Top 25 Solar Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Solar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Solar conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. How many planets are in a solar system?

   Her: 8
   
   Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

2. Why would I need to know about the solar system?

   My whole world revolves around you.

3. Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

4. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

5. It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

6. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

7. I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.

8. I'm like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.

9. There's only seven planets left!

   Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

10. You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

    Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Funny solar pickup lines

Would you like to come over and see my solar panels?

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

I'd like to do Astronomy

And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)

Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.

Hey girl, are you a solar eclipse?

Because I want to stare directly at you.

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.
Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

I must be the solar system

Because I need Uranus

Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day OR because I'm blinded with beauty.

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

You must be the seventh planet in the solar system, because I love Uranus.

Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.