Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

Are you Amazon, because I want to get in your Buy Box.

Are you a package handler because I need mine boxed

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Are you Amazon Fire? Because you are burning hot.

You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

Girl are you on Amazon? Because You are on my wishlist.

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

Are you Alexa? Because I want you in my life.

Babe are you Amazon FBA fullfillment center? Because I would like to load you up with my goods.

Girl, you do need no Amazon Smile, I will give you whatever money you want.

Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime? Because I would like to subscribe you and use you every day.

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

Cuz you are in my wishlist

Babe, do you work on Amazon, you must ship you and I together.

Babe, let's start our own Amazon original series.

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty is an unexplored wonder, fascinating and irresistibly Brazilian."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is diverse, precious and absolutely breath-taking to explore."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because my heart is burning with desire, and only you can put out the fire."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've discovered a new species."

Babe I work on database in Amazon, let me turn your Oh's into Aw's.

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, diverse, and make up a significant part of my world."

Are you the amazon forest?

Because you sure are on fire
#prayforamazon

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases by 20% due to deforestation."

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

"Like the Amazon River, my love for you runs deep and strong."

Do you work for amazon ?

Because that kiss is prime.

"Just like the Amazon, exploring your depth is my greatest adventure. Got any endangered species I should know about?"

AWS servers don't go down, but I do.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart rate increases like deforestation."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is as vast, wild and breathtakingly unexplored."

Babe, I got Amazon in my pocket. Come experience the wonders of my hot fire stick.

"I must be a capuchin monkey because I'm totally bananas for you, girl."

"Your beauty rivals the Amazon, vast, mysterious and impossible for me to not explore."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is as rare and captivating as its hidden wonders."

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty's a world treasure, in your eyes, I find an endless pleasure."

"Are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate goes 'Amazon-ly' fast!"

"Just like the Amazon rainforest, your beauty is a world wonder that leaves me breathlessly exploring."

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

Babe I don't want no Amazon Kindle, the only one that I want to Kindle is you.

"Just like the Amazon's mysteries, your eyes hold a world I'm eager to explore."

"Like the Amazon, you're alluringly mysterious, endlessly captivating, and too hot for anyone to resist."

Hey are you Amazon?

Because you have everything I want

Do you work at Amazon? Cause I've got a feeling me and you need to be shipped

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, I feel my oxygen levels going up."

"Are you the Amazon River? Because every time I see you, my heart flows with endless admiration."

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

"Girl, you're like the Amazon Rainforest - beautifully unique, wildly captivating, and irreplaceably precious."

"Your eyes are deeper and more mysterious than the secrets hidden in the Amazon rainforest."

"Just like Amazon, I've got Prime intentions of making you smile every single day."

"Girl, are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Cause every moment with you is a rare and beautiful discovery."

"Babe, if love was a jungle, you'd be my Amazon Rainforest – vast, unique and impossible to resist!"

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm discovering a new species."

"Just like the Amazon's hidden beauty, your allure keeps drawing me deeper into your enchanting mystery."

"Do we need a map? Cause I think we've got insane chemistry that could set even the Amazon on fire."

"Like the mysteries of the Amazon, every moment with you unravels a new adventure that captivates my heart."

"Is your name Rio? Because I can't help but lose myself in your Amazon eyes!"

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, steamy and full of life's mysteries I'm dying to discover."

"Are you from Brazil? Because every time I see you, I feel the Amazon rainforest in my heart."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every part of you seems mysterious, wild, and irresistibly exotic."

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up