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Top 47 Stone Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stone chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

  2. Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

  3. For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

  4. Are you a stone block? Because you're #1

  5. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

  6. Hey can I let my sacred stones near your gate of time?

  7. Girl are you a red stone torch

    Cause you make my piston extend

  8. I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

  9. Girl are you red stone?

    Because my piston is extending

  10. Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

    Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.

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Hey girl, are you Medusa?
Coz i'm stoned and rock hard

Red stone is red, Lapis is blue

I'd kill my dog
Before letting it kill you.

Are you an alchemist?

Cause you're turning my flesh to stone.

Hey girl, are you some red stone because you light up my world.

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I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.

Are you red stone?
Cause you turn me on

Are you Stone Cold (Steve Austin)

Because you’re a stunner!

Hey girl are you a stone?

Cause I wanna bury my sword so deep in you whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur

Are you a red stone torch?

Cause you make my piston extend

Honestly, I just wanna get The Sword in the Stone!

Is your name Medusa?

Cause every time you walk by I turn to stone

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ancient treasures excite me.

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Are you a stone?

Cause I tripped and fell for you

Hey are you a drunk driver called Dave getting a blowjob from a stoned prostitute in a 2015 Chevy Malibu?

Cause you're giving me really mixed signals

Your my redstone to my lever

In minecraft when a lever is flipped the red stone glows/ turns on. This line means u turn her on.

Hey, babe

Hey, babe. Just because I rock it doesn't mean I'm made of stone

If you kissed the Blarney Stone...

...the rock would be the lucky one.

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you.

Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight

If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40

You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But whips and chains excite me.

So tie me down and hurt me, To show me that you like me.

I need a red garnet stone to help cure my heart palpitations from looking at you.

I think God took an emerald stone and made your eyes out of it.

Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

Your eyes are as blue as the aquamarine stone. They are so clear I can see the ocean.