Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

Are you Amazon, because I want to get in your Buy Box.

Are you a package handler because I need mine boxed

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Are you Amazon Fire? Because you are burning hot.

You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

Girl are you on Amazon? Because You are on my wishlist.

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

Are you Alexa? Because I want you in my life.

Babe are you Amazon FBA fullfillment center? Because I would like to load you up with my goods.

Girl, you do need no Amazon Smile, I will give you whatever money you want.

Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime? Because I would like to subscribe you and use you every day.

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

Cuz you are in my wishlist

Babe, do you work on Amazon, you must ship you and I together.

Babe, let's start our own Amazon original series.

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty is an unexplored wonder, fascinating and irresistibly Brazilian."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is diverse, precious and absolutely breath-taking to explore."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because my heart is burning with desire, and only you can put out the fire."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've discovered a new species."

Babe I work on database in Amazon, let me turn your Oh's into Aw's.

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, diverse, and make up a significant part of my world."

Are you the amazon forest?

Because you sure are on fire
#prayforamazon

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases by 20% due to deforestation."

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

"Like the Amazon River, my love for you runs deep and strong."

Do you work for amazon ?

Because that kiss is prime.

"Just like the Amazon, exploring your depth is my greatest adventure. Got any endangered species I should know about?"

AWS servers don't go down, but I do.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart rate increases like deforestation."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is as vast, wild and breathtakingly unexplored."

Babe, I got Amazon in my pocket. Come experience the wonders of my hot fire stick.

"I must be a capuchin monkey because I'm totally bananas for you, girl."

"Your beauty rivals the Amazon, vast, mysterious and impossible for me to not explore."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is as rare and captivating as its hidden wonders."

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty's a world treasure, in your eyes, I find an endless pleasure."

"Are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate goes 'Amazon-ly' fast!"

"Just like the Amazon rainforest, your beauty is a world wonder that leaves me breathlessly exploring."

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

Babe I don't want no Amazon Kindle, the only one that I want to Kindle is you.

"Just like the Amazon's mysteries, your eyes hold a world I'm eager to explore."

"Like the Amazon, you're alluringly mysterious, endlessly captivating, and too hot for anyone to resist."

Hey are you Amazon?

Because you have everything I want

Do you work at Amazon? Cause I've got a feeling me and you need to be shipped

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, I feel my oxygen levels going up."

"Are you the Amazon River? Because every time I see you, my heart flows with endless admiration."

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

"Girl, you're like the Amazon Rainforest - beautifully unique, wildly captivating, and irreplaceably precious."

"Your eyes are deeper and more mysterious than the secrets hidden in the Amazon rainforest."

"Just like Amazon, I've got Prime intentions of making you smile every single day."

"Girl, are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Cause every moment with you is a rare and beautiful discovery."

"Babe, if love was a jungle, you'd be my Amazon Rainforest – vast, unique and impossible to resist!"

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm discovering a new species."

"Just like the Amazon's hidden beauty, your allure keeps drawing me deeper into your enchanting mystery."

"Do we need a map? Cause I think we've got insane chemistry that could set even the Amazon on fire."

"Like the mysteries of the Amazon, every moment with you unravels a new adventure that captivates my heart."

"Is your name Rio? Because I can't help but lose myself in your Amazon eyes!"

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, steamy and full of life's mysteries I'm dying to discover."

"Are you from Brazil? Because every time I see you, I feel the Amazon rainforest in my heart."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every part of you seems mysterious, wild, and irresistibly exotic."

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

"Is your name Amazon? Because there's so much about you I want to explore, starting with that wild smile."

"Are you Amazon? Because I find everything I've been searching for in your eyes."

"Are you an exotic creature from the Amazon? Because I've never seen anything more wild and beautiful."

"Just like the rarest species in Amazon rainforest, there's no one else like you in this world."

"Are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Because every moment with you is a breathtaking adventure I never want to end."

"Is your smile an Amazon secret? Because it's more enchanting than the hidden treasures of the rainforest."

"Do you have a map to the Amazon Rainforest? Because I just got lost in your eyes."

I have a doubt. Are you from Amazon?

Coz they have replacements but there's none for you️

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is so rare, it sets my world on fire."

Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

Cos they don't ship you :(

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every moment I spend with you, I discover something new and breathtaking."

"Like the Amazon's hidden mysteries, each glance from you reveals a new adventure waiting to be explored."

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty is breathtakingly exotic and endlessly captivating."

"Is your name Amazon? Because I've been lost in your eyes like a rainforest and it's Prime time we met."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every part of you feels like an undiscovered paradise."

"Are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Because our chemistry is hotter than deforestation!"

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every moment without you feels like an unbearable deforestation."

"Like a rainforest queen, you're rare and exquisite, in your captivating charm, my heart is forever smitten."

"Are you a map of Brazil? Because every time I look at you, I lose myself in Amazon-azing beauty!"

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every moment with you is breathtakingly wild and passionately untamed."

I was going through my amazon wishlist and

Thought if i could add you to it?

"Is your name Amazon? Because even though you're a jungle, I am still Prime-ly interested in exploring you."

"Is your name Amazon? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's discovering a new species."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because I am losing my breath and it's definitely due to more than just deforestation."

"Just like the Amazon, there's a world of mystery in your eyes that I'm eager to explore."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because I can't help but get lost in your beauty."

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

"Are you an Amazon rainforest? Because your beauty is diverse, abundant and takes my breath away."

"Like the Amazon rainforest, you must be the greatest treasure on Earth."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every part of you is breathtakingly wild and remarkably beautiful."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because whenever I'm around you, I find myself breathless from all your natural beauty."

"Are you an Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, I discover something new and breathtakingly beautiful."

"Just like the Amazon rainforest, my love for you is undiscovered, vast, and always flourishing."

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every moment I lose with you feels like an oxygen deficit."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I think about you, I get a sudden increase in oxygen."

"Just like the Amazon, you've got my heart burning with desire."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every moment with you feels like discovering a rare, beautiful species."

"Just like the Amazon, you're a wonder of nature, your beauty, my dear, is the world's most captivating feature."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, like a gringo in the Amazon rainforest."

"Is your heart as adventurous as the Amazon? Because I'm ready to explore its depths."

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

"Like the Amazon Rainforest, you're a natural wonder that leaves me breathless."

"Did it hurt when you left the Amazon? Because you're more breathtaking than any rainforest view."

"Girl, if you were a tree in the Amazon Rainforest, you'd be an 'I-can't-live-without-you-tree'!"

"Are you from the Amazon Rainforest? Because your smile radiates more warmth than its sun-kissed canopy."

"Is your name Amazon? Because there's so much about you to explore, I might need a Prime membership."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I see you, my heart is set on fire."

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty is rich, untouched and gives life to my deepest desires."

"Are you from Brazil? Because my heart is lost in the Amazon of your eyes."

Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every moment I spend with you is breathtakingly unforgettable."

"In your eyes I see the rainforest's glow, more enchanting than any sight this earth could bestow."

Hey girl are you listed on Amazon?

Coz you're in every guy's wishlist. ;)

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Cause every time I look at you, my heart rate increases like its oxygen levels."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, I just can't help but breathe easier."

"Your beauty rivals that of the Amazon, vibrant, wild, and utterly captivating."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like its oxygen level just tripled."

"Just like the Amazon rainforest, your beauty is wild, mysterious and impossible to resist."

Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot

Are the amazon rainforest?

Because your hot fire