Top 50 Hurricane Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hurricane chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

2. Are you hurricane Irma?

   Because I feel my peninsula being sucked in

3. Are you a hurricane?

   Because I wanna be in your eye for the rest of your life.

4. Are you a weeping angel?

5. Baby, make sure you've got enough sandbags, because the storm isn't the only one that's going to be flooding your basement.

6. Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

7. Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

8. Do I make you saturated?

9. Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

10. Do you want to collect my precipitation?

Funny hurricane pickup lines

Do you want to make out in the rain?

Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection.

Feel the rush of my monsoon!

Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

I bet I can increase your dew point!

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

I'd like to get on your waterspout.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.