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Top 33 Amazon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Amazon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Girl are you Amazon

    Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

  3. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  4. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet

  5. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  6. I have Amazon Prime.

  7. Are you the amazon rainforest?

    Because you're fucking hot

  8. Are you my Amazon order?

    Because you’re a complete package.

  9. You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

  10. Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

    Cuz you are in my wishlist

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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?
Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

Are you the amazon forest?

Because you sure are on fire

Do you work for amazon ?

Because that ass is prime.

Hey are you Amazon?

Because you have everything I want

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I have a doubt. Are you from Amazon?

Coz they have replacements but there's none for you️

Just wrote a complaint to Amazon
Cos they don't ship you :(

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

Hey girl are you listed on Amazon?

Coz you're in every guy's wishlist. ;)

Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen

Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out

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My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

I'm so sorry for this

Damn girl are you the Amazon rainforest cause you're hot hot hot

Are you the amazon?

Cause you're lookin hot!

Damn girl are you the Amazon

Because you’re on fire

Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Are the amazon rainforest?

Because your hot fire

I would swim 100 miles up the Amazon River with 50 kilogram weights tied to my scrotum, with nothing more than Ellen Degeneres’s queefs as my air supply, if it meant that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?

Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.