Top 9 nintendo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Nintendo chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Do you like Nintendo?

   Cause Wii would look good together.

2. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

3. If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

4. Are you a Nintendo Switch?

   Cause then you could share the joy.

5. He girl are you a nintendo

   Because i want to put my d in your ass

6. Are you a nintendo character?

   Because I'd invite you to smash ;)

7. Want to smash?

   Girl: ?????
   you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*

8. Oh, you work for Nintendo?

   Wii u go out with me?

9. Hey girl, are you the Power Glove accessory for the popular video game console Nintendo Entertainment System?

   Because you’re fucking useless.