33 Sand Pick Up lines

Use the best sand pick up lines to help you get that sandy girl or guy. Sand is often used to describe sandy beaches and sandy woman. These funny & cheesy sand related pick up lines will help you do just that. Sand castle, sand box, white sandy, desert sandy, and more!

Best Working Sand Pickup Lines

A good Sand hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I’m like quick sand the deeper you go the tighter it gets
I hate sand

Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?
I have sand in my c**.... Wanna get it out?
I don’t like sand...

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...
There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

Short and cute sand pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sand are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your sand castle or mine?

Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

Is your ass made out of sand?

Because I wanna bury my heads in it.

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

If beauty were a grain of sand

You would be a thousand beaches

Cheesy sand Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.

You’re tired of the finger and I’m tired of the hand, let’s go to the beach and do it over the sand

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.

The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?

In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Corny sand Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sand conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I’m the sand to your anakin

Cause I can be rough and get all over

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned

- Day 18

Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.

Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?

Not even the sands of time could pull us apart.

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sand love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sand chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.