Top 50 Computer Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Computer pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Computer tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl, are you a computer?
Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?
Idk but I tried googling it
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You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
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I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?
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Meeting you was F8.
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No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.
Working short computer pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?
Child, overclock my processor.
Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?
Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...
I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.
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Baby, you over clock my processor.
If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.
What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?
Girl, you must be my computer fan
Cause your curves are just unnatural
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?
Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.
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Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
Hey girl,are you a computer?
Because I wanna install my hardware in you
Girl, are you a computer mouse?
Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.
You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
Are you my computer?
Because you're my type of model
Are you familiar with computer science?
Cause you sure turn my software into hardware
Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...
Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.
Are u a computer genuis ?🤩
Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵
I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.
You can toggle my analog stick any time.
Girl, are you a computer engineer?
Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.
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Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....
I wanna know what turns you on.
Are you a computer virus?
Because I think ILOVEYOU
Are you a computer, girl?
Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.
Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.
Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
If you were a computer file...
You'd be an exe-CUTE-able
Are you a computer?
Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
Are you my computer after 2 hours of gaming?
Cuz you are reeeeaally hot
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
Are you a computer?
Because I wanna turn you on.
How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?
“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
Nerdy one
This came to me in a dream
Guy: are you good at math?
Girl: no
Guy: do you know computers?
Girl: yes
Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Computer phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.