50 Computer Pick Up lines

Here are 50 computer pick up lines for her and flirty computer rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about computer that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your computer rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny computer pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty computer joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Computer Pickup Lines

A good Computer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, are you a computer?

Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?
Meeting you was F8.
No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

Short and cute computer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about computer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

Child, overclock my processor.

Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

Cheesy computer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Baby, you over clock my processor.

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

Girl, you must be my computer fan

Cause your curves are just unnatural

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

Corny computer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Computer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl,are you a computer?

Because I wanna install my hardware in you

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

Girl, are you a computer mouse?

Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Are you my computer?
Because you're my type of model

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

You can toggle my analog stick any time.

Girl, are you a computer engineer?

Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

A good computer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Computer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....

I wanna know what turns you on.

Are you a computer virus?

Because I think ILOVEYOU

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

Are you a computer, girl?

Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.

If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

Are you a computer?

Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

Are you my computer after 2 hours of gaming?

Cuz you are reeeeaally hot

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Are you a computer?

Because I wanna turn you on.

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

This came to me in a dream

Guy: are you good at math?
Girl: no
Guy: do you know computers?
Girl: yes
Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Computer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Computer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.