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Top 29 Amazon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Amazon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Amazon conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Girl are you Amazon

    Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

  3. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  4. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet

  5. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  6. I have Amazon Prime.

  7. Are you my Amazon order?

    Because you’re a complete package.

  8. You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

  9. Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

    Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

  10. Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

    Cuz you are in my wishlist

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Are you the amazon forest?
Because you sure are on fire

Do you work for amazon ?

Because that kiss is prime.

Hey are you Amazon?

Because you have everything I want

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

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Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

Cos they don't ship you :(

I was going through my amazon wishlist and
Thought if i could add you to it?

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

Hey girl are you listed on Amazon?

Coz you're in every guy's wishlist. ;)

Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen

Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out

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Are you the amazon?

Cause you're lookin hot!

Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Are the amazon rainforest?

Because your hot fire

Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.