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Top 22 Amazon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Amazon chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  2. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  3. I have Amazon Prime.

  4. Are you the amazon rainforest?

    Because you're fucking hot

  5. You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

  6. Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

    Cuz you are in my wishlist

  7. Are you the amazon forest?

    Because you sure are on fire
    #prayforamazon

  8. Do you work for amazon ?

    Because that ass is prime.

  9. Are you an amazon prime customer ?

    Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

  10. Are you an amazon driver?

    Because i see you checking out my package.

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Hey girl, are you the Amazon
Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen

Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out

Are you the amazon?

Cause damn you're hot.

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

I'm so sorry for this

Damn girl are you the Amazon rainforest cause you're hot hot hot

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Are you the amazon?
Cause you're lookin hot!

Are the amazon rainforest?

Because your hot fire

Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot

Damn girl are you the Amazon

Because you’re on fire

I would swim 100 miles up the Amazon River with 50 kilogram weights tied to my scrotum, with nothing more than Ellen Degeneres’s queefs as my air supply, if it meant that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?

Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.