I’m not Fred Flintstone

But I bet I could make your bed rock

Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

Are you Medusa?

Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

Let’s rock n roll

Let's put a rock on your finger.

Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Wanna be a metamorphosed magnesium-rock?

Because you’d be (Mg, Fe²⁺)₂(Mg, Fe²⁺)₅Si₈O₂₂(OH)₂ with me.

Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.

Are you Bonnie?

Because you've got me feeling all wound up, ready to rock and roll with you.

Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

I'm gonna rock your New World!

Hey girl are you Chris rock?

Cause I wanna smack the shit out of you.

Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

If you were Gerald, I'd let you stay on the rock.

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.

Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

I know how to party, because I will rock your boat tonight.

Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

Are you a metamorphic rock, because I am going to turn you on according to varying temperature and pressure.

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

Babe does your p**... have a secret blend of 11 herbs & spices? Because I'd like to rock my chicken inside your cooker.

Babe, you need no protection when you got my bolts.

Are you a mud rock, because you sure look fine to me.

Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

Call me Galena, because I'll leave residue all over your fingers

I am just a small rock before I met you. Your love has made me bigger and boulder.

Are you an ingenious rock, because I want to date you.

Babe you ever fell? Well you will soon be a true screamer tonight.

Baby you got the perfect route for me.

Do not be on the rocks, be on my bed instead.

Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

Of all the rocks in all the mountains. I'd pick you.

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.

Girl, is your name Roxas? Because you're rocking that ass.

Hey babe, give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack!

I'm going to be topping out on you all night.

Hey baby, I love how you are like sedimentary rock. I just want to go deeper and deeper into your layers.

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Do you know how much a curling rock weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Come out of that single line and rock the exciting event with me.

You know what they say, geologists know how to make the bed rock!

Girl, is your name Medusa?

Because you made me rock hard.

You absolutely rock my world. You must be a perfect 10 on the Richter Scale.

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock.

I play dangerously, I can do edging without protection all night long.

Trust me if I say you are my rock, I really dig you out of the ground.

I won’t take your love for granite.

Hey baby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.

Do you climb? Because I would want you to get on me.

Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

You so hot you just rocked my socks off.

Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

Let’s rock n roll in the sheets.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next belay partner.

Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.

Baby, I'm harder than anything on the Moh's Scale.

Hey girl are you medusa?

'Cause I get as hard as a rock whenever you look at me

Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?

I know if I want to impress you I’ll have to be a little boulder.

Let me heel hook your shoulder.

Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.

With you around, Pride Rock isn't the only thing hard.

I’d like to put a rock on that finger!

Are you a rock? Because I want to climb you like one.

Babe, it's time to caving inside you.

Why don’t you let me rock your world?

Hey baby, I'll have you cummingtonite if you stick your dickite into my borehole.

Hey baby, call me pop rocks...

Because i’m going to be bustin in your mouth ;)

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Babe I climb a lot, because I know how to handle them jugs.

Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

Want to get high, get hot, and get sweaty?... I need a climbing partner.

Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?

The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

Hey baby! You rock my boat like a professional captain crunch.

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.

Call me pop rocks, because i’m going to be busting flavors in your mouth.

I hope you have your chalk bag on, you’re making my palms sweaty.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

Hey, are you medusa?

Cause you got me rock hard

I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

Here, let me chalk up those jugs for you.

Soon enough babe I will put a rock on your finger.

I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.

Your smile cuts through me like scissors, leaving me breathless in your beauty's blisters.

"Is your major Fitness? Because your body is sculpted like a work of art that defies all laws of physics."

Are you a rock? Because you're strong and steady, breaking through my defenses already.

Your beauty cuts through like scissors,
You've got me feeling weak at the knees, my love blisters.

Your beauty cuts through rock like scissors, leaving me defenseless in your presence.

Well, I hope your hamster is ready for some competition because my pet rock is a force to be reckoned with! 🐹🪨

Your beauty shines like a polished rock, in this world of paper, you're a rare gem.

Continue to rock my boat and don’t be afraid for if you fall. You will just get more wet.

My love for you is like paper, always folded and unfolded, but never torn apart.

"Just like your drumsticks, Jen, you've struck a chord within me that no other melody can replace."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Sri Lanka's heaven? Because even Sigiriya Rock can't compete with your beauty!"

So, what's your favorite type of music? I'm a sucker for indie rock and jazz vibes.

In the game of love, you're the winning paper, cutting through my defenses like a sharp taper.

Sounds cozy! I could rock some comfy boxers too. Bet we'd make lounging look good together.

Haha, well I can definitely see you rocking a cowboy hat! Maybe we should plan a wild west date together. 😉

Your smile shines brighter than the Vegas lights, you're my rock 'n' roll queen tonight.

Are you made of rock and roll? Because you've got me all shook up, just like Elvis.

"Your smile hits harder than a power chord. How about we form our own hard rock duet tonight?"

Girl I want to buy you a drink - on the rocks.

"Do you believe in love at first song? Because when I listened to Skillet, I thought of you."

Are you made of steel? Because you're as stubborn as a rock, but I love a challenge.

In this game of love, you're my winning hand, my rock, my scissors, my forever planned.

Your beauty shines like a rock, your grace cuts through like scissors, and your charm never stops like a clock.

Just like rock beats scissors, you've conquered my heart; Let's dance together and never part.