Top 50 Apple Pick Up lines
Impress and flirt with hot girls or guys who love Apple products. Use these clever Apple pick up lines to help you break the ice. Whether its an apple pie, apple juice, or simply an apple phone. You will surely become the apple of his eye!
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If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.
But you and me? We could be a pear.
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Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!
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You're the Apple of my iMac.
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Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.
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I gotta question
Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?
You weren’t listed as the top hottest single -
Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.
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You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!
Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!
If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.
I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...
Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!
You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.
I have something you really want to see. And touch.
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I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.
Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?
Your iPad or mine?
Shall I send you my vcard?
Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?
I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.
our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.
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You're hotter than apple pie.
I want to bob yo ‘ apples.
Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.
How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.
Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.
Let's get Siri-ous.
Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.
Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?
So you wanna FaceTime?
Are you a goddess? Cause you sure won me. Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.
I want to clean your dock connector.
Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.
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The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.
Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.
I think about you as often as I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.
Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single
Hey baby, wanna come over to my place for a little pinch-to-zoom?
Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.
Hey baby. Wanna see my new iPencil?
I want to bob for your apples baby.
Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.
Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.
Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?
If I were Paris and you were Athena, I would’ve given you the apple
Using smooth Apple phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Apple conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Apple phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Apple lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.