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Top 40 Washing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Washing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Washing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  2. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  3. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  4. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  5. If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

    Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  6. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

  7. Are you washing machine

    Cause I wanna drop my load in you

  8. Hey girl are you a washing machine?

    Cause babies die inside you ;)

  9. Normally, I’d be asking you out...

    But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

  10. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

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Funny washing pickup lines

Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause I'm just stuck inside you

Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

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Hey girl, are you my washing machine?

Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

Hey do you like bad boys?
Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

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Working Washing tinder opener

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
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Are you a Moon?

Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

Hi there , have you heard of the reverse washing machine experience?

First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too.

Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Let's wash our hands together.

I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.