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Top 43 Wash Pick Up lines

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  1. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  2. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  3. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  4. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  5. If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

    Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  6. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

  7. Are you washing machine

    Cause I wanna drop my load in you

  8. Hey girl are you a washing machine?

    Cause babies die inside you ;)

  9. efore we tee off, how about you wash my balls?

  10. Normally, I’d be asking you out...

    But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

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Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...
What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke & they only wash their balls after 18 holes

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

And suck my brains out!

(Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

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Are you a Moon?

Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

Hi there , have you heard of the reverse washing machine experience?

First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

Let's wash our hands together.

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too.

Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.