Top 11 Sandy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sandy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sandy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Call me spongebob

   Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

2. Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

3. Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

4. Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

   Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

5. Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

   Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

6. Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

   Because I want to shoot kids in you.

7. Are you sandy from spongbob

   Because you got nice cheeks

8. Hey girl,If i were Obama.

   Are u the sandy hook school shooting?
   Cause i am really feeling a connection.

9. Is your name Sandy hook?

   Cuz I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you

10. Hey girl are you sandy from spongebob

    Cause you’ll always have my nuts in your mouth.

Funny sandy pickup lines

Are you a mermaid ?


Because I will happily be Sandy just to be with you !