Top 50 Drying Pick Up lines
Use these drying pick up lines to help you pick up girls at the laundromat or while you are drying your clothes. These pick up lines about drying are clever and funny.
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If you were a dried fruit...
You’d be my date
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Your lips look really dry
I could moisturise them for you if you want
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Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
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Are you a nose?
Cus I want to make you run and blow you dry.
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When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
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Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.
Working short drying pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.
I heard your southern deserts are dry but I can bring rain down there.
Girl, you are making my web slinger dry.
Where we are going, we don't need no Dry Bag.
Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.
So what'll it be... Wet?... or Dry?
It's a hot h**... day today in the desert. But don't worry, it's a dry h**....
drying Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.
Girl, you so dry your juicy grapes have turned to raisins. I can fix that.
You good with water polo? You seem to do well on the Dry Pass.
My lips are dry, can I borrow yours to moisten them?
Are you a mosquito
Are you a mosquito cas I think your you just s**... me dry
I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.
You got some honey? This bee is going to s**... you dry tonight.
drying Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.
Accept this cup of tea. Because you are such a hot-tea you might get too dry.
What's the difference between you and a dry road?
A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
Hey do you like bad boys?
Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
I have a dry sense of humour
Because I was busy getting you wet.
Roses are red, you’re pretty fly
Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.
Hey, are you good at laundry?
Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry
I need helpp
If she asks you to rate her out of 10
What pickup line should i use there
because just telling her you're 10/10 is kind of dry
You ought to get out of those dry clothes...
...so you can slip into something wet.
This one is more for the ladies to use.
My jokes are dry
But I can make you wet
It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?
drying Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Are you a river (girl: no). Really?
Cause I wanna go in dry
Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?
I’ll kill him!
Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.
Cuz you're so hot babe
Are you a Capri sun?
Because I want to s**... you dry
Are you a sucker
Cause I want to s**... you till you dry
Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?
Because you're really fine
Are you a flower?
Because this bee is gonna s**... you dry tonight
I’m low on iron
Let me s**... you dry?
My mouth is dry....
Do you have a wet tongue for me?
Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry
I’ll never say good-bye!?
Do it like Baruragaru, baby- s**... me dry.
Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.
Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!
It's a hot h**... day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry h**....
When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.
Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)
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