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Top 50 Computer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Computer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  3. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  4. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

  5. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  6. Meeting you was F8.

  7. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  8. Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

  9. Child, overclock my processor.

  10. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

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Baby, you over clock my processor.

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

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You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

You can toggle my analog stick any time.

Girl, are you a computer engineer?

Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....

I wanna know what turns you on.

Are you a computer, girl?

Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.

Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.