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110 Apple Pick Up lines And Rizz

Impress and flirt with hot girls or guys who love Apple products. Use these clever Apple pick up lines to help you break the ice. Whether its an apple pie, apple juice, or simply an apple phone. You will surely become the apple of his eye!

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A good Apple pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

    But you and me? We could be a pear.

  2. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  3. You're the Apple of my iMac.

  4. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

  5. I gotta question

    Apple Music or Spotify
    Did you see the glitch earlier?

    You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

  6. Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

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What is a good Apple pickup line?

Here are 110 apple pick up lines for her and flirty apple rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your apple rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny apple pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty apple joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute apple pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about apple are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

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Smooth Apple pickup line

Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.

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I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Your iPad or mine?

Shall I send you my vcard?

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

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Working Apple tinder opener

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

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Funny apple Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Apple conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You're hotter than apple pie.

I want to bob yo ‘ apples.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

Let's get Siri-ous.

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

So you wanna FaceTime?

I want to clean your dock connector.

Are you a goddess? Cause you sure won me. Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

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The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

I think about you as often as I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place for a little pinch-to-zoom?

Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Hey baby. Wanna see my new iPencil?

I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

I want to bob for your apples baby.

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Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.

Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

If I were Paris and you were Athena, I would’ve given you the apple

Baby, I'll keep the doctors away.

Cuz you're the apple of my eye.

You can Apple Jack me off any time.

Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?

You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

Hey baby, iPhone you tomorrow?

Do you have apple orchard? I want to buck your trees tonight.

Baby, I’m all the AppleCare you’ll ever need.

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Flirty apple Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Apple pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

"Is your last name Apple? Because I'd love to FaceTime you all night."

"Like Snow White's apple, one look at you and I'm utterly enchanted, craving to taste your forbidden sweetness."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs couldn't outshine your beauty. Care to share an apple with me?"

"You're like an apple, sweet on the outside and I'm betting you're just as refreshing inside."

"You're an apple to my eye, looking sweet on the outside, but are you as delightful on the inside?"

"Like a delicious apple, you're irresistible outside; but could I be the lucky one to find you're sweet inside too?"

"Do you have an apple? Because just like Snow White, one bite and I'm completely enchanted by you."

"Are you an apple tree? Because even though you look sweet, I wouldn't mind finding a few worms."

"Just like an apple from Snow White, one kiss from you and I'd never wake up."

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"If I'm the prince, will you be my Snow White? Because when you're around, it feels like I've bitten the magic apple of love."

"Just like Snow White, you've got me spellbound. Care to share an apple and let our fairy tale begin?"

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

"Are you an apple? Because you're the 'apple' of my eye, and I can't help but 'peel' for you."

"You're like a perfect apple, sweet on the outside, but I bet you're even sweeter within."

"Is your name Apple? Because I can't Resist-ance falling for you, ohm-my!"

"Hey Snow White, I don't need a poison apple to fall for you, your beauty is enchanting enough."

"Even the sweetest apple on the tree isn't as delicious as your smile."

"Hey Snow White, forget about the poisoned apple, our love story would be the fairest one of them all."

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a 'Fine-apple', but since you love apples, can I just call you 'Grapple-heart'?"

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Apple love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Apple chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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