20 Nuclear Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Nuclear rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about nuclear, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Nuclear Pickup Lines

A good Nuclear hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, the only thing stronger than Russian nuclear power are my feelings for you
Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.
Are you an overheating nuclear reactor?

Cos I wanna stick my control rod in you
Are you ghost?Because you are...the nuclear option.

Short and cute nuclear pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nuclear are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You so hot, Nuclear launch detected.

Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

Hey girl I want you to be my submarine

Because i want to put my nuclear intercontinental ballistic missile in your missile launch facility

You are the coolant to my nuclear heart ;^)

I thought of this while having an existential crisis *h a*

Are you nuclear apocalypse?

Because I fallout

I must be a nuclear reactor
Because I need U

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

Cheesy nuclear Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Dang, that protein looks like the right configuration for my nuclear pores.

You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survivie a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

Are you an iridium nuclear-energy cell/ hydrogen fuel cell? Because I can't live without you.

Are you single? Because I'd love to start a non-nuclear family with you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nuclear love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nuclear chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.