Top 17 Nuclear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nuclear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

2. Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

3. Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

4. Are you graphite from reactor no.4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in 1986?

   Cuz ur hot af, damn

5. Are you an overheating nuclear reactor?

   Cos I wanna stick my control rod in you

6. Is your father a nuclear scientist?

   Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

7. You are the coolant to my nuclear heart ;^)

   I thought of this while having an existential crisis *h a*

8. They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

9. Are you nuclear apocalypse?

   Because I fallout

10. 1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

    2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.
    
    1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.
    
    2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.
    
    1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.
    
    2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.
    
    1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.
    
    2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.
    
    1. Ouch.

Funny nuclear pickup lines

I must be a nuclear reactor
Because I need U

Damn, are you nuclear fission?

Cause you got my reactor goin

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. 

Are you an iridium nuclear-energy cell/ hydrogen fuel cell? Because I can't live without you.

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survivie a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?