Top 50 Apple Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Apple pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

   But you and me? We could be a pear.

2. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

3. You're the Apple of my iMac.

4. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

5. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

6. Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

7. You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

8. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

9. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

10. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

Funny apple pickup lines

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Your iPad or mine?

Shall I send you my vcard?

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

I want to bob yo ‘ apples.

Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

Let's get Siri-ous.

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

So you wanna FaceTime?

Are you a goddess? Cause you sure won me. Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.

I want to clean your dock connector.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.