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Top 50 Stone Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stone pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

  2. Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

  3. For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

  4. Are you a stone block?

    Because you're #1

  5. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

  6. There are 2 things this world needs more of

    1. My DNA
    2. Your DNA

    Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

  7. Hey can I let my sacred stones near your gate of time?

  8. Girl are you a red stone torch

    Cause you make my piston extend

  9. I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

  10. Girl are you red stone?

    Because my piston is extending

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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?
Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.

Hey girl, are you Medusa?

Coz i'm stoned and rock hard

Red stone is red, Lapis is blue

I'd kill my dog
Before letting it kill you.

Are you an alchemist?

Cause you're turning my flesh to stone.

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Hey girl I have an elemental stone but it’s not gonna make you evolve.

Because you’re already legendary ;)

Hey girl, are you some red stone because you light up my world.

I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.

Is your favorite number 316

Because you are a stone cold stunner

Are you red stone?

Cause you turn me on

Are you Stone Cold (Steve Austin)

Because you’re a stunner!

Hey girl are you a stone?

Cause I wanna bury my sword so deep in you whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur

Honestly, I just wanna get The Sword in the Stone!

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Working Stone tinder opener

Is your name Medusa?

Cause every time you walk by I turn to stone

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ancient treasures excite me.

Your standards needs to be stoned...

Cause they need to be high...

Your my redstone to my lever

In minecraft when a lever is flipped the red stone glows/ turns on. This line means u turn her on.

Hey are you a drunk driver called Dave getting a blowjob from a stoned prostitute in a 2015 Chevy Malibu?

Cause you're giving me really mixed signals

Are you a stone?

Cause I tripped and fell for you

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But whips and chains excite me.

So tie me down and hurt me, To show me that you like me.

If you kissed the Blarney Stone...

...the rock would be the lucky one.

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you.

Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight

If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40

You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones

Hey, babe

Hey, babe. Just because I rock it doesn't mean I'm made of stone

I need a red garnet stone to help cure my heart palpitations from looking at you.