All my dating campaigns have been worthwhile because I have reached you.

Asuna: Sometimes the things that matter the most are right in front of you.

Silica: It’s impossible to work hard for something you don’t enjoy.

You got the online coupon to my heart.

All I think all day is how your name fits in my broad match keywords.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate.

I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter

I want to put my World Seed inside you. We would create whole new worlds together.

Kirito: Everybody can f***. It’s just a choice of whether you should.

I love you more than Kirito loves Asuna.

You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.

Are you ready for my Last Attack to drop some sweet loot for me.

Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value.

Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Asuna: There is one thing I've learnt here. To keep doing your best, up until the very end.

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked 20 online.

Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience.

How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?

You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into PVC

Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more.

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.

Kirito: I’m still going it alone on the front lines.

Girl, want to check out my sword skills?

Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.

You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.

Kirito: My life belongs to you. I will stay with you until the end.

No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.

Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.

Are you a micro influencer? Because you got the power to convert.

No matter what, my heart is forever yours.

And I will fight until the day I see you again.

Babe, do you want to check out my Monument of Life?

My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste?

Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it.

Kirito: The warmth of our bodies began to melt my frozen heart bit by bit.

When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue.

Kirito: No matter what, my heart will be forever yours and I will fight until the day I see you again.

Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny.

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?

I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight.

Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10.

Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time.

My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending.

Kirito: It is pointless to question who someone really is. All you can do is to believe and accept.

All conversion paths lead to you.

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

You got my conversion at first sight.

Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

I will never abandon your shopping cart.

Asuna: Life isn’t just doing things for yourself. It’s possible to live in such a way that other people’s happiness makes you happy too.

Kirito: I am better at using swords than words.

My sacred task is to use my sacred tongue in your Underworld.

Kirito: All this time, I seriously thought that it’s better to die than to live your life alone.

Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?

You hug me so tight, I'd lose my entire HP bar.

Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

Kirito: If you cook it for me, I will let you have a bite.