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Top 31 Sand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I hate sand

    Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

  2. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

  3. I have sand in my crotch. Wanna get it out?

  4. I don’t like sand...

    It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

  5. There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

  6. Your sand castle or mine?

  7. I'm no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.

  8. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

  9. I dont like sand

    It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

  10. Just thought of this and had to write it down

    If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

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What is a Sand pickup line?

Funny sand pickup lines

If beauty were a grain of sand
You would be a thousand beaches

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.

You’re tired of the finger and I’m tired of the hand, let’s go to the beach and do it over the sand

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This is a funny Sand pickup line!

Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine.

Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine.
(Sandpaper grit)

Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.

Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?

In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere

Would you like some of my sand in your hourglass?

Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned

- Day 18

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.


I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

I’m the sand to your anakin

Cause I can be rough and get all over

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Working Sand tinder opener

I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?

Not even the sands of time could pull us apart.

There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.