You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

Are you Ahri cause you're charming.

Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.

I like the color of your fireball.

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

My love for you burns like Din's Fire.

I'd love to have your castle in my princess.

Just call me a Goron because I want to roll around with you.

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

Are you a phoenix, 'cause you look like you wanna get down.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

Even when you're pixelated, you're sexy.

If you were a L'cie would I be your focus?

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

I want you to clear all my jelly.

I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.

With me, there's always a round 3.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.

You. Me. Minecraft. Tonight.

You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

I have your weapon right here baby.

Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

Want to see my epic wand?

One team is red the other is blue my favorite team is the one that had you!

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

Let me play with you beam sword.

If you don’t like me, I can change.

Can I detach your turret?

You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

Hey baby, you make my sword go skyward.

Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

Are we playin capture the flag, cuz id love to take you back to my base.

I'd like to roll you over my barrel.

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

Hey baby are you a slimeball?

Cause you make my piston sticky.

This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

Is your name yorick? Cuz Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

Is it just me or are you a ghost, because i just wanna gobble you up?

Ay girl, I am gonna explore your dungeon.

You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

Being around you I'm as helpless as upgrading my lab and both heroes at the same time in a war clan.

Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?

You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.

Your Cho is so enormous!

Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

I feel like a plasma grenade, because I'm stuck to you babe.

Is your name Annie? Because I just got First Blood.

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

I'm a pro with my s**.... Come here and I'll let you try.

Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

You're giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you're hotter than the Sagolii.

My favourite ore in this game isn't the diamond, but your heart.

When I get done with you girl, you'll be saying "Wow Kahn".

Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

Are you a Loftwing? Because you've got me flyin' high.

Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.

Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

I wanna Dash Straight into your heart.

Are you a creeper?

Because you blow my mind.

Can I invade your village?

I would Skyward Strike in your sacred temple.

Hey bby I want you to install your texture pack.

Girl, you must be tired cause you've been Temple Running' through my mind all night.

Hey baby, your soul is mine!

Are you a storage chest?

cuz i wanna put my junk in your trunk.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Would you like to pilot my pillar of autumn?

Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?

Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.

Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.

You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

I just shot you with the DMR, now you have to say yes.

Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

Come back to my place and I'll make your bow quiver with my arrow.

You're the Rinoa to my Squall. The Tifa to my Cloud. The Yuna to my Tidus.

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

The flow of time is cruel, but only because one day it will separate me and you...

Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman.

I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.

Girl your so fine, I'll play you a song on my ocrina of time...

You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

Wanna to spin around on my Blitzballs?

Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.

Are you a Kokiri? Because your beauty seems ageless.

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

Are you a castrum? Cuz I wanna get inside you.

Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

Hey baby, I got a 100+ Chain on the Dreadnought Leviathan alone.

Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.

Am I block, and are you an enderman?

Because you picked me up right away!

Any suggestions for a good defense?

Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

Baby our relationship are like a full Wrathful set in an arena: unstoppable.

I can learn Frogsong, you can be my princess.

I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

I'll break your limit.

Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

I'll be the life to your candy crush.