50 Mario Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Mario rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about mario, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Mario Pickup Lines

A good Mario hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm will to try again for you.
If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.

Short and cute mario pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mario are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...

If I was Mario, you would be my only star.

Cheesy mario Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Let me level you up.

Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

Corny mario Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Mario conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, you make my balls on fire like some Mario fireballs.

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Do you like playing Mario?

Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

An interesting title
Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe

Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Hey girl are you a mario

Cause I wanna kill you

Wanna ride my Yoshi?

Mario is red Sonic is blue

Will you be my player 2 ?

Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.

Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.

Girl, am I accelerating too fast for you?

A good mario Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Mario hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl I'll travel to the end of Rainbow Road with you, because you are a worthy treasure.

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Girl I know how to work my kart, I can get in and out of any tight spots.

Girl I got gold.

I could Boo you from behind all night long.

Girl you just gave me a 1-up in my pants.

Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?

Could you swallow like the Chain Chomp?

No lava in Bowser's Castle is going to stop me from getting to you.

Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.

Check out my golden Mario.

Babe, want to see how I could turbo dash you to the finish?

Girl I heard you like to explore? How about tonight we explore some of those secret exits that are hard to find?

My love for you is like the Mario Circuit, it's always there.

Let's race, I promise I'll take you to the finish first.

Let's make our bedroom game more fun with these Mystery Boxes.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mario love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mario chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.