Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

Hey baby, you make my sword go skyward.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

Are you a Loftwing? Because you've got me flyin' high.

Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

Come back to my place and I'll make your bow quiver with my arrow.

The flow of time is cruel, but only because one day it will separate me and you...

Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

Are you a Kokiri? Because your beauty seems ageless.

Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.

I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

I'll play Epona's Song and ride you all night long.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night.

Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.

Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

Are you the Twilight? Because you turn me into an animal.

I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

It's dangerous to go alone, so take me.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hey can I let my sacred stones near your gate of time?

Are you a Pegasus seed? You make my heart race.

I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

I think you might be the final piece to my heart container.

Are you using din’s fire because you’re burning me up.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Wanna come back to my place and see my long shot?

Is your name Zelda? Because you just gave me a Skyward Sword!

Are you a Mystery seed? because you are an enigma.

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?

I know your name isn't Zelda, but I'll put my master sword in your temple of time.

I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

When I look in your eyes, I get more lost than I get in the shadow temple.

I might as well call you the Gerudo Fortress cause there's only one person allowed to come inside of you. Me.

Want to see my fully charged skyward strike?

Sup, bae. I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

I need my lens of truth because you seem like a dream!

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

I'll be the Link to your heart, my Princess.

Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!

Want to see my Hidden Skills?

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

Baby, I don't need the Song Of Storms to make you wet.

I don't need the Pendant of Wisdom to know you're the one for me.

Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.

Hey, girl. Let me put my sword in your Temple of Time.

I'll put my Master Sword in your Temple of Time.

Girl, you got me harder than the Water Temple.

Is your name Zelda? Because you sure look like a princess to me.

"Like Link in Zelda, I'd face any creepypasta to find a treasure as captivating as you."

"In the Legends of Zelda, you'd be my precious heart container, for your beauty is a captivating tale, no creepypasta can alter."

"Like a Zelda quest in moonlight's cast, your charm outshines any creepypasta's past."

Baby, you're the Master sword to my Hero of Time.

"Our love story could rival the Legend of Zelda; you are my quest and I'm ready to dive deep."

"Are you a Legend of Zelda quest? Because your beauty is an adventure I'd brave any creepy pasta for."

You play Legend of Zelda right?

You tryna Link?