Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.

You got the online coupon to my heart.

Silica: It’s impossible to work hard for something you don’t enjoy.

All I think all day is how your name fits in my broad match keywords.

If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI.

If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

Kirito: Everybody can f***. It’s just a choice of whether you should.

I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter

I want to put my World Seed inside you. We would create whole new worlds together.

When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate.

You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.

Are you ready for my Last Attack to drop some sweet loot for me.

I love you more than Kirito loves Asuna.

Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Asuna: There is one thing I've learnt here. To keep doing your best, up until the very end.

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked 20 online.

Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.

Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more.

You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into PVC

Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience.

How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?

Kirito: I’m still going it alone on the front lines.

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.

Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.

Girl, want to check out my sword skills?

You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.

Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.

No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.

Kirito: My life belongs to you. I will stay with you until the end.

Are you a micro influencer? Because you got the power to convert.

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

No matter what, my heart is forever yours.

Kirito: The warmth of our bodies began to melt my frozen heart bit by bit.

Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it.

My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste?

Babe, do you want to check out my Monument of Life?

Kirito: No matter what, my heart will be forever yours and I will fight until the day I see you again.

When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?

Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight.

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny.

I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time.

Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10.

All conversion paths lead to you.

Kirito: It is pointless to question who someone really is. All you can do is to believe and accept.

My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending.

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

I will never abandon your shopping cart.

You got my conversion at first sight.

Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

Kirito: I am better at using swords than words.

Asuna: Life isn’t just doing things for yourself. It’s possible to live in such a way that other people’s happiness makes you happy too.

My sacred task is to use my sacred tongue in your Underworld.

You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter.

Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?

You hug me so tight, I'd lose my entire HP bar.

Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.

Kirito: If you cook it for me, I will let you have a bite.

"They call me James...James Bond, in the online dating world. But I'm still waiting for my license to thrill."

"As mysterious as the night, with eyes shining bright, your presence online is my day's ultimate delight."

"Even across screens, your vibe is captivating. How about we upgrade our pixels to a real-life coffee date?"

Maybe Evilphuck is actually a misunderstood genius, like a villain with a heart of gold. Or they just really like causing chaos in online games!

"Is there a rhythm in your heart that matches mine? Because every time you dance, our beats seem to align."

"Is your keyboard missing a key? Because my life didn't start to type until I met you online."

I am ready to go down to hunt in the Labyrinth of your dungeon.

"Haha, you're quite a character! What else do you enjoy doing besides posting cryptic messages online?"

"Is your status 'online'? Because my heart has been constantly refreshing since you appeared."

Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

"Are you taken online? Because you're the 'www' in my world - wonderful, winsome, and worth pursuing."

"Our chats are filled with laughs and smiles, want to give reality a chance and create some in-person smiles?"

Kirito: Levels are just numbers in this world. Strength is just an illusion. There are more important things.

"Can we take this online conversation AFK, where the connection is stronger and the lag non-existent?"

Kirito: No matter what, I promise I’ll protect all of you.

"If our music taste aligns as perfectly as our online connection, I can't wait to meet you in person."

"Are you my WIFI? Because I feel a strong connection and no one else gets me online like you do."

Babe, you are so hot you make my Tamed Monster wild again.

"If you're as good at romance as you are with school projects, then I'm about to ace my love life."

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

My love for you is an endless session duration.

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's stronger than my internet speed right now."

"Are you a red flag? Because you've got me seeing all the signs and I can't resist."

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

Kirito: I’d rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret.

I am in love with you at your title and description.

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

"Are you a lucky scratch card? Because every moment with you feels like hitting the jackpot!"

"You're the solution to all my problems, sweetheart. Can you be my homework too, so I can do you all night?"

"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...and by medicine I mean awkward online dating conversation!"

"Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because my Snapchat's heart just skipped a beat for you."

Babe, I have always thought I was a Solo Player, until I met you.

"If we were both browsers, I’d never hit 'back' because you’re the best thing I’ve found online."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for online and in my heart."

Haha, well, a little mystery is always intriguing. I like getting to know the real you, not just what's posted online.

"Our messages light up my day. What do you say we exchange smiles instead of emojis in person?"

"You're volunteering to help on my project? Well, I can't wait to explore the chemistry between us, academically and otherwise."

"Who needs Google when I have you? You're not just my online friend, you're my search engine for desire."

"Well, I promise to be the plot twist you didn't see coming in this saga of online matchmaking."

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection every time we chat online."

"We may have met online, but it feels like I've known your beautiful soul forever."

"We've gotten so close so quickly; it seems our hearts have better Wi-Fi than our devices."

You are much better than jailbait, you are my clickbait.

"You've captured my heart through a single screen, in this digital world, you're my queen."

Haha, well, lucky for you, the real me is even more charming than my online persona. Ready for the big reveal? 😉

Are you a magician? Every time you speak, you cast a spell on me with your voice.

Girl, I am not a cheater, I am no beater neither.

There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been 'searching' for, except your Snapchat ID."

"Can you help with my life project too? Because your intelligence just adds a sexy touch to everything you do."

"You're quiet in school but online, we're a dynamic duo. Could we try leveling up our connection in reality too?"

"Your words are sweet, as if from a dove, in this digital world, you've become my virtual love."

"I might need a study break, how about we trade theories over coffee and let chemistry take the lead?"

Kirito: There's just so much beauty in the world, you know!

Kirito: You stole my world and my heart. You are a king of thieves, alone upon a stolen throne.

"If your intellect was a class, I'd gladly fail just to retake it and spend more time learning about you."

So, what is the top conversion path to get you scream in bed?

"Working on this project with you, I realized my favorite subject is studying the art of your beauty."

"Your intelligence in this project is as attractive as your pictures, how about we make our chemistry more practical?"

If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy.

Sounds like your mum was onto something! I better watch out for those sneaky "free trials" online. Can't afford to be purged! 😂

Desperation has no space in my world! I'm all about genuine connections. What keeps you coming back for more in the online dating scene?

Are you a red flag? Because you're hard to miss and I can't help but be drawn to you.