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Top 43 Drying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Drying pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were a dried fruit...

    You’d be my date

  2. Your lips look really dry

    I could moisturise them for you if you want

  3. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  4. Yo baby, let me dry the sweat of dem titties.

  5. Are you a mosquito?

    Because I want you to suck me dry.

  6. Are you a mosquito

    Are you a mosquito cas I think your you just suck me dry

  7. What's the difference between you and a dry road?

    A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

  8. Roses are red...

    Roses are red
    Violets are shy
    Bite on the pillow bitch
    I'm going in dry

  9. Hey do you like bad boys?

    Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

  10. I have a dry sense of humour

    Because I was busy getting you wet.

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Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet.

This one is more for the ladies to use.

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My jokes are dry

But I can make you wet

Are you a Popeye's biscuit?
Cause you're dry as fuck

It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?

When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me,
but oft I find I never look at all.
A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
but oft I find there's glory in the fall.

To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
and finds anathema in drying fact,
until in lonely skies it winks and dies.

A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
"You leap before you look, and so you fall,
and falling is the surest flight of all."

Are you a river (girl: no). Really?

Cause I wanna go in dry

Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.

Cuz you're so hot babe

Are you a dried grape?

Because you're RAISIN my dick!

Are you a Capri sun?

Because I want to suck you dry

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Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Because you're really fine

Are you a flower?

Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight

I’m low on iron

Let me suck you dry?

My mouth is dry....

Do you have a wet tongue for me?

Was that guy with the persistent, dry cough trying to get within three feet of you?

I’ll kill him!

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)

When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.