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Top 39 Washing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Washing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  2. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  3. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  4. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  5. If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

    Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  6. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

  7. Hey girl are you a washing machine?

    Cause babies die inside you ;)

  8. efore we tee off, how about you wash my balls?

  9. Normally, I’d be asking you out...

    But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

  10. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

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Funny washing pickup lines

Are you a washing machine?
Cause I wanna put a baby in you

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

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Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
Yeehaw

Are you a Moon?

Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

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Working Washing tinder opener

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too.

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Let's wash our hands together.

Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Know why I wash in hot water? With you around, it's not like anything's going to be shrinking.

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.