."

"Are you a lemon? Because you add the perfect zing to my day, sweetening everything like butter on toast!"

"Chelsea, I'm more of a 'water with lemon' kind of guy. You might need to introduce me to stronger stuff."

Are you a piece of lemon pepper chicken? Because you've got me craving for more.

"Are you a lemon? Because you add the perfect zest to my life, and I’m butter off with you!"

"You must be my Lipton Lemon Iced Tea, because every time I see you, my day instantly brightens up."

"Are you a lemon? Because you just added some zest to my day like butter on warm toast."

"Is your name Lipton? Because you've stirred up my world like a refreshing lemon iced tea."

"If you were butter, you'd melt my heart—sweet and smooth, making everything better!"

"Hey, so I was thinking... if you're a fruit, what would you be?"

"I'd be a fine-apple! How about you? Don't say lemon because you've already shown zest."

"If you were a flavor, you'd be lemon butter—perfectly sweet and utterly irresistible!"

"Beneath the lemon sun, your hand in limonata glows, like a masterpiece that outshines every tale ever composed."

"Excuse me, but you must be lemon butter—because you've melted my heart with your sweetness!"

When life gives you lemons, I'll be your sunshine in the rain, never leaving your side through joy and pain.

"With your charm like lemon light, and warmth like butter's glow, together we could create a sweet love flow."

"If life gives you lemons, I hope you also make some killer sourdough with that fantastic loaf."

"Are you a lemon? Because you add the perfect zest to my day, just like butter on warm toast."

"Haha, sounds like a sweet chaos! Maybe I can help. Ever tried blueberry pancakes with a twist of lemon zest?"

"If you were butter, you'd be melting my heart with every smile!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 'Cause you're like salt - enhancing every moment.

"If you were a dessert, you'd be lemon butter cake—sweet, refreshing, and impossible to resist!"

Did you know lemons and salt are the perfect pair? Just like us, sweet and sassy together.

Are you a lemon? Because you add zest to my life and make me feel salty in the best way.

Are you a lemon

Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Roses are red

Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me one hour

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Lemons

“Hey bro, can you hand me those lemons”
“Sure bro, why do you want them anyways?”
*hands them over*
“Cause you’re my life”
“Bro”
“Bro”

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.