Top 50 Mario Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mario pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mario conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'd love to have your castle in my princess.

2. I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm will to try again for you.

3. If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.

4. Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

5. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

6. Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.

7. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

8. You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

9. If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

10. You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

Funny mario pickup lines

Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...

If I was Mario, you would be my only star. 

Let me level you up.

Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Hey girl are you a mario

Cause I wanna kill you

Wanna ride my Yoshi?

Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.

Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.

Mario is red Sonic is blue

Will you be my player 2 ?

Girl, your beauty had struck lightning on me.

Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.

You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.