Top 19 Lemons Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lemons pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

   Spread your legs and give me an hour
   

2. Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

3. Roses are red

   Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

4. Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

   Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

5. Roses are red

   Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power

6. Roses are red, lemons are sour

   Open your legs and feel the power

7. Roses are red, lemons are sour

   Spread those legs and gimme an hour.

8. Are you a lemon

   Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

9. Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?

10. Lemons

    “Hey bro, can you hand me those lemons”
    “Sure bro, why do you want them anyways?”
    *hands them over*
    “Cause you’re my life”
    “Bro”
    “Bro”

Funny lemons pickup lines

Hot damn girl!
I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Roses are red

Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me one hour

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.