If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

If I was Mario, you would be my only star. 

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Let me level you up.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

Girl, you make my balls on fire like some Mario fireballs.

"Are you a power-up? Because whenever I see you, my life level instantly increases!"

Haha, who needs to be a virgin when you can be a pro at Mario Kart? Ready for a challenge?

Are you a blue shell? Because you're stunning and always leaving my heart racing.

Haha, maybe I'm secretly the evil twin you never knew you had! Or maybe just really good at Mario Kart. 🎮😈

Is your name Yoshi? Because you just helped me level up in love.

"Just like Mario, I'm on a quest; except my princess isn't in another castle, she's standing right here."

Challenge accepted! But fair warning, I have a secret weapon - I rarely let anyone beat me at Mario Kart.

"Is your name Mario? Because I can't help but want to level up our chemistry in every dimension."

"I know we're like Bowser and Mario at school, but online, we're more like Mario and Princess Peach. What do you say?"

"Luigi got nothin' on you, gorgeous. With those glasses and fiery streaks, you turn my world into a 1-Up Mushroom."

"Nah, I'm more like a Super Mario girl. I prefer jumping on turtles than slaying dragons."

"They say love is a game, so can I be the 'Mario' to your 'Princess Peach'? Just promise not to kidnap yourself."

"Lenor, if you were a Power-Up, you’d definitely be the one that makes life an adventure!"

"Your red streaks outshine any power-up from Mario, and believe me, you make math seem more interesting than Luigi's adventures."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with my Mario Kart?"

"Hey Lenor, are you the Princess? Because you’ve just leveled up my heart with your Mario skills!"

Are you Princess Peach? Because I'd gladly rescue you from any castle, no matter how many Bowser's are in there!

Are you a Goomba? Because you've got me jumping for joy like Mario on a flagpole.

"Well, who said I'm not up for a challenge? Plus, I've never met a kid who can beat me at Mario Kart!"

Are you a Yoshi egg? Because I want you to hatch into my heart.

Are you Princess Peach? Because I'd jump over barrels to save you!

"Are you Princess Peach? Because I'd cross any castle to rescue a heart as golden as yours."

You must be Princess Peach, because you've stolen my heart with your charm and grace.

"Your red streaks outshine Mario's fireballs. How about we level up this game together, minus the maths and Tenzin?"

You must be a star in Mario Kart, because you've got me racing for your heart.

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

Are you Mario? Because I'd jump over Koopas just to get to your heart.

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Are you a banana peel? Because every time I see you, I can't help but fall for you.

"In a game of Super Mario, you'd be the ultimate power-up. With you, I feel invincible."

"If I were a Koopa Troopa, I'd let you stomp on me any day."

"Are you a power-up, Lenor? Because every time I see you, my heart levels up!"

Are you a plumber? Because you've unclogged my pipes more efficiently than Mario ever could!

Do you like playing Mario?

Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

"You in that white dress is like a power-up in Mario Kart - definitely taking my breath away."

"Are you a Goomba? Because you make my mushroom grow bigger than Mario's!"

"Are you a Super Star from Mario? Because your presence instantly lights up my world."

"Are you Princess Peach? Because with your smiles, you keep drawing me into another level of the game!"

"Is your name Aurellia? Because like Mario Kart, you've got me racing for your heart."

"Lenor, if you can conquer Mario levels like you conquer my heart, we’d make the ultimate team!"

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

"Hey beautiful, forget about Tenzin and math, let's add some extra red to those streaks while we play Mario and Luigi together."

Are you a Super Mushroom? Because every time I see you, I grow bigger and stronger.

Are you a Goomba? Because you just stomped on my heart and now I can't stop thinking about you.

"Is your name Mario? Because you've just leveled up my heart in this theater of life."

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Hey girl are you a mario

Cause I wanna kill you

Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.

Wanna ride my Yoshi?

Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.

Girl are you Princess Peach? Because I want to be your Mario.

Girl are you really Princess Peach? Because I want to find out what you really taste like.

Girl being with you is not just a journey, it's an Odyssey, I am in for the long haul.

Do you prefer t**... dashing or just stumping?

Let's get to the next level girl, I am ready for the challenge. How about the level with the bed?

Girl, I can Thwomp you all night long.

Girl, like Mario, I would topple empires to get to you.

Girl, you got the keys to my heart.

Girl, you have given my Lil Bro wings, are you ready to see it fly?

Girl, you turn this little wiggler in my pants into bad Pokey.

Girl, your beauty had turned me into a Shy Guy.

I am as high as Super Mario, and I can show you a great time.

I am good at fitting into tight spots, would you want a test?

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

I could play Princess Peach for hours.

I don't care what color you are, I could hop on you all the same just like Yoshi.

I have traveled worlds, lived many lives, and collected many gold coins. Will you be with me?

I just popped a Super Star, I am gonna make you have a good time in the last 60 seconds.

I save woman all the time, and tonight I will save you.

I want to lower the flag on your pole.

I would love to make some Koopalings with you.

I would travel everywhere and find all secrets to be with you.

I'd rather ride you than Yoshi babe.

I'd run all over the map to catch a star like you.

I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

Let's hop on that rainbow road and enjoy the amazing ride.

Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing?

My princess is in this castle. And I am here to conquer it.

No matter what castle you are in, I will destroy all my enemies for you.

No matter what Mario levels you make, I will always complete them.

People call me the Doctor, Doctor Mario.

Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.

So, how many coins will it take for you to sleep with me?

That's some nice pipe you got there. Mind if I go deep and see where that leads us?

Want to know when people call me Super? Let me show you in bed girl.

Why do they call you Princess Peach? When all you got are melons.

You are the hat to my Mario, I cannot live without you.

You are the powerup to me being Super Mario, you have made everything possible.

You can play Mario all night long and I could play you instead.

You have opened the doors to my heart.

Let's recreate that o**... finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

My passion for you is like the Lava in Bowser's Castle.

Hey babe, which ever path you want to take, we are going to the end.

Are you ready for a new world?

Girl I heard you like to explore? How about tonight we explore some of those secret exits that are hard to find?

Girl you just gave me a 1-up in my pants.

I could Boo you from behind all night long.

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

If I was Mario, would you be my Peach?

Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue. Press start to join and you will be my player two.

I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?

Boo, I want a piece of you.

You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

Are you a mushroom because you are so gorgeous.

Babe, I am ready to travel deep in your Sweet Sweet Canyon.

Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.

Babe, want to see how I could turbo dash you to the finish?

Check out my golden Mario.

Could you swallow like the Chain Chomp?

Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?

Girl I got gold.

Girl I know how to work my kart, I can get in and out of any tight spots.

Girl I'll travel to the end of Rainbow Road with you, because you are a worthy treasure.

Girl, am I accelerating too fast for you?

Girl, I know how to Rocket Start you by pushing at the exact time.

Girl, I will eat you out like Potted Piranha Plants.

Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.

Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.