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Top 50 Computer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Computer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Computer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  3. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

  4. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  5. Meeting you was F8.

  6. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  7. Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

  8. Child, overclock my processor.

  9. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

  10. You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!


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Working computer pickup lines

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

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If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

Girl, you must be my computer fan

Cause your curves are just unnatural

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

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Working Computer tinder opener

Girl, are you a computer mouse?

Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Are you my computer?

Because you're my type of model

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

You can toggle my analog stick any time.

Girl, are you a computer engineer?

Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....

I wanna know what turns you on.