Top 39 Drying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Drying pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. If you were a dried fruit...

   You’d be my date

2. Your lips look really dry

   I could moisturise them for you if you want

3. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

4. Are you a nose?

   Cus I want to make you run and blow you dry.

5. Are you a mosquito

   Are you a mosquito cas I think your you just suck me dry

6. Are you a mosquito?

   Because I want you to suck me dry.

7. What's the difference between you and a dry road?

   A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

8. Hey do you like bad boys?

   Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

9. I have a dry sense of humour

   Because I was busy getting you wet.

10. Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

Funny drying pickup lines

Roses are red, you’re pretty fly
Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

I need helpp

If she asks you to rate her out of 10

What pickup line should i use there
because just telling her you're 10/10 is kind of dry

My jokes are dry

But I can make you wet

It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?

Are you a river (girl: no). Really?
Cause I wanna go in dry

Are you a sucker

Cause I want to suck you till you dry

Are you a Capri sun?

Because I want to suck you dry

Are you a flower?

Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight

I’m low on iron

Let me suck you dry?

My mouth is dry....

Do you have a wet tongue for me?

Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

I’ll kill him!

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.

Cuz you're so hot babe

My umbrella will keep you dry but I'll keep you wet.

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)

When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.

It's a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry hump.

Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!

Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.