Top 50 Hurricane Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hurricane pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hurricane conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

2. Are you a hurricane?

   Cause you are wild and leave things wet.

3. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

4. Are you hurricane Irma?

   Because I feel my peninsula being sucked in

5. I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

   So you could blow me

6. Would you mind if I acted like a category 5 hurricane?

   Where i keep blowing even after your knees give out.

7. Are you a hurricane?

   Because I wanna be in your eye for the rest of your life.

8. Do I make you saturated?

9. Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

10. Do you want to collect my precipitation?

Funny hurricane pickup lines

Do you want to make out in the rain?

Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection.

Feel the rush of my monsoon!

Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

I bet I can increase your dew point!

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

I'd like to get on your waterspout.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

If you want to taste the rainbow, let's go back to my place.