The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Santa Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Santa chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  2. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  3. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  4. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

  5. If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

  6. But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

  7. Can i take a picture of you?

    Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

  8. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

  9. I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

  10. Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

    Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

santa pickup line
What is a Santa pickup line?

Funny santa pickup lines

Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

I have more of a Santa Maria than a Pinta if you know what I mean.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?

Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Can I have you're photo?

.... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

I'm not Santa Clause but

I'd still eat your cookie

Come sit on Santa's lap...

And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

Hey are you Santa

Cause I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you

Hey are you Santa?

Cus I wanna b ure ho

Roses are red, Violets are violets

My name ain't santa,but enjoy sitting on my lap. Yay :p

Santa and Me are alike

We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads

I’m not Santa Clause

But i’ll still get inside your chimney and drop of a present

Are you Santa?

Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

Hey girl. Are you my secret Santa?

Because I want to give it to you but I don't want to know your name.

Are you santa claus?

Because you a hoe hoe hoe

Do you still believe in Santa?

Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else