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Top 25 Peach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Peach chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Zelda is a girl, Princess Peach is too...

    Press start and be my Player 2

    - Day 90

  2. Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

  3. Woops! I got a little peach jam on my finger-want to lick it?

  4. Hey didn't I see you in the produce section?

    Because you're a peach

  5. Is your ass the state fruit of Georgia?

    Because it sure is a peach!

  6. Are you donald trump?

    Cause you look as sweet as a peach

  7. Your perfect peach is the only one I see.

  8. Are You Trump

    Because I’d Love To Be In Your Peach

  9. Your town may be full of peaches

    but we all know where the best one is.

  10. If I was Mario, would you be my Peach?

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Funny peach pickup lines

If you were peach, I wouldn't blame bowser for always wanting to kidnap you.

I'm a real Shy Guy but do enjoy long walks on Peach Beach.

You're the Princess Peach to my Mario

You're the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree. (The Joker)

Are you from Georgia because you're peach! (Georgia)

Do you wonder what a naked Princess Peach would look like? Let's give you a tiara and find out.

Girl are you Princess Peach? Because I want to be your Mario.

Girl are you really Princess Peach? Because I want to find out what you really taste like.

I could play Princess Peach for hours.

Why do they call you Princess Peach? When all you got are melons.

I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

This is a little Corny. But you'd be a Peach if you go to Homecoming with me?

I'd like to hang out at your peach pit

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

Girl are you peach? Your side B move is destroying me.