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Top 50 Santa Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Santa pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Santa tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If someone tries to kidnap you

    Please don't resist, or Santa won't be able to deliver my gift.

  2. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  3. Send me a selfie so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

  4. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  5. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  6. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  7. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

  8. If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

  9. Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

    He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

  10. Can I take a picture of you real quick?

    I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas


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But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

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Hey girl, can I take a photo of you?

So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?
Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.

Hey Girl, can I have a picture of yours

So that I can let Santa know what exactly I want for christmas

If Santa is not coming tonight hit me up,i sure can.

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

Hey babes , i can be your Santa. will u be my hoe hoe hoe ?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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I have more of a Santa Maria than a Pinta if you know what I mean.

Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

Girl you are so precious, that Santa wants you as a present.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.