Top 50 Honey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Honey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Honey conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Sugar is sweet, Honey is sweeter

   Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

2. Did you know honey is the only food that won’t spoil?

   But I’ll spoil you, honey

3. Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

   Honeydew who?
   Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

4. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

5. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

6. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

7. Honey you're so hot, i wanna set you up and use you as my stove.

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9. Knock Knock Who's there? Honey bee!

   Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

10. Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

Funny honey pickup lines

Honey, you're perfectly aligned to my grid.

Honey you are my everything. And everything is awesome.

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

I'll be your Frybread, if you be my honey.

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

Oh honey I didn't fall from heaven I was summoned by Sam and Dean.

Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.

If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

Are you honey?

Because you never expire in my mind










...and you're sweet

Hey honey, I got money!

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Call me Pooh,

'Cause all I want is you, Honey

They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

You are honey , babygirl.

Sweet, thick, brown and shiny

Honey you're like my gps

I would be lost without you. ️

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

Have you been covered in bees recently?

Cause you look sweeter than honey.

Were you covered by bees recently

I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.

Cheerios

Are you a Cheerio, because honey, you make me nut.