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Top 50 Santa Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Santa pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Santa conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If someone tries to kidnap you

    Please don't resist, or Santa won't be able to deliver my gift.

  2. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  3. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  4. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  5. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  6. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

  7. If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

  8. Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

    He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

  9. Can I take a picture of you real quick?

    I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

  10. But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

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Funny santa pickup lines

Can i take a picture of you?
Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

Hey girl, can I take a photo of you?

So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

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Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

I have more of a Santa Maria than a Pinta if you know what I mean.

Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?

Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Can I take your picture?

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"

Are you Santa?

Because I’d let you come down my chimney