Are you washing machine

Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause babies die inside you ;)

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Mind if I join your solo bath party? My compliments won't wash off, but they'll definitely make you blush."

"I feel you! I once thought washing my car would be relaxing... but it turned into a soap fight with my neighbor! Who knew? 😂"

Are you made of water? Because you've got me feeling all washed away like Giyuu's stoic demeanor.

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"Are you a washing machine? Because I can't resist how you make my white tee...and heart, sparkle clean!"

"You must be the sea during a storm because everytime you're around, my fears wash away and I'm drowning in fascination."

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Do I look like a white tee to you? Because I'm feeling a strong 'wash-and-wear, love-all-day' vibe here."

"Are you a washing machine? 'Cause I'm the white tee that needs your gentle cycle of love, minus the stains."

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"Are you a sandcastle? Because every time I see you, I wave and end up with my heart washed away."

Did you just come out of a car wash? Because you're shining brighter than any headlight I've seen.

"Looks like the rain couldn't wash away your charm, those lips are definitely the highlight of the storm!"

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"Don't forget to wash behind your ears! Can't resist a well-groomed man."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"You're the dirty pickup truck, and I'm your personal car wash. Ready to get those biceps sparkling?"

"Like a refreshing shower, you wash away all the stress and fill my life with happiness."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

"Working on your muscles is like washing a prized truck, a dirty job but the shine afterwards... simply breathtaking."

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

"Looks like the rain couldn't wash away your charm—those lips definitely deserve a dry conversation with me!"

"Are you a washing machine? Cause I'm the white tee you should be careful not to turn pink with love."

Like raindrops on a summer day, your beauty washes my worries away.

"Crazy? Maybe. Dirty? Only when I’m washing my car! But I promise my chat game is a lot cleaner. 😄 What about you?"

"Looks like the rain couldn’t wash away your charm; those lips could definitely brighten any stormy day."

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

"Hope your washing machine is keeping up, mine goes on strike after laundry day number two!"

"If beauty could be washed away, darling, even the most intense shower couldn't touch your radiance."

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"I can’t promise to wash your back perfectly, but I guarantee it’ll be a memorable experience."

Hey girl, are you my washing machine?

Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"Ever considered a partner for your bubble bath? I promise to wash away your troubles and bring the bubbles."

Your smile is like a refreshing wave, washing over me and leaving me thirsting for more.

"You want pot? You gotta earn it! How many pots have you washed today?"

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"Just like a dusty truck needs a good hose down, you've got me craving for your dirty allure."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

"Just like handprints underwater, your beauty leaves an impression that's impossible to wash away."

"Just like a dirty pickup, I can't help but fantasize about making your muscles shine under my delicate hose."

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your spin cycle is heavenly.

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

"Are you a washing machine? Because I just can't resist your spin cycle when it comes to treating my white tees."

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

"If you were a wave, I'd let you wash over me, because your smile shines brighter than the sun."

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"A shower photo of you? That'd make every drop count, as I visualize your enticing charm washing over me."

"How about we play 'car and wash'? Your muscles are the car, and I'm ready with my hose."

"Taking a shower? Don't wash away all that gorgeousness, darling, some of us are still admiring it."

"Ever need a hand scrubbing down those hard-to-reach muscles, big guy? I'm an expert in deep cleaning."

"You're like a pickup truck, rugged and dirty. How about letting this lucky guy give those muscles a thorough wash?"

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed by a pro? With me, you'd feel like a prized car getting detailed."

Are you a Washing Machine

Cuz I want to drop all my load in you.

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

"Hey Tameka, are you a washing machine? Because I'm the white tee that needs your gentle cycle of love."

Are you a tsunami, with curves so divine? Your beauty washes over me like the tide.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

"Looks like the rain couldn’t wash away your charm; your lips are the only thing I want to see."

"How about a workout in the shower? I promise to scrub every bulging muscle till you shine brighter than a championship trophy."

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Are you a washing machine? Because you spin me right round, baby.

"Big guy, your body is my favorite terrain; how about I explore every dirty crevice with my magic hose?"

