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Top 39 Drying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Drying chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Your lips look really dry

    I could moisturise them for you if you want

  2. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  3. Yo baby, let me dry the sweat of dem titties.

  4. Are you a mosquito?

    Because I want you to suck me dry.

  5. What's the difference between you and a dry road?

    A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

  6. Roses are red...

    Roses are red
    Violets are shy
    Bite on the pillow bitch
    I'm going in dry

  7. Hey do you like bad boys?

    Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

  8. Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

  9. Hey, are you good at laundry?

    Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

  10. My jokes are dry

    But I can make you wet

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Funny drying pickup lines

Hey are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pen Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?
Cos damn girl you're pretty fine

You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet.

This one is more for the ladies to use.

Are you a Popeye's biscuit?

Cause you're dry as fuck

It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?

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Are you a river (girl: no). Really?

Cause I wanna go in dry

Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

I’ll kill him!

Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.

Cuz you're so hot babe

Are you a Capri sun?

Because I want to suck you dry

Are you a sucker

Cause I want to suck you till you dry

Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Because you're really fine

Are you a flower?

Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight

I’m low on iron

Let me suck you dry?

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Working Drying tinder opener

Are you a dried grape?

Because you're RAISIN my dick!

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)

When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.

It's a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry hump.

Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!

Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.

Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry.