Top 44 Iron Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Iron chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Aye girl are u a banana

   Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH
   
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2. Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

3. I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

4. Yo girl, call me Iron Man, cuz I've got a setting for cotton, polyester, and rayon.

5. You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.

6. If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

7. If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.

8. The suits made out of gold titanium alloy, the iron is referring to something else.

9. My 9-iron is 12 inches.

10. Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Funny iron pickup lines

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)

You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)

Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)

When I saw you I became Iron Man.

For Valentine's Day, I'll give you my arc! (Iron Man)

You're so hot, you're breaking my circuits! (Iron Man)

Will you be my Iron Woman?

If you'll be my Pepper Potts, I'll be your Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Wanna polish my iron?

I wanna be a super hero, guess my name?

I’ve thought about Spider-Man, Batman, Iron man, Superman.....


But I think I want to be Your man

Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

Baby you turn my bronze into iron!

Babe! I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.

I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)

If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

Are you iron?

Because I want to pump some

You must be my iron deficiency..

Because i keep falling for you.

I’m low on iron

Let me suck you dry?

Girl, are you anemic?

Cause I could be your Iron Man

Are you a waffle iron???

Cause I want to put my dick in you

Are you an iron pill?

'Cause I have anemia.

I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.

My cast-iron skillet could really use some love. Can you help?