Top 39 Drying Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Drying chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Your lips look really dry
I could moisturise them for you if you want
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Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
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Yo baby, let me dry the sweat of dem titties.
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Are you a mosquito?
Because I want you to suck me dry.
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What's the difference between you and a dry road?
A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
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Roses are red...
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Bite on the pillow bitch
I'm going in dry -
Hey do you like bad boys?
Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
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Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.
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Hey, are you good at laundry?
Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry
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My jokes are dry
But I can make you wet
Funny drying pickup lines
Hey are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pen Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?
Cos damn girl you're pretty fine
You ought to get out of those dry clothes...
...so you can slip into something wet.
This one is more for the ladies to use.
Are you a Popeye's biscuit?
Cause you're dry as fuck
It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?
When she's into literature
You leap before you look," she said to me,
but oft I find I never look at all.
A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
but oft I find there's glory in the fall.
To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
and finds anathema in drying fact,
until in lonely skies it winks and dies.
A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
"You leap before you look, and so you fall,
and falling is the surest flight of all."
Are you a river (girl: no). Really?
Cause I wanna go in dry
Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?
I’ll kill him!
Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.
Cuz you're so hot babe
Are you a Capri sun?
Because I want to suck you dry
Are you a sucker
Cause I want to suck you till you dry
Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?
Because you're really fine
Are you a flower?
Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight
I’m low on iron
Let me suck you dry?
My mouth is dry....
Do you have a wet tongue for me?
Are you a dried grape?
Because you're RAISIN my dick!
Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry
I’ll never say good-bye!?
Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.
This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.
Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)
When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.
It's a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry hump.
Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!
Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.
Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry.