Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Your iPad or mine?

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

You're hotter than apple pie.

I want to bob yo ‘ apples.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

So you wanna FaceTime?

Are you a goddess? Cause you sure won me. Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.

I want to clean your dock connector.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

I think about you as often as I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place for a little pinch-to-zoom?

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

Hey baby. Wanna see my new iPencil?

I want to bob for your apples baby.

Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.

Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

If I were Paris and you were Athena, I would’ve given you the apple

Baby, I'll keep the doctors away.

Cuz you're the apple of my eye.

You can Apple Jack me off any time.

You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

Hey baby, iPhone you tomorrow?

Do you have apple orchard? I want to buck your trees tonight.

Baby, I’m all the AppleCare you’ll ever need.

I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

"Like Snow White's apple, one look at you and I'm utterly enchanted, craving to taste your forbidden sweetness."

Venus, your beauty outshines the stars, like a ripe apple on a sunlit tree.

"Happy birthday! If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple... but thankfully, you're not in my fruit salad!"

"You're like an apple, sweet on the outside and I'm betting you're just as refreshing inside."

"You're an apple to my eye, looking sweet on the outside, but are you as delightful on the inside?"

If beauty was a fruit, you'd be an apple. You must be Ven-tastic!

"Like a delicious apple, you're irresistible outside; but could I be the lucky one to find you're sweet inside too?"

"Do you have an apple? Because just like Snow White, one bite and I'm completely enchanted by you."

"Is your last name Apple? Because I'd love to FaceTime you all night."

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple, because you're absolutely sweet and breathtaking.

"Are you an apple tree? Because even though you look sweet, I wouldn't mind finding a few worms."

"Just like an apple from Snow White, one kiss from you and I'd never wake up."

"If I'm the prince, will you be my Snow White? Because when you're around, it feels like I've bitten the magic apple of love."

Your apple eyes shine brighter than the stars in the night sky. Can I get lost in them forever?

"Just like Snow White, you've got me spellbound. Care to share an apple and let our fairy tale begin?"

"Are you an apple, Ven? Because every time I see you, I can't help but take a bite of your sweetness."

Your beauty shines like a star in the sky, oh lovely apple of my eye, don't be shy.

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple in my eyes."

Do you know how perfect your apple eyes are? They make me want to take a bite.

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

Like a shining star in the sky, you're the sweetest apple of my eye.

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

"Is your name Apple? Because I can't Resist-ance falling for you, ohm-my!"

"Are you an apple? Because you're the 'apple' of my eye, and I can't help but 'peel' for you."

Your gaze is like a fresh apple orchard in the morning - sweet, inviting, and utterly irresistible.

"You're like a perfect apple, sweet on the outside, but I bet you're even sweeter within."

Are you a shooting star? Because you're the most beautiful sight I spy.

You're the apple to my eye, shining bright in the sky, like a beautiful butterfly.

"Hey Snow White, I don't need a poison apple to fall for you, your beauty is enchanting enough."

"Hey Snow White, forget about the poisoned apple, our love story would be the fairest one of them all."

Your eyes sparkle like crisp apples in the sunlight, making me want to take a bite.

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a 'Fine-apple', but since you love apples, can I just call you 'Grapple-heart'?"

"Like Snow White's apple, your beauty is enchanting, but unlike the apple, it's definitely not a trick."

You're the sweetest apple I've ever seen, your beauty shines like a dream.

"Call me a poisoned apple because the moment I met you, Snow White, I fell deeply into a love coma!"

In a garden of roses, you're the most divine, my sweet apple of my eye so fine.

You're the most beautiful apple in the tree, a sweet sight that's meant for me.

"If beauty had a name, it would surely be yours, my dear apple of my eye."

"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d love to take you out for a smoothie!"

Like a blossoming flower, you're the apple of my eye. I'm drawn to your radiance, oh so high.

Are you an apple? Because you've got me falling for you!

"Like an apple to Snow White, your charm is irresistible, can we start our happily-ever-after?"

"Hey Snow White, I may not be a prince, but I can make your heart race without a poison apple."

You're the most beautiful apple in the orchard, a sweet vision that my heart adores.

"I must be a worm because I'm totally falling for the apple of my eye - that's you!"

Are you an apple? Because your eyes are as bright and delicious as the juiciest fruit.

Are you a shinigami? Because you just stole my heart like Ryuk's apple.

"Your beauty is more intoxicating than Snow White's apple, and I'm willingly falling under your spell."

Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie. Soon Your Love Will Be All Mine.

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.

Are you an apple farmer? Because you've got me falling for you harder than Epel fell for Riddle!

"Are you an apple? Because I can't help but find myself gravitating towards you, just like Newton's apple."

"Just like Snow White, your beauty is legendary, and it makes me crave the taste of your forbidden apple."

"Even if I'm not Prince Charming, I'd still fight dragons to share an apple with you, Snow White."

You're the beautiful apple of my eye, like a dazzling gem in the sky.

In a garden of roses, you shine bright - the loveliest apple in sight.

"Hello, Snow White! How about we stop making apples a villain and make some sweet memories together?"

"Do you mind if I follow you home? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams...and you're apple-solutely amazing!"

"Ever heard of gravity? Well, you've just made my heart drop faster than an apple for you."

"Hey Snow White, are your lips as intoxicating as the forbidden apple? Cause I'm willing to risk it all."

A cute little apple of my eye, your beauty shines bright like the sky.

You're the sweetest apple in the orchard, a darling beauty I can't deny.

"You're the Snow White to my Prince Charming, how about we skip the apple and go straight to our happy ending?"

"Like Snow White's apple, one kiss from you and I'd be under your spell forever."

"Well, they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But your charm might just make my heart skip a beat."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fine-apple. But who needs that when we have broccoli like you?"

"You must be the apple of my eye, because your beauty is more refreshing than a warm apple pie."

Ven, you're the apple of my eye. Can I take a bite out of that sweetness?

"Just like Snow White's apple, one bite of your lips would be worth falling under your spell."

You're the most beautiful apple in the bunch, a sweet sight that I can't resist to touch.

Are you an apple? Because your eyes are as sweet and bright as the juiciest fruit in the orchard.

"Are you an apple? Because I find myself wanting to pick you at first sight."

If you were a flower, you'd be a damn fine-apple blossom. Mind if I take a closer look?

"Are you a shooting star, because in this dark sky, you're the brightest light."

In a garden full of blooms, your beauty outshines all the plumes.

"Hey Snow White, did you eat the apple of beauty? Because your enchanting smile outshines all seven dwarfs."

You must be the sweetest apple in the orchard, because your eyes are as captivating as honey.

"Are you an apple? Because whether you're sweet or tart, I find myself irresistibly drawn to your core."

"Like Snow White's apple, one glance at you and I'm completely enchanted."

Your gaze is as crisp and captivating as a fresh apple. Mind if I get lost in it? 🍎💫

"An apple may have a worm inside, but with you, I'm ready to take my chances."

"Like Snow White's apple, one look at you and I'm completely bewitched."

In a garden full of beauty, you stand out as the cutest apple in sight.