Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

Child, overclock my processor.

Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

Baby, you over clock my processor.

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

Girl, you must be my computer fan

Cause your curves are just unnatural

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

Hey girl,are you a computer?

Because I wanna install my hardware in you

Girl, are you a computer mouse?

Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

Are you a computer keyboard? Because I'd love to press your buttons and see what happens.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again, this time with my WiFi signal stronger?"

Are you a computer? Because my interest in you just went from "like" to "wow such love."

Are you a computer virus? Because you're infecting my heart with love.

"If your smile was a program, it could crash any computer, because it's far too stunning to handle."

You shine brighter than the glow of the computer screen, making this workplace a beautiful dream.

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you've caught my attention and I'm hooked on your beauty!"

Are you a computer screen? Because my eyes are stuck on your pixels.

Are you a computer program? Because your beauty has hacked into my heart's firewall.

"Are you a software update? Because since I've seen you, my heart won't stop reminding me it's time for an upgrade."

"Well darling, all I've been thinking is that even Google couldn't compute your unique blend of charm."

Are you a computer? Because every time I look at you, my algorithms get all jumbled up!

"Are you a component in Siemens' global supply chain? Because my world wouldn't run as efficiently without you."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's making me want to stay close to you.

"You must be a computer virus, because you're crashing my hard drive with your captivating beauty."

"If your beauty were a plugin, any computer would crash trying to handle its charm."

"Just like a computer without RAM, my life wouldn't function properly without you."

Are you a computer? Because I think my "fetch" algorithm just found its match!

Are you a computer? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to reboot.

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

Are you a computer program? Because we both have a Master's in Copy & Paste!

Last chat message: "So you're a software engineer? Can you fix my laptop?"

"Oh, I work on computers, not miracles, Juliana! But I'd happily give it a try, you know?"

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're just my type in Roblox and real life!

Are you a computer? Because you've got me feeling like I need a reboot.

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

"Are you a computer? Because I'd definitely give you some time to process my love."

"In this vast world so mute, your cuteness remains absolute, is it fate we must compute, or just my heart's tribute?"

Your smile is like a computer virus, infecting my mind with thoughts of you all the time.

"Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're just my type, even though I keep hitting the wrong keys."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I compile again?"

You can toggle my analog stick any time.

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been analyzing all day, but can't seem to solve the mystery of your dance."

“Are you a computer? Because you take time to process and I’m ready to be your forever software.”

"Girl, you must be a coding script, because you just keep running through my mind."

"Are you a computer? Because my heart just crashed and I need your help to reboot it."

"Do you wear glasses too? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I see my code's perfect syntax reflection."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, just like my code when I debug!"

"Are you my computer screen? Because I can't seem to stop staring at you."

Are you a computer program? Because your beauty is unmatched, my RAM is full of love for you.

Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....

I wanna know what turns you on.

"Are you a fishing line? Because you've caught my heart while I was coding my feelings for you!"

"Studying Siemens' energy systems made me realize, you light up my world more than any power grid could."

Are you a computer technician? Because you've got me feeling hot and in need of a good fix.

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection even though you're clearly out of my league."

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

Are you a computer? Because you've hacked into my heart with your beauty and smarts.

"Ever heard of a smooth operator? Well, I can't fix your computer, but I sure can make your heart reboot!"

Are you a computer virus?

Because I think ILOVEYOU

"I'm your Joey alright! But instead of sandwiches, I'm addicted to dad jokes. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!"

Are you a computer? Because my brain just froze every time I see you.

"As a computer program, I can't feel love. But whenever I run your algorithm, my CPU heats up."

Ha! If I were AI, I’d definitely be programmed to make you laugh. Unfortunately, I don’t compute jokes as well as I do snacks!

"Are you a computer? Because you just upgraded my software from Windows 95 to Macbook Pro."

Are you a computer, girl?

Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.

Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

"Are you a coding algorithm? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart beats in a loop."

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

"Are you a secret code? Because I'm willing to crack you open and uncover all your mysteries."

Are you a computer? Because you just made my heart skip a byte.

"Do you love exploring cafés? Cause I've been looking for a latte and it seems like you might be my perfect blend."

Are you a computer? Because you've got my circuits spinning faster than a glitchy robot!

Are you a computer program? Because in every code, you're the one I'd never hack erase.

Are you a computer virus? Because you've infected my heart with affection and desire.

Are you a computer? Because you've got my software up and running in all the right places.

"Is your DNA made of adenine? Because I'm feeling the urge to pair with you, dancing through life's complexities together."

"Your computer might crash with this plugin but your charm could reboot any system in a heartbeat."

Are you a computer?

Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

Are you a computer? Because you've got my heart stuck in an infinite loop of admiration.

Are you a computer? Because every time I see you, my heart crashes and needs a reboot.

"If I were a computer, I'd need a new keyboard every time you smile at me."

"Our chemistry might be theoretical in the lab, but what about exploring new flavors over coffee or wine tonight?"

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

"Are you a string? Because I can't seem to find a method to replace you in my heart()."

"Do you like beer? Because I can code us a romantic night while we fish for some love!"

"Studying Siemens' energy system can be complex, but with you, even the most complicated algorithm seems simple."

"Are you a coding challenge? Because my heart keeps throwing 'undefined' not found, every time I see you."

"Are we in a global supply chain? Because I feel a strong connection between us, just like Siemens' networks."

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

"Are you a computer? Because every time I edit myself, I keep saving the best version for you!"

"Are you a string? Because you've got my heart caught up in a never-ending loop of admiration."

Are you a computer monitor? Because every time I look at you, my world becomes more colorful.

"Are you my new software? Because without an update, my life system feels incomplete."

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

"Just like how studying Computer Energy Systems is integral to understanding Siemens, knowing you is essential to my happiness."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in my next coding assignment?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine...after I reboot my courage drive?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in Python?"

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you've got all the keys to my heart.

Are you a computer? Because every time I see you, my heart crashes with excitement.

Are you a computer whiz? Because every time I look at you, my heart skips a byte.

"Are you a bug in my code? Because I just can't stop looking at you until I've figured you out."

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're definitely my type... full of keys! 😄

"Ever explored the global supply chain circuit of Siemens? Let's navigate it together over coffee, perhaps?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this computer nerd has been searching for."

"Are you a coding algorithm? Because I just can't seem to crack the code to your heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a Programming Partner."

Are you a computer? Because you've definitely got my hard drive spinning.

"Are you a software update? Because ever since I saw you, my system's been feeling brand new."

Are you a computer?

Because I wanna turn you on.

"Like a computer without its favorite plugin, I'm incomplete without your enchanting presence."

Are you a computer? Because you've just crashed into my thoughts and left me mesmerized.

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my glasses prescription."

"Are you a 2001 computer virus? Because you've definitely infected my heart drive."

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

This came to me in a dream

Guy: are you good at math?
Girl: no
Guy: do you know computers?
Girl: yes
Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Can I do a p**... test on your back door?

Are you a computer?

Because I’d like to put my usb stick in your slot and transfer my data.

Are you a computer program?

Because you auto-complete me, and I'm totally into your algorithmic charm!