"Ever seen a bicep glisten under hose water? You're the muddy truck, I'm the guy with the magic touch."

"Mind if I join? Promise I'm more useful than a loofah, and my compliments wash over you better, too."

"Hey stud, how about you bring those burly muscles over here and I'll wash away all your stress, one flex at a time."

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

"Are you a laundry expert? 'Cause I'm a white tee desperately searching for that perfect, delicate wash of your love."

"Baby, you're my favorite kind of dirt - the kind only my special touch can clean off those hard-earned muscles."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I'm a white tee waiting to be spun in your love cycle, but please, no dirt!"

"Got a wash for your chiseled frame, love? Your scent is the only sweat I'd exchange my cologne for."

"Girl, treat me like your white tee; simple, loved, and without a hint of dirt. Just pure affection washing over me."

Did you just come out of the washing machine? Because you've got me all in a spin.

"Ever need a personal car wash? Because I'd love to make those biceps shine brighter than any pickup truck."

Did you just come from the car wash? Because you've got me all misty-eyed.

"Did we meet on the stormy shore? Because the moment I saw you, all my fears were washed away!"

"Are you a washing machine? Cause I'm a white tee, longing for your love without getting dirty."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm a white tee in need of your delicate wash and endless love."

"Can we turn our mutual love for black into a colorful romance? I promise it won't fade in the wash."

"Not even soap could wash away the beauty that radiates from you, my dirty little secret."

Do your feet have a cleaning service? Because those toes look like they just got a deluxe wash!

"Hey Tameka, are you a washing machine? Cause I'm a white tee that needs your gentle, loving care."

Showers are overrated; I'd rather have you wash my back. Let's skip the shower and have some fun.

Like rain, your beauty is pure and refreshing, washing away all my worries with just one glance.

"Ah, the 'right time'—the mythical moment when ice cream is on sale and socks get mysteriously lost in the wash. I’m intrigued!"

"Muscles, sweat, and dirt, that's my kind of cocktail. How about a private shower show where I'm your personal cleaning service?"

"Are you a towel? Because I'm feeling dirty and only you can wash me clean."

"You're the rugged, dirty jock of my dreams, can I be the boyfriend who cleans up your irresistible mess?"

"Your muscles are like a dusty truck, they need my special hose treatment to reveal their true irresistible charm."

"Are you a washing machine? 'Cause I'm a white tee and I'd love if you'd take care of me without leaving any stains."

"I see the rain couldn’t wash away your charm; it just makes those lips even more tempting."

"Hey big guy, how about we indulge in our own steamy car wash? I promise to clean every inch of your muscular body."

"Your body is like a dirty truck - big, strong, and ready for my tender touch to make you sparkle again."

"Hey big guy, need help polishing those rugged muscles? My hose is all set to wash away all your dirt."

"Hey Tameka, are you a washing machine? Cause I'd like to tumble into your life like a white tee."

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed with a touch as soft as silk and a passion as hot as fire?"

"Big jock, you're my dirty little secret. I can't wait to wash every bulging muscle until you're squeaky clean."

"Hey stud, your muscles are like a 4x4, rugged and dirty; mind if I give them a shiny scrub?"

"Are you a shower? Because seeing you washes all my worries away and makes me steamy."

"About to take a shower? Mind if I picture you as the goddess of water, washing away all my worries?"

"Like a white tee on laundry day, Tameka, I won't mix you up with the rest - You're my only special wash."

"More of a bath guy, actually. Nothing like a long soak to wash away the day. How about you, more of a sunrise or sunset girl?"

"Do you own a car wash? Because my love for you is like Skyler's money - it needs laundering."

"Just like a dirty car, I can't wait to hose down your muscular frame and polish it to perfection."

"Your muscles remind me of a dirty pickup truck, may I have the pleasure to wash every inch?"

"Hey, you're like my favorite pickup, covered in dirt. Fancy a scrub down from this lucky mechanic?"

"You're so manly and bulging, makes me think I've won the lottery to be your personal hose handler."